((Chapters 34-40))
Chapter 34: I FEEL GOOD(du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu)
TayZay:60 REVIEWS, MUDA FUCKA! YYYEAAAHHHH! Hey! I feel good, du nu nu nu nu nu nu! I knew that I would, now! I feel good! Du nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh! I knew that I would now! So good! Dunn dunn! So good! Dun! I got you! Dun dun dun dun!*dancing (spazzing) around*
Japan:I am concerned for your health...
"America, apology accepted. Still plotting your doom, though. Along with the rest of the world.
:D
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rosepetal: Hungary, can I borrow your frying pan for a sec? I think I'm gonna need it..."
Hungary:um...joo can use my backup*hands it to you*
Prussia:vhy vould joo carry a backup frying pan?!
Hungary:to deal with clucks like you
TayZay:*busts out laughing*you said cluck! That's so fucking awesome! XD
"TayZay!Thanks Girlie! I'm always here for the few times you'll need someone to save you!"
TayZay:I swear you're the awesomest person I've ever known*blushes*
Prussia:awesomest isn't a vord! Even I know zhat!
TayZay:autocorrect didn't say otherwise -.-
Prussia:*rolls his eyes*vhatever! I am zhe awesomest!
"Prussia! Pfft what are you talking about i already have fans, I am the awesome fem!Prussia!"
Prussia:I mean she'll be on you like she's on America
TayZay:*sitting in America's lap, making out with him for the time being*
Prussia:-.-'
"Russia! *points to Belarus and Lithuania* you're welcome"
Russia:*looks over*thank you n.n so TayZay...
TayZay:*holds a finger up, indicating for him to wait 'cause I'm "busy"*
Russia:...oh..
"Britain! Why did you have a love potion in the first place?..."
Italy:that's what I'M wondering, too, ve!
Britain:...that's for personal reasons...that I probably will never tell anyone about
TayZay:*pulls away from America momentarily*how long does this last? An hour? A week? A year, maybe? :D
Britain:you've got 10 more minutes
TayZay:I'll use these 10 minutes wisely!*grabs America and pulls him away*we're gonna go do the deed
Others:0.o oh...
"Lithuania! I knew you would do something like that eventually, Good job!"
Lithuania:*has kiss marks all over his face*yeah...~
"Baltics! Cool, you will love working for me! First things first, who wants to help me set up for party?"
Latvia:I'll help :D
Estonia:I'll make the tea
Lithuania:*making out with Belarus againI
Latvia:he'll get back to you -.-"
"TayZay! Sorry I know it was cruel to say other than you, but knowing them they all would have said it otherwise..."
Hungary:I'm sure if she were here, she would understand
Britain:who has sex for 10 minutes? -.-
Seychelles:people who keep hold of a 20-minute lasting love potion
Britain:oh shut up, no one asked you
Seychelles:*socks the shit out of him*
Hungary:0.0
"France! What would i have to do to get you to eat Englands cooking?"
France:*raises an eyebrow and grins slyly*I MIGHT eat Britain's food...after you make love to me~
Prussia:fuck off, she's mine!
TayZay:*pokes head in*actually, she's mine once I'm done with America
Italy:what about me, ve?
TayZay:you have Germ :D
Prussia:joo don't love the Asians anymore?!
TayZay:of course I do! But even fem!Prussia tops them by now n.n
China:that hurt, aru :(
TayZay:don't feel bad :3 you can invade my vital regions any time you want~*gyrates playfully*
China:no thank you, aru -.-
TayZay:you too, JJ. I'm always available~
Japan:*blushes*
TayZay:same for everyone in this room!
France:ohohoho~
TayZay:except France! :D
France:hohhhh :(
"Liechtenstein! Other than your brother, who is your favorite?"
Liechtenstein:well, I enjoy hanging out with Hungary from time to time
Hungary:*hugs her*zhat's my girl! X3
"Everyone! Who is the best cook?"
All:China
China:*smiles big and cute*
Italy:but he doesn't know how to make pasta!
China:so what, aru!
(A/N:n.n)
Chapter 35: What The Hetalia!
"Aiyah you guys(you too TayZay!) are all so immature! Britain! Go sit in a cover and think about what you've done to poor America(read:making a love potion that made him love TayZay and probably ruining his life) Russia!... Just stop freaking people out, da? Italy! You are so cute! I really just wanted to say I love you _ Hungary, you're not really helping either -_-; give me the pan. *holds out hand for pan* Romano! K, I sorta just wanted to say that I love you too _ Francis. Stop being a perv! I love you too but I will murder you myself if you keep it up _ Lastly, TayZay. You can't go around forcing everyone to love you, you know -_-;(you're basically raping them!)"
Britain:yes ma'am*sits in a corner*
America:haha, emo! XD
TayZay:shut up!*hits him*and being with me didn't ruin his life!
Britain:*laughs*I know, you ruined your own life by wanting to be with him!
TayZay:STAY IN YOUR CORNER!
Russia:I'm sorry, it's not intentional, da? It just happens...
Italy:ve, thank you =w= I love you too, ve~*blows you a kiss*
Hungary:...*hands you the pan*I'm sorry*cute pouty lip*
Romano:*smiles*back at ya
France:well, as long as you love me~..I'll be good~...for now...
TayZay:but...I never get a chance to see a smorgasbord of sexy guys altogether like this..*pouty lip*
My Alter Ego:TayZay...you're a mess...you need to calm down...seriously, I love you, but...*places hands on my shoulders*you're scaring people
TayZay:*turns to you, dear reviewer*...all I have to say to that is...*bows respectfully*yes Ms. Ninja*the background sound for Japan is heard*
Others:0.0 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
((A/N:nice little thing ya had going there. But cmon! This is Hetalia and me! Chaos will almost always occur =w=))
Chapter 36: Phew!
Just a quick thanks to EVERYONE who has reviewed to the story! You have made the second half of January and the beginning of February extremely awesome for me ((I swear I've never used "awesome" this much until I was introduced to Prussia))! I know I keep saying thanks and flipping out about the excessive amount of questions day by day, but it's because I don't really have a lot of confidence whenever I do something, or anything, related to writing-ESPECIALLY writing in script/manuscript form on here, because I can understand how many people don't like it. I may make two teen novels before I graduate high school, but I've never really thought writing for my own things would ever match up to what I could write for other peoples' (I.E. fanfiction).
I digress! Thanks, thanks, and thanks so much! Man, if I had friends like you guys-that were into the same thing as I was ((Hetalia, anime in general)), that would make my life...well, the best. I really probably only have one friend like that at this point in my life. Still! At least I know they're out there, those Otakus and such... Wish I knew the majority of them...anyways! ((Damn I talk a lot when I'm not speaking with my mouth)). THAAAAANK YYYYOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Ah, how I wish I could just meet you all and hug you n.n that would be one of the greatest birthday gifts I could get so far ((along with those impossible wishes that only some Otaku/fangirl/future anime voice actress as crazy as I could wish for)).
Chapter 37: Being Who You Are Is Fun
TayZay: :D
"Haha, ya I know! You don't think my inner fangirl goes all day long about how freakin hot they all are? Cause it does ;) I just know went I stop to myself when it goes to far!(most of the time) *looks away shamefully* but it's all their fault for being so gorgeous! *points to everyone in the room* you too TayZay ;) That being said: I sincerely apologize to all of you for being my human self and not all fangirly *does a bow of her own as "Excuse me, I'm sorry" plays in the back*"
TayZay:girl, don't even sweat it! One of us fangirls is enough to go around for probably a whole millennium!*laughs*it's actually good to know that some are sane around here ((that "some" being the reviewers)), 'cause I sure as hell am not XD and sometimes...I'm a little proud about it, but it can be a little awkward feeling like the only crazy one around here...*shy blush*trust me, I'm not like this outside of here, I'm actually extremely quiet and shy, unless I'm with the people who know I'm just like this n.n also! Discussion about the characters and how you would like to interact with them in this fanfic-when you review-is open to par (sp?), and of course fresh and new approaches and questions ((sorry for all the ands)) are always welcome. So thanks! :D you actually brought me back to earth a little bit, I was having too much fun letting loose here! Whoo! Damn, I know, I talk a lot XD I swear the older I get the more...over the top I can act :P
America:...you are the weirdest person I have ever met
TayZay:you're just now realizing this?*laughs*
Italy:...pasta...(=_=)৩
(A/N:Ah shit...the other review under this one. Hang in there, fem!Prussia, I'm working on yours in the next chapter!)
Chapter 38: We're Baaaaaack!
(A/N:...you guys are so lucky I update fast •.•)
TayZay:we're back from our .5 second break!
"Pinkamena: Hey, what's tha-
Rosepetal: *knocks Pinkamena over the head with frying pan*
Rosepetal: Thank you Hungary! Here's your frying pan back! I'll go lock Pinkamena back in the closet."
Hungary:0.0 oh! Ok!*wiping sweat from her forehead with a handkerchief*what just happened?
TayZay:...one-woman ambush
Hungary:ah*nods in understanding*
"AmericanNinja I suggest wearing a helmet when you go ask her that. Just sayin."
TayZay:hey we're all family here! :D
"Prussia! Do i look like i have a problem with that?"
Prussia:...joo should
"Estonia! You've made plenty of tea for the time being just sit down and have a beer for now ."
Estonia:...okay*sits down and has a drink*
"TayZay and Prussia! This is a bit of a problem, i don't know who to choose o.o"
TayZay:me! :D because I'll love you forever!
Britain:*mumbles*that's the bad part
Prussia:*pushes me and Britain out of the way*me!' Because I have a big shtick!
TayZay:so?! I...got nothing to counteract that, but, still!...*hugs you*she's just mine, ok, whether I have a dick or not, she's mine! •.•
Hungary:*slowly blinks, a little uneasy about the whole argument*
"France! If you can beat me in a drinking contest then i'll make love to you, but if you lose you have to eat england's cooking for a week, deal?"
France:yes...*fist pump*it's on~!*sing-
Prussia:you just shook hands vith zee devil-a sexy devil, that is
TayZay:MY sexy devil!
Prussia:none of me belongs to joo!*grabs you*that includes my female counterpart!
TayZay:I don't give a damn!*pulls you away from him*
America:what am I, chopped liver?
TayZay:for the time being, yeah n.n sorry sweetie
"Britain! What other kind of potions do you have?"
Britain:a lot*steps aside*care to take a gander?
TayZay:ha! A gander...you're so formal, Brit X3 it's cute!
Britain:-.-
"America! what would you do if i gave you a card for unlimited mcdonalds for a year?"
America:*starry-eyed*I would love you forever
TayZay and Prussia:NO! Ò.Ó
TayZay:*lifts him up by his shirt collar*I don't want you getting involved, Alfred. She's mine, ya hear?! Her and Hungary!*shoves him back*
Hungary:can you leave me out of this one? -.-'
America:0.0 I'm saying if she did I would marry her!
TayZay:no ò.ó
America:...what about me?!
TayZay:would you save me during a zombie apocalypse?
America:...well...-
TayZay:then you're not the real hero!*looks to you with hearts in my eyes*fem!Prussia is~, and I'd save and protect her right back~...
China:(to you) you still have the option to back out while you can, aru -.-" just letting you know
"Britain! What is your favorite kind of tea?"
Britain:oh, well that's easy*smiles*chamomile tea
TayZay:iced tea for me
Britain:no one asked you
TayZay:sorry!*holds hands and arms up like I've been caught by the law*
"Italy! What is your favorite kind of pasta?"
Italy:ve...that's a hard one! I've gotta say that's it between chicken fettuccine with Alfredo sauce or spaghetti
TayZay:spaghettini from The Cheesecake Factory!*rubs hands together like I'm about to feast*mmm...=w= pasta...
Italy:pasta! (=_=)৩
"Russia! Why do you always act so creepy?"
Russia:I don't think I'm that creepy*pouts*am I...?
"Everyone! Who is the worst drunk?"
All:oh my god!*start talking at once*...definitely Germany, without a doubt!
(A/N:I think there's a storm coming...as much as I actually love thunder, I'm kinda scared :0)
Chapter 39: Double Trouble Is Brewing
TayZay:haha oh Germany!*sing-song voice*there's a question for you~
"Germany, huh? Care to share any stories? *gets a sly look*"
Germany:ah...maybe another day -.-
TayZay:*giggles*
"Hey, America do you play minecraft at all?
Pinkamena: help me! D:
Rosepetal: *shuts closet door* You saw nothing. :D"
America:yea bro! :D and I LOVE it! Um...is that other girl okay...?
TayZay:really, though...0.0
Italy:Tay! You've got mail!
TayZay:thanks Feli n.n *checks out the first envelope and reads the letter*oh no -.- my sister's coming into town
America:you don't like her?
TayZay:...she's just...a man eater
China:and you're a fangirl!*throws hands up in the air, then sighs*it can't get any worse from here..
TayZay:believe me, Chi...it can...*sighs too and sits next to Russia on the couch*
((A/N:I don't have a sister in reality XD just an older brother and a lot of sister-like cousins! She's just an OC I'd like to test out))
Chapter 40: Yeehaw! XD
TayZay:alright! New review! :3
"Prussia! just to get piss you off I kind of want to give TayZay a kiss..."
Prussia and TayZay:...fuck my life
Prussia:vhat happens if I dont?!
TayZay:*mumbles*I get to live another day...
"France! You just signed your own death warrant, no one can beat me in a drinking contest!"
France:and I'll take that death warrant, mon ami, so long as I win your body~
Prussia:joo know, in a vay, you're fucking me...
France:oui~*chuckles seductively*I know~
TayZay:*sly fangirl grin*
"Britain! Have you ever accidentally drank one of your own potions?"
Britain:yes, but only because America was fucking with my shit and thought it was a drink I'd been saving for later, so he gave it to me to drink -.-
TayZay:which potion?
Britain:a lustful potion; makes you horny all day
TayZay:what do you have a potion like THAT for?!
Britain:shut up!*blushes*
TayZay:that doesn't answer my question!
"America! Sorry bro, i love you and all but Prussia and TayZay have first dibs"
America:aww :( so no Mickey Ds?
TayZay:I'll get you a gift card, dude
America:ok! n.n
"China! No way would i back out of this, Its interesting to see my male self feel challenged in anyway"
China:oh...*shrug*suit yourself, aru
"Russia! No, you're not that creepy, to me anyway, you're more cute that scary"
Russia:thank you n.n you're cute too, da?
Prussia and TayZay:isn't she~?*gazing at you*
"China! Why don't you like Russia?"
China:he's scary, aru*holds his stuffed panda close*
TayZay:aww :0*huggles him*its ok, Chi, I'm here to protect you from RuRu
Russia:I thought you were on my side
TayZay:I am, sweetie, but I've gotta be there for my other friends, too
"Canada! What is you're favorite food after Maple syrup and pancakes?"
Canada:bacon, for sure*cute smile*
TayZay:it should be illegal for someone to be so cute ;.;
"TayZay! Whats your favorite pairing?"
TayZay:I wanna say PruHun-which is usually the case...but I love UsUk and GerIta too...hm..yaoi-wise, I'm definitely going with UsUk, and under any hetero Hetalia circumstances it's PruHun n.n
"Russia!Are you going to be nicer to the baltics now?"
Russia:da, I suppose I will n.n
TayZay:your little face is to die for =w=
"Germany! Now that you've had a bit to drink, is this situation still annoying?"
Germany:no...not so much*sips his last round*I'm at peace with it
"TayZay! Its official, you are as awesome me! The fast updates are totally awesome!"
TayZay:yea!*fist pump*
"Everyone! Who do you like the most?"
America:*shrugs*if I had to choose, probably Belgium or...*gulps*TayZay...
TayZay:whoo! 0o0
Austria:Hungary
Belarus:Lithie~*giggles*
TayZay:my god, she giggles •.• that's terrifying...
Belgium:Romano
Britain:...Ukraine, I suppose
Canada:Ukraine
China:Japan and Vietnam, aru
Denmark:Iceland
Egypt:...
Estonia:Seychelles
Seychelles:*gasps*really? I was gonna say Latvia, but it's definitely Estonia now! n.n
Finland:Sweden
France:me, myself and I~
Britain:*throws a raw tomato at him*
Romano:YOU DAMN BRITISH BASTARD*attacks him*
Spain:*starts recording*
Germany:*blushes*Italy
Greece:Japan
Holy Roman Empire:my beautiful and lovely Italy!*smiles*
Hong Kong:Taiwan
Hungary:Austria n.n
Iceland:Norway
Italy:Germany! Or maybe Grandpa Rome!...I don't know right now, ve~
Japan:*blushes*come back to me, prease
Korea:NOT China
China:ass -.-
Latvia:Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein:big brother...*shy and quiet about it*
TayZay:aww :3
Lithuania:Belarus~*gazes at her with infatuation*
Netherlands:Belgium
Norway:Finland
Poland:Lithuania for sure!
Prussia:fem!Me, because she's awesome!
Romania:Hungary~*grins, revealing his fangs*
Romano:...*crosses arms and glares*no one
Russia:China n.n
China:stay away, aru!
TayZay:accept RuRu's love, ChiChi! D:
Sealand:Liechtenstein...
TayZay:aww n.n
Scotland:*shrugs with his arms crossed*
Spain:mi pequeño niño amante de tomate ((my little tomato-loving child)
Sweden:m'wife, F'nland
Switzerland:of course, my little sister, Liechtenstein
Turkey:Japan
Ukraine:big brother Russia
Vietnam:China
TayZay:man I wish I knew! It's down to fem!Prussia, America, Japan, Italy, or China! I don't know, come back to me! X(
"
Kyahaha, I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only fangirl whose main focus is Hetalia XD Also good to know I didn't offend my favorite countries too much! I wuv you all! w Especially Roma... Gahudsozujkfd! I can't hold it back anymore *Runs up and hugs Romano* You're just so tsunderishly adorable! *gives Veneziano pasta* you're adorbs too, Fel ;) K, so maybe I have a thing with the twins. So?! They are just so irresistably kawaii!**************Fangirl sparkles*****************"
Italy:gratzi for the pasta! =w=
Romano:thanks for the hug*blushes*
TayZay:*giggles*set it free! n.n
"
Pinkamena: Can I come out yet?
Rosepetal: No, you're still in time-out.
Pinkamena: ...I'm going to kill you.
Rosepetal: Good luck with that. :D
Anyway...So, America do you remember anything from your 20 minutes of being under the influence of the love potion?"
America:20 minutes of what now?
TayZay:*in a sulking emo corner*I knew you wouldn't, dammit...
Tamaki:wrong anime n.n"
TayZay:zomg, Tama-chan!*fangirl glomp*happy as I am to see your sexy blonde ass, you can't jump anime realms!*jerks thumb back at te host club*get outta here!
Tamaki:*ducks back into the portal*
TayZay:tell Kyoya I said hi =w= oh Kyoya~...
Tamaki:you got it!*disappears into the portal*
TayZay:good kid...n.n
America:seriously guys...what love potion?!
((A/N:I will now have Scotland accept questions, now that I'm doing some research on him))