A/N: Alright so I'm finally updating again! Lol a few months have passed since the last chapter just so you know.
J.D. is walking down the hallway with a clipboard in his hand.
It's been 3 months since Joe's seizure, and I've been taking extra care of him lately. Stupid Dr. Cox thinks I'm being obsessive over him when I'm not!
Turk walked up to J.D. "Hey buddy what's up?"
"Oh I'm about to take this lunch up to Joe. It's a hamburger with no crusts!"
"Wait, but isn't the bun crust?"
"I don't know how they do it either!"
J.D. and Turk head towards Joe's room.
"Did he tell you he didn't like crust?" Turk asked.
"No, but when we had lunch together, he ate a hamburger and he looked at the crusts funny."
"Wow."
J.D. and Turk entered Joe's room. He was lying down relaxing. He noticed the two doctors, and sat back up.
"J.D., Turk, what's up?"
"I brought you lunch Joe."
J.D. handed Joe the lunch bag. Joe opened it up.
"A hamburger with no crust?" Joe asked.
"Yep."
Joe laughed. "How thoughtful."
"So how's it been lately Joe?" Turk asked.
"I've been feeling a little better." Joe said. "J.D.'s been making sure I get all the best treatments."
"That reminds me, I've been looking into getting you a blood transfusion for a while now. You're at the top of the list!"
"Thanks J.D."
J.D's pager went off. "I gotta go guys. I'll see you later!"
J.D. turned around and ran off.
"You ok?" Joe asked Turk.
"Huh? Yeah I'm fine."
"You seem a little upset about something. Are you and J.D. doing ok?"
"Yeah of course! J.D. and I never really have any problems. We're doing just…fine."
"So I guess you're not going to tell me you might like J.D.?" Joe said.
"What? I'm straight! I don't like J.D. like that he's my best friend, and I've never even looked at a guy like that before, and-"
"You know I'm not buying any of this right?" Joe asked.
"I know." Turk said. He frowned.
"Awwwww!" Joe said. "You like J.D.! That's so adorable!"
"Ugh no it's not! Like, when did this even happen?"
"I don't know. You tell me." Joe said.
Turk thought for a moment. "Ok, It was the day J.D. chose you to be his weight partner instead of me, and I guess I was jealous."
"Oh I see. Anything else?"
"And then later when we were being all open with each other, I was thinking about his hair and what it smelled like."
"So?" Joe asked
"So?! I only did that with Carla! A female! That was the first time I realized I liked her!"
"Wait a minute, you've liked J.D. for months now that means."
"Yeah it's true, but it's not like I can do anything. J.D.'s straight, and I just want this feeling to go away you know?"
"Yeah I felt the same way with Jamie." Joe said. "You just might have to end up embracing it."
"Yeah, but Jamie's bi, and J.D. is straight. It's not that easy."
"I guess so." Joe said. "But, wouldn't you want to take a chance anyway?"
"And risk our friendship? Hell no!"
"You may be more surprised than you think." Joe said quietly.
"You say something?" Turk asked.
"No, I just really want another crust less hamburger." Joe said.
Turk's pager went off. "Surgery time. I'll talk to you later Joe." Turk said.
"Alright, and of course I won't mention a word to J.D."
"I know. I trust you." Turk said. He exited the room.
"Now I can sleep." Joe said. The moment he put his head on his pillow, Dr. Cox entered Joe's room.
"Joe, I need help." Dr. Cox said.
"Of course." Joe said. "With what?"
"Since Mandy bailed out on me with helping me tell Carla how I feel-"
"Wait Mandy, is J.D right?"
"Yes Joe. Elliot is Barbie, Carla remains the same, Gandhi is Turk, and any other girls' names that I mention that you've never heard of are Mandy's."
"Ok. Understood. Continue please."
"Ok, so anyway Mandy was supposed to help me tell Carla how I feel."
"Oh, you love her?"
"No, I…"
"Yes?"
"Like." Dr. Cox managed to say.
"Wait, you can tell someone you love them, but you can't say you like them?"
"Pretty much, and I was going to plan some big elaborate scheme to tell her how I feel, but I don't have any ideas."
"Well what am I supposed to do?"
"Well I heard you helped repair Mandy, and Barbie's friendship, so I was wondering if you could help me with Carla."
"I'll do my best." Joe said.
"Think you can come up with something by the end of the day?" Dr. Cox asked.
"More than likely." Joe said.
"Ok then. I'll see you after my shift's over." Dr. Cox walked out of the room.
(Meanwhile…)
J.D. and Elliot were in the hall talking.
"So I have a question." Elliot said.
"Ok shoot."
"Do you think Keith would make a good boyfriend for me?"
J.D. looked at Elliot. "Well, if you're interested in an intern who thinks he's better than everyone else, can't stand up to you, and has huge muscles and biceps."
"Was that last one supposed to be bad?" Elliot asked.
"Anyway Elliot, I don't know. I mean, it's been 3 months since you two started dating, if you want to make it official, I don't see why you would wait any longer."
"I know. It's just that I don't want to make the wrong decision you know?"
Wrong decision? Is Elliot talking about me? Was I that bad of a boyfriend?
"Yeah, I understand what you mean."
Elliot smiled. "Well thanks for the help, but I think I may wait a little longer."
"I understand."
"Elliot!" A voice shouted. The two doctors looked over to see Keith.
"Bye J.D.!" Elliot said. She walked over to Keith.
"See ya." J.D. said quietly. He turned around and ran into the Janitor.
"Haven't seen you in a while." J.D. said.
"Look, are you still acting depressed? Who is the guy that can make you feel so bad this long?"
"It's nobody."
"Oh it's someone! The first time I saw you, you were all sad, and now you look even sadder. I spent months away from here trying to secretly follow everyone who hung around you, and I've got nothing!"
"You stalk my friends?"
"And other loved ones… and this raccoon you petted. I thought it was him for sure at first."
"You're insane." J.D. said. He walked past Janitor.
"Although that may be true, I also know that you like Turk."
J.D. stopped in his tracks.
Ok, don't panic. It's not that serious actually. It's just that the number psycho of Sacred Heart knows my secret, but wait a minute. I got over Turk. I got over him months ago! It doesn't even matter anyway. No one would believe him anyway. Would they? Just deny it. Deny deny deny!
"So what if I did?" J.D. said.
I said deny damn it!
"Oh please Dorian. You know what would happen if I told him."
(Outside Sacred Heart…)
J.D. walked towards Sacred Heart.
"YOU!" Turk shouted at J.D. Turk was on top of the roof.
"Turk? What's going on?"
"Janitor told me everything."
"Look Turk I can explain."
"I don't want to hear your explanations J.D.!" Turk shouted.
He went behind him, and lifted something up. It was J.D.'s unicorn stuffed animal.
"JUSTIN NO!" J.D. shouted.
Turk lit up a match and the unicorn stuffed animal caught on fire. J.D. passed out. Todd came from behind Turk.
"You can do whatever you want with him Todd." Turk said.
"Oh goody." Todd said.
(Daydream ends)
"He better not lay a finger on Justin!" J.D. shouted.
"Ok, I won't tell him if you tell me who's been making you so miserable." Janitor said.
J.D. thought for a moment. He smiled. "The Todd did it."
Janitor frowned. "That's all I needed to hear!" Janitor cracked his knuckles and went past J.D. "You secret's safe with me!" He shouted.
That'll teach Todd to have his way with me unconscious! Even though it was a daydream. Oh well I'm sure he'll be fine.
(Later…)
Turk entered Joe's room. "Joe?"
"Yes?"
"I like J.D."
"Well finally! At least you've finally admitted it to yourself. Anything else?"
"Nah not really. Just wanted to let you know."
"Oh ok cool."
"See ya!" Turk said. He walked out of the room, when J.D. entered.
"Hey Joe!" J.D. said.
"J.D.! What's up?"
"Well I was talking with Elliot and she was worried about making a bad decision about being in a relationship again. So I think she was talking about me."
"J.D.-" Joe started.
"But I realized that I need to work on being a better boyfriend myself, so I'll have you know that I am no longer interested in being in a relationship… or Turk."
Joe frowned a little.
"What's wrong?" J.D. asked.
"Huh? Oh nothing. I'm hungry though."
'I'll get you a crust less hamburger!" J.D. said. "Be back later!" J.D. exited the room, and Dr. Cox entered.
"Ok, so you got anything?" Dr. Cox asked.
"I wrote it down of this sheet of paper." Joe said.
He handed it to Dr. Cox. He read it and then looked at Joe.
"That's it?" Dr. Cox asked.
"That's it." Joe said.
"Fair enough." Dr. Cox said. He walked out of the room.
"You're welcome." Joe said sarcastically.
J.D. was walking down the hallway.
So it seems like a lot of things are finally going to start changing for the better. My crush on Turk is gone, Elliot's getting ready to start a relationship, and I'm going to be working on becoming a better boyfriend!
J.D. walked out of the hospital. He heard someone crying, and looked up. The Todd was hanging on a pole with his pants.
"What?" J.D. said.
"Janitor knocked me out, and then when I woke up, I was on this pole hanging by my pants. And my banana hammock's gone! See?"
The Todd pulled down a partial part of his pants, but J.D. closed his eyes.
"No Todd! NO!" J.D. said while covering his face. He walked off.
A/N: And now my return chapter is done! I hope you guys enjoyed it. Leave comments!