Me: I'm experiencing extreme writer's block so beware
Zack: Ya, so instead of writing, she deciding to spend the entire day cleaning her room…
Roxas: She's off her rocker, it's okay.
Zack: I present Chapter ten
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Chapter Ten
My doubts were getting the better of me and I was beginning to have less and less faith in me and Axel's relationship.
On a happier note, Riku is out of the hospital now and Sora is dancing around him singing "You lived!" repeatedly.
Riku rubbed his temples, annoyed. "Will you SHUT UP?!"
Sora froze. "Sorry…"
Axel grinned at the weirdos. I guess he's recovering from Genesis' death better than I thought he would.
"Hey, hey, hey, Riiiiiiikuuuuuuu!!" Sora whined.
"What?"
"Can we go see…Kaiiiiiriiii?"
"Only if you stop that."
"Stop whaaaaaat?" Sora asked.
"That!" Sora stopped, and Riku shook his head, ashamed of him. "Okay, let's go."
They left to go see Namine and Kairi while we sat around doing nothing.
It's odd how everything seems like it's going back to the way it used to be: Riku getting annoyed at Sora's immortal energy and then me watching as life flies by too quickly for me to hold onto and it's left me feeling alone and confused.
"Roooooxie…."
"Huh-what?"
"I'm hungry. Let's get ice cream." Axel said.
"Ice cream's not food. If you're hungry, you need food." I said.
"What's with you? You should be hyper kiddie not I'm-so-emo… uh…thing." Well there's proof he's okay again.
"Axel, I do believe you've lost your mind." I said in a British accent.
Axel's face fell. "What mind?" He looked mortified as if he'd never had a mind to begin with.
But I saw through it. "The one you no longer have."
Axel gave me shifty eyes and leaned in. "Shh, you can't tell anyone, they'll think you're crazy."
"Well I am dating you…" I pointed out. "Doesn't that mean I'm crazy as it is?"
"Yes!" Axel shouted. "And as my spiky headed ball of sunshine you must come with me to get ice cream!" To top it off he gave the best puppy-dog face he could manage.
I sighed. "You really want ice cream?" He nodded. "Fine. But you're paying."
"Right-o!"
And that was what got us to the cafeteria and nearly got us suspended.
Allow me to explain…
At first we were just eating ice cream…but then there was some on my face and Axel licked it off…which ended in us on the ground making out and killing the poor innocent eyes of the children attending this school.
Sitting in the headmaster's office, Axel smirked. "Ya know, if Fluffy finds out, he'll never let you live it down."
"And if he finds out, he'll also know that you dressed up as a girl to go to the mall looking for "the perfect shampoo"."
Axel glared. I glared.
"First you're eating each other's faces off then you're glaring at each other? Make up you're minds, will ya?" Edea, the headmaster's wife, said.
"It was the ice creams fault!" Both of us said in unison.
Great…we spend way too much time with Sora.
"Sure…just don't get caught next time." She flashed a grin and shoved us out the door.
I blinked. "That was weird…"
"What now?"
"Now! We visit Fluffy and The Almighty Prince of Darkness!" I declared. "What?" I asked, after seeing the look on Axel's face.
"You all have nickname's cept me."
"Hmm…sure you do. You're the Bloody Porcupine." I ran away, for my life will surely end from that comment.
Well, I didn't die, but I was chained to a bed and taken advantage of…just kidding. But you'd like that wouldn't you? Mwahahahaha!
"Rox, are you laughing maliciously at the imaginary people in your head again?" Axel asked, having thoroughly punished me with the Feather of Doom.
"Maybe….maybe not…you shall never know!" I laughed myself silly and nearly passed out from tiredness.
"Are you done?" Axel asked.
I nodded and closed my eyes, leaning against a wall.
"Kyeah!! I am back and there ain't nothing you can do bout it!" Oh boy…
Sora and Kairi came flying through the hallway, while Namine and Riku watched in curiosity as to why they ever like, scratch that, loved such insane lunatics.
"And this my friends is what happens when you give Tweedledum and the Queen of Hearts caffeine." Riku said.
I'm Tweedledee, Namine's the Queen of Diamonds and Riku is just…himself.
I gasped dramatically. "Why would you do such a thing? The world has come to and end!" Speaking regularly I added. "Least Yuffie's not here to help them plot world domination."
"You spoke to soon." Namine said.
As if on cue, Yuffie flew through the hallway and crashed into the sugar-highed friends.
Axel, Riku, Namine and I just watched and wondered who would win the race to wherever it is they go.
Eventually, Kairi's sugar-high died and she left with Namine. Yuffie went to go steal Cloud's scrapbooks (scary things, don't EVER look in them…) and Sora went to bug Riku.
"So, exciting enough weekend?" Axel asked.
"Heh, too exciting…"
"I love you, you know." he said, petting my hair.
"Love you too." I mumbled before falling asleep.
Maybe I was worried for nothing…
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Me: Yay!! Update!
Zack: There was no plot in that…
Roxas: So? Yaoi generally doesn't have much plot and if it does, whoever wrote it is a genius
Me: Yay!! Roxie's on my side!
Roxas: (shrugs) I gave up tryign to fight it…
Axel: Read and review please!!