"Gray…care to remind me why I am being COOKED ALIVE?" the fire mage spoke as a dark skinned native who was constantly licking his lips as he was thinking about how tasty the fire mage will be, turned the salamander that was tied to a wooden pole over and over again over an open flame. Had it not been magic resistant, Natsu would've eaten it by now.

Meanwhile, Gray and Gajeel were both tied to thick and long wooden poles several feet from an open fire pit where more dark skinned natives were dancing around the fire like crazy.

"I don't know, Natsu. Care to answer why YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT LEFT TURN WHEN WE CAME TO THE FORK IN THE JUNGLE?" the ice mage yelled back. This earned him being poked by a fat tribeswoman with a blunt spear who was apparently making "Goo-Goo" eyes at the exhibitionist, blue haired mage, who was once again in nothing but his underwear. (It wasn't entirely his fault though. –points to fat tribeswoman making "Goo-Goo" eyes at Gray-)

Gray started to have a panic attack by having sweating all over and he began to squirm, even though he was securely fastened to the thick pole of wood. Gajeel, meanwhile, sighed heavily. He always saw himself as the referee between the two rivals and yet he somehow managed to get dragged into everything.

Poor Natsu. The next thing the cook did was that he started to cover the fire mage in delicious spices and sweeteners. Natsu was on the verge of sneezing, and then, he finally blew. The pink haired mage sneezed and the flame grew even bigger, causing it to burn him.

"OWWWWWW~!"

Both Gray and Gajeel sighed. The fire mage sure was hopeless. Which reminded Gray…

"GET OFF OF ME ALREADY, WILL YOU?" the ice mage yelled at the native. She merely replied by blinking her recently longer grown lashes and cuddled closer towards the dark blue haired mage. The woman's gut would have probably sucked the poor guy in had it not been for the ropes that binded him to the pole his body was currently against.

And then…everything came to a STOP. (And here, ladies and gentlemen, is where you insert the Jaws "Theme".) The natives looked at the forest as trees began to move and giant footsteps echoed along the ground. It must have been a monster, for the dark skinned natives began to shake out of pure fear. The fat lady that was poking Gray before was now clinging to him as if he was some sort of "cling toy". But what? What could this giant monster be?

(Dear readers, if I told you what it was, I would be spoiling. So for now, I will be playing clips of a koala eating eucalyptus. Can't you see this adorable koala bear enjoy this green delicacy found only in Australia and not anywhere near the magical world of "Fairy Tail"? Ah, peace at last… No…Natsu, don't…don't do it…no…no…NOOOOO!

Natsu: "Get back here, will you?"
Gray: "Natsu, if you kill her, she won't be able to write anymore!"
Natsu: "So?" –is violently shaking Sandy
Sandy: x-x
Gajeel: -sighs-
Gray: "IDIOT! We'll never be able to escape from the island!"
Natsu: "…Oh."
Sandy: "Reviews are…appreciated~." xAx;;;)

((Bwhahahahaha~ I'm so evil xD

And as for this, tis a cliffie :3

Don't worry, I'll update within the week, You have my word, but I just wanted to try something new xD.

Review and tell me what you think~ :3

~Sandy

P.S. This chapter is dedicated to LunaTheLoneWolf and TheLengendaryBlueKitty. My reason is so that they grow even more impatient xD))