About a week later it was Mercedes' Birthday; she woke up in Sam arms in her bed. When she opened her eyes her eyes were met with Sam's big green eyes. When she opened her eyes she automatically smiled and let out a giggle.
"Good Morning Birthday Girl" whispered Sam as he placed a soft kiss on her forehead.
Mercedes smiles again. "Thank you" she whispers back.
"How does it feel to be 22 Ms. Jones?" asked Sam
"As of right now…it's alright" said Mercedes with a small smile.
Sam and Mercedes laded in bed for about five more minutes, and then decided to get up. Once getting out of bed and doing their daily routine they headed to the living room. When they got there Mercedes gasp as she saw the foyer and part of the Kitchen decorated for her. There was a banner hanging that said "Happy 22rd Birthday Mercedes!" Mercedes smiled as she saw her gang of friends scream:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERCEDES".
Mercedes laughed.
After they all gave her a happy birthday hug they all started talking about the plan for the day.
"Okay, here's the deal. We're going to breakfast, then after breakfast were going shopping. After shopping us girls are gonna get a mani and pedi…unless the guys wanna come" said Quinn rising a eyebrow
"Were good…but thanks for asking" remarked Puck
"After that, were going to the tattoo parlor, and after were all meeting up for lunch. After lunch were all heading back here to get ready for the club. Does it sound like a fun day?" asked Quinn
"It sounds like an awesome day, let's do it!" cheered Mercedes.
Everyone left to get dress and within forty-five minutes everyone was dressed. Mercedes came out in a pretty purple strapless romper with a pair of black flip flops. Her hair was in lose curls, natural make-up, and she wore her purple nose ring.
"It is once again time to crown the Birthday girl on her 22nd year of her lift" cheered Brittany.
"Crown her?"Asked Puck with a raised eyebrow
"Yeah, we have this tradition that we have been doing since Eleamentary School, when ever if one of our birthday's that last Birthday girl crowns the new birthday girl, and we wear the crown all day" said Rachel
"Oh that's right…Santana please do the honors since you were the last Birthday girl….Tina the glitter" said Quinn giving Santana the tiara and Tina the glitter.
"Ready?" asked Santana looking at the girls behind her
"Yeah" they all say in unison
All of a sudden Santana, Brittany, Rachel, Tina, and Quinn start saying a chant with huge smiles on their faces remembering their childhood. The guys watch closely wondering what's gonna happen next.
"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE THE PRINCESS, YOU'RE THE PRINCESS, and YOU'RE THE PRINCESS!" Yelled all the girls in unison. Santana placed the tiara on Mercedes head on the second" it's your birthday". After saying the last "You're the princess" really loud Tina tossed glitter all over Mercedes.
"Wow" said all the guys in unison.
"Hey don't make fun of our childhood" snapped Tina
After putting the placing the tiara and tossing the glitter on Mercedes they were all ready to go and eat breakfast. After breakfast they all headed to the mall. They went from store to store; the gang agreed that when they went shopping whatever Mercedes wanted they would pay for it as her part of her gift so she wouldn't have to spend a dime. At first Mercedes didn't like her friends spending all this money on her but after telling her it was alright for the tenth time, she let it go. By the end of the four hour shopping trip; Mercedes at tons of stuff. Mike, Puck, and Finn bought Mercedes pairs of shoes she picked out. Brittany and Santana each bought her three outfits. Tina bought her accessions. Rachel and Quinn both bought her a purse. And Sam bought her a set of Mercedes favorite scent at Bath& Body Works.
"Are you guys sure you don't want Mani's and pedi's" joked Brittany
"Trust me, were good" replied Finn
"What are you guys gonna do for a hour?" asked Mercedes
"I have to pick something up" responded Sam
"And we have to help him" added Mike
All the girls raised their eyebrow as they looked at each other.
"…Okay…see you guys later" said Mercedes
"Bye" said Sam giving Mercedes a quick kiss on the lips.
The rest of the guys do the same to their girls and leave with Sam.
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The girls enter the nail salon and they all decide to do their pedi first. After helping each other chose a color they all sit in a row of six chairs; as the ladies begin to do their toes.
"Guys, there up to something" announced Mercedes
"Oh, we know. A perfectly good moment turned awkward" responded Rachel
"I wonder what it is?" wondered Mercedes
"Well we know it's for you, because Sam said he had to pick something up and the rest of the guys had to help him" said Quinn putting air quotes around the word help.
"I'm anxious now, I can't wait to see what it is" said Mercedes with a small smile.
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With the guys entering the jewelry store.
"I'm Sam Evans, here to pick up an order" said Sam to the man working behind the desk.
The man disappeared to the back closet to look up Sam's order; he came back within five minutes and had Sam's order in his hand.
"That will be $120 dollars Mr. Evans" said the man behind the counter.
Sam pulled out his wallet and gave the man a hundred dollars in cash and paid for the twenty with his credit card.
"Thanks for choosing Frost Jewelry Store" said the man giving Sam his order in a bag
Sam smiled and nodded and took the bag. The guys walked out of the store and Sam pulled out the order and showed it to the guys.
"You think she'll like it?" asked Sam
"Yea, man she'll love it" responded Mike
"How can she not, that's a really nice piece of jewelry" added Puck
"Dude, she'll love it" said Finn pulling his hand on Sam's shoulder.
"I can't wait to see her face when she sees it" smiled Sam as they began to walk.
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After leaving the nail salon and the jewelry everyone met up at a restaurant called Bahamas Breeze. Once they ordered there alcoholic drinks and meals they started a conversation.
"So Mercy-Me how's your birthday so far?" asked Quinn
"Best birthday so far" smiled Mercedes
The gang talked for hours at the restraint; they joked and laugh about everything possible. Once six o'clock came they left the restaurant and headed back to the house to get ready for tonight. As soon as they got back to the house Puck began to make the pre pre- drink for the night. After making his famous jungle juice everyone began to get ready. The girl blasted music in the one room they were all getting reading in. After they all took their showers they all began to do their hair. Mercedes was putting fresh loose curls in her hair when Puck called here into the living room.
"What?" said Mercedes with half of her hair curled and no make-up on.
"Take a seat" said Puck with a smirk
"Why?" said Mercedes with a raised eyebrow
"Just do it please!" barked Puck
"Fine" said Mercedes rolling her eyes.
"Mercedes are you done with the cur-"said Tina but she was cut off by what she was seeing
"What are you guys doing?" asked Tina
"I don't know" replied Mercedes
"You guys are gonna wanna see this, get the rest of the girls" said Puck
Tina nodded and when to get the rest of the girls. She brought all of them back within two minutes.
"What's going on?" asked Brittany
"You'll see" said Finn walking into the foyer with a smirk; Mike was right behind him.
"She's in place!" yelled Puck
Mike turned on the music on the stereo and Finn had his phone ready for a video. It's Tricky by Run-DMC began to blast through the speakers and came out in black pants, and a green and white flannel. He walked to Mercedes to the beat of the music, and began grinding in her face. Mercedes gasp as she began to see what Sam was doing to her. Mercedes was getting a strip show.
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
Sam ripped off his pants in front of Mercedes. She gasps and hid her face in her hangs, while her girls were screaming behind her. Quinn pulled out her phone and started videotaping Mercedes reaction.
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
Sam began doing body rolls in Mercedes face. By the second body roll Mercedes began to cheer Sam on.
[Verse 1]
I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"
Sam unbutton his flannel while doing a body roll and adding a spin.
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky
Sam continued to dance, with Mercedes cheering him on
[Verse 2]
In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!
Sam ripped off his white v-neck that was under the flannel with his bare hands; he was now bare chested.
"Mercy hit the jackpot" screamed Santana with a smile
[Verse 3]
When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...
[Verse 4]
We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own)
They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...
By the end of end of the strip show Sam was bare chested and only had on boxers. He took a bow at the end of his performance at smiled at Mercedes.
"….Okay… you were defiantly a strip in a pass life" said Mercedes after catching her breath.
"Me and Sam were the man" announced Puck
"You were a stripped too?" asked Quinn
"Freshman year of college I need some extra money to cover my loans. My first job wasn't cutting it so I started Stripping; Puck didn't as a joke and he liked the income" added Sam
"Wow I'm dating a stripped" said Mercedes in amazement
"Were Ex-strippers" said Puck. "We quite 6 months ago".
"Bummer" joked Quinn with a smirk; Puck chuckled and sent her a wink.
"That was part 1 of your gift….here's part 2" announced Sam
"No more gifts" said Mercedes feeling a little overwhelmed with all the stuff she got.
"Just one more" said Sam with puppy eyes
"…Okay, one more" says Mercedes
Sam handed Mercedes a thick black rectangular box; she opened it and gasp. Inside the box was a silver locket with an M in carved in it.
"Sam this is really pretty" said Mercedes as her eyes began to water up.
"You like it?" asked Sam
"I love it" smiled Mercedes.
Sam helped her put on the locket and once he finished putting it on they all went back to getting ready for the club.
About an hour later all the girls were just about dress, but now they were starting to put on their make-up. While getting ready Santana's IPod was on the dock blasting her songs; her IPod was in shuffle and the next song that played was Ladies Night by Lil Kim ft Angie Martinez , Da Brat , Left eye ,and Missy Elliot. The girls knew every word and began rapping to the classic.
(Quinn)
It's ladies night what, it must be Quinnie on the mic
The Butter P honey got the sugar got the spice
Roll the L's tight, keep the rhymes right
Yo I just made this motherfucker up last night
And uhh... I'm the rookie on this all-star team
Me and Mercy is gettin cream, like Thelma and Louise
but on chrome, never leave that Brooklyn shit alone
So if you say it's on then it's on
(Mercedes)
Bang this in your whips
Pack em call the roadie with the chips in the wrists
Here's a french kiss *kissing sound*
I dismissed all you chicks split six from the four-fifth
Make you dance, ooowwww
I stay focused, in the dopest
Like a penny with a hole in it, y'all just hopeless
And toke this, I ain't lye-in
Niggaz tryin to knock me off, keep tryin
All it takes is one phone call to my street team
Promote that ass, like a soundtrack New Jack Ci-tay
Set It Off with the eighty-fitay
Y'all missin the buck, with the fuck
Bump Biggie in the trunk and the
buck to my thorough bitches
Lemme see ya do tha bankhead if ya richest
It's the rap Mae West to Q-B
And I got all my sisters with me
Chorus:
(Tina and Rachel)
Oh this is ladies night, and our rhymes is tight
Oh this is ladies night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Oh this is ladies night, and the feel is right
Oh this is ladies night, oh what a night (oh what a night)
Verse Two: (Santana)
Uhh, never the one, packin a gun
Got some other raw chicks for that, lay dat ass flat
I bez the one chockin ya paragraphs, with laughs
Getcha back up on the right path
Ain't no stoppin me ladies from
club hoppin gets my rock on
From flavors still frozen at Paradise joint
Booty shakin with the glass in my left one
Right hand sayin step-son
Find more similar lyrics on /4iSPTo me my girls is fancy fly bitches
Too my niggaz straight snitches, and to them other chicos
Lady pimp ain't havin that shit
If you ain't got the cash to stash, suck my dick hoes
Strictly a bell ringer
Lay another finger on this big bad
one miss lady rap singer
I be the one to blame as the flames keep risin
To the top and it don't stop
Chorus( Tina and Rachel)
Verse Three: (Brittany)
Y'all see, how these bogus niggaz try not
to notice the dopest bitches
Approachin with good intentions but focusin on they riches
If it's, too hot then get the fuck up out the kitchen
Niggaz dicks, stay lifted when they thinkin of me
Cause the rhythm I kick, puzzle them like arithe-ma-tic
Fillin em with, sluggers off the nine milli luger click
Bitches bust, we just, keep kickin up dust
And you can spread rumors shit is makin
me sicker than head tumors
Humor me, by huggin me sayin you lovin me
Playa phony niggaz be buggin, I can tell
cause the thug in me wanna sell drugs and push keys
Need to get me mo' of deez, VV's and M3's
Smoke weed from overseas pimped out styled Rol-eys
Fuck the police keep my wallet obese
Who the, Windy City woman still still comin and gunnin
Straight from the Chi
Tonight's the night for all the ladies, let's get high!
Chorus:Verse Four:(Rachel)
Aiyyo Kim, heheh, yaknowhatI'msayin ?
I ain't even gon' leave without sayin sun'un on this track
You ain't gonna use me to just be singin hooks
What I look like?
Patti LaBelle or somebody nigga? Heheh
Check it out, uh huh, yeah
Oh what a night
You should be like Rach 'stead of bein like Mike
I like to ride pony's instead of ridin bikes
Me and Mercy got the rhymes to incite
I gotta catch a flight
Aheheh, round three and shit
Niggaz can't see us from Elektra to Undeas
Aaaaoooowwww niggaz wanna be us
Heh I'm out he, ooh
(All of the girls)
*ladies night, ladies night...*
At the end of the song the girls laughed and continued to get ready. Once they were all done they met the guys in the foyer around 9:45. Mercedes came out in short one strap soft pink dress that came to her mid thigh. She had on soft make-up, her hair in soft curls, the necklace Sam gave her on, and her tiara on her head, but this time it was tilted to the side.
"Alright let's take a shot for Mercy" yelled Finn as he began pouring Patron into shot glasses. They all took the shot with ease and let out a small cheer. After the shot the cabs were here and they headed to the club. When they arrived it was packed and the music was bumming. Drinks started flowing and everyone was on the dance floor. The gang dance and drank the night away. When they left the club it was 3:30 in the morning.
"I'm hungry" said Tina
"Me too" added Brittany
"Ooo lets go get breakfast" said Quinn adding a giggle afterwards.
"I'm up for Chicken and waffles" yelled Santana as she walked with a wobble in her step.
"Same! Chicken and waffles here we come" cheered a drunken Mercedes
After driving around in a cab for twenty minutes they found a chicken and waffle spot.
"Chicken and Waffles!" yelled Mercedes and Tina in unison
They walked into the little rinky dink diner and ordered there chicken and waffles. Once hit came they all began to eat instead except Santana. Santana started to cry.
"Sweetie, what's wrong?" said Brittany with her mouth full of waffles.
"…They only gave me two waffles" wept Santana covering her face with her hands.
Everyone around Brittany and Santana tried to contain there laughter.
"Oh well that just won't do" said Brittany. "How many do you want?"
"Two more please" wept Santana
"I'll get you some more" said Brittany rubbing her back.
"HEY….HEY….CAN I GET TWO MORE WAFFLES OVER HERE!" yelled Brittany across the diner.
Puck nearly choked on his waffle from laughter.
A waitress came and gave Santana her two waffles.
"Thank you, you are so kind. I'm glad some of you have hearts" said Santana as the last tear fell from her eye. Once Santana got her two waffles she began to dig in to them.
"Oh My God this taste like…like…green" said Rachel as she stared at the piece of chicken on her fork closely.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"No look taste baby taste" said Rachel trying to shove the chicken in Finn's mouth. Finn ate it and chewed.
"its taste like green right….RIGHT" said Rachel becoming anxious to here Finn's answer.
"Yes babe, it tastes like green" said Finn saying it to make her happy.
"Its taste like green guys!" yelled Rachel falling into laughter.
"You know…I am pissed the fuck off" yelled Quinn stabbing her fork into her waffle and putting it in her mouth with a angry look on her face.
"Why?" asked Puck.
"I gave that jackass two years of my life, hell I even gave him a child. And he as the nerve, the nerve to get angry at me. Who the fuck does he think he is?" said Quinn with rage
"He thought you would be there forever and ever and ever and ever and ever" said Tina with a big smile on her face and giggling afterwards.
"Well I'm not. He didn't even respect me!" yelled Quinn
"It's okay, it's alright" said Puck rubbing her back now knowing that Quinn could turn into an angry drunk.
"You better respect me, or so help me my foot will be in your ass in a heartbeat" said Quinn pointing at Puck.
"I will, I promise" said Puck trying to calm her down and feeling a little scared.
All of a sudden the jukebox in the diner begins to play we go together from the classic musical Grease. The gang begins to bob their heads to the beat and they all sing- a-long knowing every word.
We go together
Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
That's the way it should be
Wah-oooh, yeah!
Dancing in their seats and singing loudly.
We're one of a kind
Like dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shooby doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be like one, wa-wa-wa-waaah
When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be love
Sam and Puck begin to bang their hands on the table to the beat of the music.
Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Brittany got up from her seat and started sexy dancing to the musical classic. Everyone begins to cheer her on. As they continue to cheer her on. Brittany starts unbuttoning her shirt and takes it off. Once its off she swings it in the air like its nothing.
They all go back to singing loudly.
Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom!
We're for each other
Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
Chang chang chanitty chang sha-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh, yeah!
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
At the end of the song they all continues to sing "We'll always be together" over and over and over again.
That's it that's the end of this very very long chapter. I hoped you enjoyed it. Please please review! What did you all think of Mercedes Birthday? Thanks for reading. I'll be updating soon
Sry for any errors I missed
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