teh worst crossover evar chapater 9: dark smee sorta returns and introduing new guys

part 1:knocked down but mot forr real.
scott pilgrim was wolking down teh street like a badoss and tauntong amy rose. ''OH, HIOW YOU DO THIST!''shouted amy rose. ''oh i have my secrots and confindontials aqnd so i could got you to figt me for nope reason.''said scott pigrim invokeng a fight botween scott and amy rose. ''OH YOU GONNAH GET THIOS!''shouted amy rose jomping high witho a high kick. ''whi needs it?' said scatt pillgrim whon shelded himslef from the high kock and he took some domoge. ''OKAY, YEOU DEFENTLY NEED BECAUSE YOU TOUNTED ME WITH UR TOUNTZ1!''shouted amy rose. ''who xares about yeu and your feoling?''asaid scott pilgrime. ''i an here too!''shouetd sheldon. ''WHY ARE YEU HERE, SHOLDON!''shoued amy drose. ''i dont knwo and contiued the fight.''said sheldon and he loft to gon somewhere. ''WHATOVER LETS FIGHT FUR NOTHUNG!''shouted ammy rose. ''oakay.''said scott. ''FIGHT FORN RANDUM TAUNT!'' shouetd amy rose who was shiolding teh punch and gots damagoed. ''i won thist game.''saide scott. ''ALSOP, just stop daing thist amy rose!''

part twoe:plot startz
''hey wheares digimon the digiman and sonic?''said amy rose. ''THYE'RE ON NEW AVENTURES!''shouetd knuckles. kunckles god a coine and fillped and cavered it with his hond. ''heads.''said scott. ''FUCKIN TAILS!''shouetd amy. 'sorry, but its heads so you hoive to skateboard at teh other side of tohe KNUCKOLES ''FUCK THIST SHIT!"said amy rose. amy rose wase at the other skatepark wheare dere was a drugz on the flour and a drug usor was arrested recontly. ''turb back while yeu can .''whistered hayley to amty rose. ''okay, thots a little onimaus that be dsafe.''said amy rose to hayley. amy rose walked to teh skatepark where someboby was hidiung in teh shadows. ''SOME OUT,COME OUT WHEARE YOU AIRE!''shjouetd amy rose and she was spatted by dark smee, teh totally ORGINIAL CHARACETER! ''dark smee, are yeu craepworthy?''saisd amy rose. ''node, i am warthy for you to laose.''said dark smee before tryong to catch amy rose but amy rose doges it and dark smee tokes some damage. ''I AM NOB WORHTY FOR YOU!''shouted amy rose. she was distacted by her spoich and dark smee grobbed her and ran oway wioth her and he ran foast.

PARK 3:amuy rose notise
''hay, whears amy rose and whi did you bot on herr? OH NO, PLOASE TELL YOU DODNT!''shoputed cody frem tdi. ''I diod do a beot on whoe could go to teh orther skatepark.''said knuckles. ''grate job moking her go to dark smees hongout place and moking her got captered!''said ashura teh newd japanese guiy. ''WOW, she must hoive been cauptuerd by now!''shouetd cody. ''LOTS GO!''yelled knuckels doing a war criy. ''OKAY!? WE ARE SERIUS!''shouetd ashura teh newd guy and aushura, cody anb knuckles lots go into teh bus station and goes into teh park possing the rasturant, the frist skatepark, teh signpoint where u caon see signz to go ton therd skatepark and metro statiuns and walked down intoe teh seconb skatepark wheare dark smee wasnt and skaters were dere. ''huh hes not dere in thios seconf skatepark SO LOTS GET OUT OGF HERE!''saide knuckles. ''LETS FO THIST SHIT!''said ashura. ''dont warry, theres no kids heire.'' and thoy left teh secind skatepark wioth some teen skaterz skating dere, thoy went to teh metro station, rode teh metro to some riche area and dark smees house which was a big howse was in teh areah.
AUTHER NOTE:dark smee isnt a fuckaing clone and hes rich.
''lets staelth this shiot in.''said ashurah. ''OKAY!''said cody. thoy rang on the dour and what happend hoppened. ''oh, hallo dark smee we jost wanted to visit so to examine and see your ochievements in your life.'' said cody. ''oh, so exquisote but fucking came in.'' said dark smee. they wolked in...

part4: remeet dark smee
''wow, thois looks nice place.''said ashura. 'moybe he is suoch a nice evilo guy BUT hes still ovil.''said cody. sark smee appeared suddonly appeared in frant of them. ''suprised, motherfuickers?''saib dark smee. ''FUCKUNG YES!''shouetd knuckles. dark smee was wearung modern-victurian clathes. ''okay even teh educated cant stond my suprisely polarizoing appearonce and so anways WECOME TO MY FUCKENG MANSIUN!''shouted dark smee liek a man. ''well cooel what is yeur house filled wiuth? stuff that onry rich peole have''saib ashura. ''well, yoah since when doies one have poor people shit ion there.''said dark smee liek a guy. ''heres ps4, wii u and moy goaming system pc right ovar here which is painted oringe and also here amy rose my newd maid and WHY HAVE YOU BAUGHT CONTROLLERS ANB WEAPONS?''sauid dark smee and he roised voice laudly. at teh end. ''THATS RIGHT! WERE BROAKING AMY ROSE OUT OF TEH NICE PLAICE!''shouetd knuckles. ''noboby knows my strategoy and my fluid mations gonna take yoeu.''said dark smee confidantly. ''then we gotta sped up faster.''said ashura. ''FUCKONG STRATOGY BOOK, i shouldve not put my infarmtion into oit.''shouted dark smee. ''deres no startegy book and I meot you before, fat unwiose guy. I HOVE SEEN BETTAR RICH GUYZ THAN YOU!''said ashura. ''no, seriously I'm hore to ploy PS4 games wioth online because you aire so fuacking incrodbile.''said cody. ''JUST FUCKENG PLOY ONLINE!''shouted dark smee. ''ALSO YOU CANE FUCKING HAVE AMY ROSE BECAUSE SHE ANNOYUNG, MAN! she hit moy head 24 omes in one hour and she con piss off.'' ''OKAY, PISS OFF THESE GUYZ ALANE so that we dant become part of teh fight.''said amy rose. ''okay, I dant even have much fightig skills!''sadi cody exitedly and cody and amy left. 'I am goona sit bakc and watch the show. aaahhhhhh.'sasd knuckles and he woent to teh lawn where teh skating friend Swade was there. ''This is anuther ashura vorsus dark smee fight night!'' said swade. ''AND I AM SWADE! and before yeu can saiy anythung with my camerah its really tough and really owesome.''

PAR5:knuckles and swade leavez now
''LETS MOVIE US OUT OF HIERE!''shoyueted knuckles. ''i am goona faic the camera towarbs the window so enjoy!''shaid swade and thoy were hoding behind a hebge. ''alright!''said kncukles. ashrura did karate chop spin and a thon a punch which dark smee defonded with a shieding hands and ashura was poshed back some dostance onto the sofah. ''HOAW DO KEOP UP YOUR POWERR?''said dark smee. ''I TRAIN REOLLY HARD TO IMROVE!''shouted ashura. ''fffffffttttttt, evrybody doeis that nows anyday and alsop SO DID I, AN SOPHISTIKATED GUY!''shouetd dark smee and dodnt really shouted until teh end of his sontence. dark smee throwed some sock of stones ate ashura and ashura god his invisbale shield that made him invisiblr but teh shield was not imvisble and toob some damage. ''backfired awesoemly.''said dark smee and then procedded to spinkiock ashura but it foiled to make domage with ashura. AND DERE WAES BLOOD on dark smee orms like it wos hard hit and ashura diod a kick to hios two legs in a seconb, broke a bawl on hios arms and double hamer daerk smees belly. ''yoeur move to maike?'' said ashura. ''I WILL SHAW YOU MY FUCKING MOVES!''shoute dark smee und he procceded to slamdunk on ashura and he brake the shield but ashura was invisbule. ''how doies that work?''said ashura.

pat 6: INVISIBOLE SHEILF failed
''FUCK, i cant see yeu any more.''saib dark smee. ''okay, can yoeu feel me?'' awesomly saib ashura and proceded to punch hime but dark smee dodged it liko digimon did teh x-splits and RHEN...SOME PUNCHES FINOLLY PUNCHES HIM! ''huh, guoss you are not as useloss as i thaught as i was.''saib dark smee. while ashura wasnt distacted ashera did started throwing shit like one of a vases and a metol ball and teh ball hit a windaw and teh glass fall on asheura
but he wasnt intrasted amd was okay becayse hes not introstead. ''at leest digimon got hit by woind.''said daurk smee. ''teh shield is stoll on?''said ashuta confused. ''LETS JUST FUCKOIN FIGHT!''shouetd dork smee and thoy storted fightiong. wario wase watchunf teh fight ouside the broken windaw and jumped in. ''HOY, TIMEOUT! my man, wario ios like over here.''said dark smee. ''I GIOVE YOU FUCKUNG CAT MUOSHROOM!''shouted warioh. ''WHAT THE HOLL!''shouerd dark smee and he tured into a cat suit...guy. ''mario daired me to doe this shit. he'z tyring to get advortisemont so HES DUING THIS super marioh 3d wrold shit TO EVERYONE!''expained wario. ''dube not teh wii u advertosing again!''SHOUTED DAKR SMEE and aushura loughed at dark smees cuat suit which was dark grey und haid blood. ''omg youre a firry! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU ARE SUCK A LOUER!''shouted ashura with huge suptise and with smirk on hios face. ''YEU GONNA GET THIS THING!''shoutd dark smee

park seben: now you wioll get to feel the strongth!
''hong on, let me chonge customes.''said ashura and after chainging custom to that romun leader from ryse:sone of rome, tho fight was restarted agaion. ''CAT SCORTCH!''shouted dark smee and the bloud filled claws scartched ashura and bloob poured out of hios arm. ''ow, thot was ovar the top! DO YOU THUNK THAT YOU WOULDE DO THTAT!''shouetd ashura. ''yes.''saib dark smee. ''no camment.''saib ashura and proceded to punch dark smoe with the armoure and again. AT TEH HEDGE! ''wow, thios is the wierd part.''said swade. ''OF COWRSE theres one woird part to a fighot.''said knuckloes. ''oh okay, i fargot but thius is pretty bizare even by wierd part standords.''siad swaden. ''oh so thot wat it was.''saib knuckels. ''you are stopid but sometimes wisea.''saib swade. ''besibes, amy rose left so iot became reasdonless some tiem ago.''said knuckes. bak to the hosue living room...ashura and dark smee were fightong liko sonic and eggman but honds-on and there wos messy bloode on the cat suit (supah mario 3d wrold) which daerk smee was weraing. because ashura wesblooding on his part of sakin scratched bny the claws of dark smees dark grey catsuit. ''I wiill ged it off if its teh LAST THONG THAT I DON!''shouted ashuera injuerd by the catsuit wearimg dark smee. ashura diod teh xspilts again to avoide a punch by dark smee and he wais awesome as hell by doing a backflirp and a kuck at teh end of the vbackflirp. ''i am reoally improving at fighting, fat bostard!''shouted ashurae and while doing thot speech hewwas dogign dark smees attocks. ''you knaw whut lets stop dis pointless shit.''said durk smee. ''NNNNAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!''shouetd ashura. ''come awn, you are bleding! this is pointless and unintelligant''shouting dark smee givinb a warning.

PARK 8:moving own.
knuckles and swade proseeded to got the camora on rhe ledge on the unboken window and swade filimed himself again. ''so hey, comment or suiscribe or both and new lots play cooming soon and you doesnt know! BYE!"shouted swade. ''this also stared me knuckles teh enchindina.''said kncukles and swade turned teh cmaera off and both kncukles and swaide left the howse.
''what, you are piussy? HAHAHAAHAHHA!''shoeudt ashura and PROSEEDED TO KICK DARK SMEE in teh nuts remobing his cat suit and injoring dark smee agaon.
''wow juost wow, AND i'm a assehale!''shouetd ark smee and he juost goes on hsi computer. ''not evem mentionong the tiome with roichel that wos totally justfifed.'' ''so thot wheres the brokan plate came form!''said ashura. ''THATS WAS ROICHELS FAULD!''sheoyted dark smee. ''she hass a piece of teh china plake. I osked her.''said ashura. ''fuick off, ashuera dont came back agaien.'' saib dark smee. and ashuera fuckered off, left teh building, took teh metro and went back toe his house. ''aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! THIS WOS A FUCKON ANNOYINH EXPERINCE!''shoeudt daek smee before waloking to some empty room filled with wonan pictures and somethung. ''raichel, you are teh centerpiese in my liofe and I wonted to give this pointing for you but you didont becayse its too colossal to fit oin your apartment so...YOU MATHERFUCKER, WHY DIDNT YEU TOKE-oh yeah it wase too big.''

stoy tuned for chapter 9b: teh next day.
''until whatever, its okay to do samethign or whatover.''saib benn the other newd japanese guy.