A.N.
It's been a little while since I updated this fic! I was writing my other one, which I started just this week! So, this fic will skip around a bit for the episodes, and will leave out some of the episodes I didn't like, so don't be surprised if you see it not being perfectly adhering to the plot. Um, what else? Oh yeah! I'm also not going to do the exact dialogue like for the first episode; that was just to introduce them and to make them be in character. However, it will still have the basics of the dialogue. However, the lines will be effected by the OCs, so don't freak out if you see that.
Review Answers:
Pocket Rocket22: Yeah, I plan on trying to twist it up. However, some of the chapters will mostly go along with the original plot. Most of the first episodes will be like that, for example. Around the 5th or 6th episode it will start to deviate.
Bloodymaiden99: Ah, thank you! I appreciate the review! ;)
Start!
Monday morning, I woke up to the screaming of Kasumi and Inori. They were playing a video game together, and were yelling at each other.
I walked into the room, a dark aura surrounding me. "I will rip out your eyeballs out and shove them so far up your ass that you won't even be able to feel pain anymore, if you don't shut the fuck up. I swear, it's four in the fucking morning. What the hell are you screaming for?!"
"Eto, well, Kasumi-sama wanted to play video games, so…"
"Oi! Don't blame this on me! You were the one who woke me up in the first place! I just wanted to bug Nat-chan!"
"Both of you, STOP YOUR INCESSANT JABBERING IMMEDIATELY!"
They quickly shut their mouths and zipped their lips.
"Now then, quiet down and wake me up at around seven, okay?"
They nodded vigorously.
Ah, beautiful sleep. How I love you. Sleep is the ambrosia of my life. It keeps my dashing good looks pure, and helps me grow taller. Sleep~~.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"WHAATZITFAKWHEREZAFIRE*!" I was startled awake, and started twitching and spazzing.
I heard giggling from outside my room, and saw the two angels *cough-devils-cough* standing there, with pans in their hands, happily banging them together. I wanted to murder them so much. Never have I wanted to torture them more, but I settled for death threats.
"I will take your nails and rip them off your fingers one by one watching as you scream in agony and beg for mercy you goddamn little motherfuckers!"
I happen to have a sadistic side, if you didn't figure that out already. Kasumi didn't look that affected, but Inori paled and pulled her out of the room to make some breakfast. I think I'm going to skip breakfast today. It'll give me more sleeping time…
Once I was up for good, I dragged myself out of bed and sloped off to the bathroom, ready to take a shower. Saves money, you know?
When I biked to school after dropping the girls off at their daycare, I remembered what had happened after I was let into the host club.
Flashback
I was given the uniform and shoved into the changing room by the twins, and started changing, not really caring whether it was the boys' or girls' uniform. Once I was done, I walked out and tied my shoulder-length hair into a ponytail. It basically looked like a guy's hairstyle.
"You look so cute! Cute as a button! The king approves!"
"Hmm. You might be able to attract some customers."
"You clean up well-"
"-For a commoner."
"Natsu-chan looks so cute! Right, Takashi!"
"Aah."
Haruhi stood next to me, looking sympathetic. "They did this to me, too."
When we were ready to host, I found myself in front of two girls, who both looked pretty curious about me. They started firing off questions really fast, and it was all I could do not to be overwhelmed.
"So, Natsumi, your hair is so silky. What products do you use?"
"Do you have any siblings?"
"You must be smart if you got a scholarship. Can you tutor me?"
"Why did you join the host club, Natsumi?"
"Uh…" I was at a total loss. I had no idea what to say, so I just decided to tell the truth.
"Um, I use regular shampoo, no conditioner. Yeah, I sort of do have siblings. I'm sure you're smart yourself. I'm not really that smart, but if you wouldn't mind spending time with me, I would love to tutor you. Haruhi is my new friend, so I decided to join the host club with her."
There. No lies, but I didn't mess anything up!
"Oh~! So cool!"
"So nice!"
"So manly!"
Huh? All I did was answer. These girls are a little strange. And wait- manly?! I'm not that manly, am I?
End Flashback
Apparently, I have a 'way with words,' so the girls liked it. I don't really think so, but whatever they say…
Haruhi turned out to be really similar to me. We hung out at my place and studied, and the girls met her. They like her a lot, and say she has a good sense of humor. Haruhi's pretty cool, too. She showed me some cheap stores, which I needed, because I am going to have to get a job if I stay in this club. Seriously, they're such spendthrifts!
Moving on, today is Monday, which is apparently 'cosplay day.' They said Mondays and Wednesdays are for cosplaying, and Tuesday is just normal apparel. Thursday depends on a club vote, and Friday is our free day, unless Tamaki decides otherwise.
After classes ended, I went to the library with Haruhi to work on a project the teacher assigned. It was something about 'getting to know the students.' This isn't elementary school, geez! After spending about an hour there, Haruhi realized that it was getting late, so we had to rush to the clubroom.
I told Haruhi that if we were late I could just play the 'daddy' card, and he'd let us go, but she refused, saying that Kyoya would kill us. Apparently, Kyoya is the behind the scenes president, and Tamaki has a total daddy complex.
A.N.
*"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHERE'S THE FIRE!?"
That was a chapter just to give you an idea of how she was welcomed into the host club. Can anyone guess what her type will be?
Before you say anything, it does seem like she's automatically popular, but actually, it's only with a couple of people. And Haruhi is the natural, so she connects better with the girls. Therefore, Natsumi is only popular with certain people now, because she's very nervous and doesn't know how to act. That's why she's kind of stiff, and only answers the basics of the questions they ask her.
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