Chapter 10: Long Live the Gay Lords

Disclaimer: As much as I would like to, I must admit that I do not own any of the anime characters that are mentioned in this story.

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Naota: Damn those YSSYSS members! You know what? I hopte they go to hell, Satan rips their eyes out, and starts raping their eye sockets.

Haruko: Silly Takkun. They'd like it.

Naota: I hope Satan's a woman.

Haruko: That's just not nice.

Naota: Yeah, I really excel in those things... (Excel appears)

Haruko: Yeah! And I really Hyatt! (Hyatt appears)

Excel: Hey! What are you making crappy nonsense jokes for? That's my job! And isn't this originally a Paranoia Agent fanfic?

Hyatt: I guess. But... why should we care? Obviously KAP likes us more than Tsukiko, Senior Excel.

Tsukiko: Wait, what? (gets hit by a meteor)

Hyatt: How utterly convienent! (Throws up blood all over Naota)

Excel: Oh my! Looks like Ha-chan is gonna die again. Well, someone get the body bag cuz we're gonna be needing one. Oh, wait no. She's alive. Nevermind. Yes, I'd like a medium four cheese pizza with extra sauce! Just kiding, Ha-chan. Wow. You sure are easy to fool. I wonder why I talk so much. It's probably to get the attention my boobs don't already give me. Oh man. Sure is hot out. I wish I could blow up the sun. I probably could. Note to self- get Lord IlPalazzo to buy a nuke. No more sun! Ka-boom!

Hyatt: Senior Excel?

Excel: What is it, Ha-chan?

Hyatt: Shut the f--- up, please, Senior.

Haruko: So, any plans to beat YSSYSS?

Naota: Way to ruin the fun, you bitch.

Shuichi: Who said dick? No one? Good. (puts on a du-rag) Cuz dat is our word. Speaking of us, we need leaders, so here's a ballad sheet. (Hands everyone sheets) Now, the two winners will be the ones who will make the whole world gay. (Goes away)

Haruko: I am so voting for Yugi and Shinji.

Excel: I'm voting for Yuki and Bobobo.

Haruko: Well, since we've voted for two different pairs, there's only one thing to do.

Excel: I'm way ahead of you. (rips off clothes)

Haruko: No, I meant a battle.

Excel: Fine, but KAP wants to update right now, so we will... next chapter!

Goku: I will defend the universe.

KAP: (Everyone Freezes) So, ladies, gentlemen, assorted religious figures, please review.