Zimmeh Couture
Chapter 10: The final chapter
The Next Day at Skool:
Nothing unusual really happened... Except for the fact that everyone stopped worshipping ME in order to worship the Jessica human. I need to remember to strangle and taze Skoodge when I get home.
"I want to just say, that youre all big wierdos for abandoning me for ...Zig, the green kid!" Jessica pointed at her pazzi.
"THATS ZIM!" I screamed out. The pazzi looked at me as if I were from another planet... which I was, but they werent supposed to know...
"And you people have some explaning to do! Why choose HIM when you have me? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT ME!" She yelled. She was begining to sound like the wierdo.
"Whats wrong with you? Being alone must have made you crazy! We're finding someone else to worship and to be popular!" Flan said. He looked around, and then pointed randomly at a kid. "THAT KID!"
Dib looked up. "What? Me? REALLY? I GET TO BE POPULAR? FINALLY! IM GOING TO SAVE THE SKOOL FROM THE EVIL HANDS OF ZIM!"
"Actually... I was pointing at that kid."
Keef looked up. "What? ME? REALLY? WOW! THIS IS SO AMAZING! You all can be my friends!" He pointed at everyone, as he stood on the table. Everyone picked him up and started worshiping HIM. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! Stupid Skoodge. I exuted my anger on Buscuity Goodness's tuba. I poured itching powder all over it.
Buscuity Goodness came over and blew into it.
"AUGH! ITCHING... IN MY BRAIN!"
It always made me laugh to here him say that. It was actually the only thing he ever said. He eats a taco: Itching in his brain. He finishes math: Itching in his brain. Oh well, back to the story...
At THE BASE
I tazed Skoodge.
"AUGH! ZIM! IM SORRY! SORRY! SO SORRY!"
"OH IM SURE YOULL BE SORRY AFTER A LITTLE OF THIS!"
End.
PS: I added Buscuity Goodness in, cause I just like him. Hes...er... whats the word? oh yes, cute, and funny. I like the way he says that hes itching.