"Happy Birthday America!" exclaimed Wisconsin as she ran into his room and jumped onto his bed.
"Gotta be better than that!"
She looked behind her to see America coming out of his closet door with a giant water gun.
He laughed. "And the hero wins again."
"Maybe." She quickly pulled out two small squirt guns from her pockets. "Or maybe I prepared for this."
He smiled. They were in a deathstare until England walked in to see what was going on.
"Wisconsin, how long does it take to-" He was interrupted by a blast of water coming from both America and Wisconsin.
They both started laughing while England got up and shook his arms a bit. "What the bloody hell is going on here?"
They laughed even more. He pulled out a giant squirt gun and shot them both.
"I thought the water fight wasn't until later?" he said with a smirk.
Wisconsin quickly shot America, then England, and ran out while they were distracted. She ran downstairs to the living room. Canada was on the couch, along with a few states.
"Okay!" she exclaimed. "Everyone ready?"
A few more states ran out, along with a few countries. They all carried some sort of watergun, or water squirter
"Okay then, everybody in there groups, spread out!" yelled New York and D.C.
Wisconsin quickly hid in the kitchen by the doorway. Illinois caught up and hid on the other side of the doorway.
"I don't know why I got paired with you, but you better not lose this thing!" he whispered to her.
By now, all the countries and states had either hidden somewhere in the house, or outside.
Wisconsin smiled. "Who do you think you're talking to?"
They could hear footsteps coming down the stairs.
"Dude, we are so going to kick ass!" exclaimed America. "This is gonna be the best birthday water fight ever!"
"Shut up, you're going to make us lose." said England as he followed America down to the living room.
They searched the living room for someone, but couldn't find anyone. Suddenly, everyone hiding in the living room, kitchen, and surrounding hallways jumped out and sprayed the two already wet countries.
They all scattered and went outside before they could be shot.
"Oh it's on!" yelled America.
The two countries ran outside. The yard was very big, and had many items such as a swingset, a lot of cars in the driveway, and a shed. America signaled England to follow him. He snuck towards the shed and put his ear against the door. The American grinned and England got ready to shoot. He swung the doors open and they sprayed water all over.
"Huh?" said England. "What the hell? No one's in the-"
America cut him off with a shush. Suddenly, two states jumped out behind some items and shot at America and England. They dodged and shot back at the states, hitting both of them.
"That's two down. N.Y. and D.C." said America.
Wisconsin and Illinois were hiding behind a few trees behind the house.
"What's your plan, cheesehead?" asked Illinois.
"How about layin' low until most of the other teams are gone?" she replied.
"That's not a bad plan, but we'd need a better place than this." He thought aloud.
"Hmmm, yeah, but this isn't too bad for now. I mean, until there only a few teams left, the only people who can eliminate us and the other teams are America and England, and until that happens, they can't be eliminated." said Wisconsin. "Hmmm... How about, since Italy and Romano are closer to the house, when we hear them gte hit, we run like hell, towards the swingset and camp out in the tower part?"
"Not bad, cheesehead."
The two sat for a while until the heard a scream.
"Aaah! It's so cold!" screamed Italy as America sprayed him.
"Dammit, you bastards!" yelled Romano as England sprayed him.
"That's two more, how many teams are left?" asked England.
America thought for a moment. "I think there's Canada, France, Germany, Russia, Wisconsin, Illinois, Texas, and California."
"Watch out, they can start eliminating us now." warned England.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. The hero always wins! Don't worry!"
England rolled his eyes as they continued searching.
Wisconsin and Illinois had ran to the swingset and were climbing up the wooden ladder to the small play tower.
"I don't see them coming. Hurry up the ladder." said Illinois.
When Wisconsin climbed into the tower, her eyes widened. "Dammit, there's already a team in here."
"What? ugh..." said Illinois as he climbed into the tower.
Texas and California sat on one side, while Wisconsin and Illinois sat on the other.
"Get your asses out of here, we were here first." said California.
"Yeah, or you ain't gonna be alive tomorrow." said Texas.
"Shut up asses, we just want to hide for a moment." retorted Illinois.
"Pweease let us stay for a while." Wisconsin puppy pouted. "Pweeease."
The two states blushed slightly. "Fine..."
She smiled.