solid snake snuck around megatron's lair, as he thought about having sex with multiple men. he also thought about being a literal snake and slithering into men's butts. the thought made his dick hard, which made it hard to crawl around and save the world. he finally saw what he was looking for, which was captain falcon's ass. for some reason, captain falcon was working with megatron, but snake didn't care about that; he wanted some surprise buttsex with the captain. snake approached from behind, pulled out his cock from his pantaloons, and started fucking captain falcon in the asshole.
"how do you like that, douglas?" snaked asked. "how is it like to be my bitch?"
"hyes!" falcon exclaimed. "fuck my ass!"
and snake did until he came inside of captain falcon. after that, snake turned around and showed off his famous butt.
"i'm going to falcon punch your asshole with my dick!" captain falcon said. he fucked snake in the ass and came too. both men were satisfied as they fucked all night long.