1 month later….
Suki awoke the next morning. She looked over at Deidara's bed, which was empty. She smiled and got out of hers. She tip-toed down the hallway, careful not to wake the other members, especially not Musoka because she gets into a really pissy attitude all day when someone wakes her up. Suki slide down the handrail of the stairs and peered around the corner of the kitchen.
"Morning Takayoshi un." Deidara said, pouring himself a cup of orange juice.
"Damn, you knew I was coming!" Suki said, skipping into the kitchen. Deidara laughed.
"Someone is a real morning person, aren't they?" he said. Suki looked over at him with a smile.
"Well, you have known me for a month now so I thought you would know that!" Suki teased, messing with his hair. Deidara gently slapped her hand away.
"What? Your heads already a bedhead!"
"Well, don't mess it up even more then un!"
"Whatever. I'm going to make an omelet, so do you want one?"
"Sure un." Deidara yawned, sitting at the table. He watched Suki as she bent over into the fridge to find the eggs, her tiny butt sticking up.
"Deidara, I know you're checking out my ass." She said from the fridge. Deidara looked up.
"What? No I wasn't un!" Deidara argued. Suki closed the fridge behind her, glaring at him playfully. She picked a grape out of the fruit basket and threw it at him.
"Hey un!"
"That's what you get for lying!" Suki called over her shoulder she turned the stove on. Deidara looked back over at her while she was washing her hands.
God, I can't believe she replaced Tobi.
"Hey Deidara, do you want anything inside of the omelet?"
"Uh, yeah. Just surprise me un." He answered. Now Suki was pulling a bunch of stuff out of the fridge to put inside the omelet. Deidara just stared at her again. Her long wavy hair was still nice and glossy looking. She never had a case of bedhead. He watched as she got her sketchbook from the counter and quickly drew a couple of pictures in it. Out of it rose a dog/fish hybrid, a cat/mouse, and parrot/frog hybrids. Deidara looked in amazement as they began to move around, helping Suki cook.
She's so amazing with art.
"Here you go Deidei!"
"Deidei?"
"Yeah. I gave you a nickname. I think it's cute!
"Well, okay. But don't call me that in front of the other members un." Deidara said.
Wait, I'm going to let her call me Deidei?
"SUKI-CHAN!" Tobi shrieked, running into the kitchen at top speed, giving Suki a hug. She hugged him back.
"TOBI-SAN! What do you want for breakfast?"
"Tobi wants whatever your making! And he wants toast. And juice." Tobi said. Suki laughed, getting the juice out as the parrot/frog cracked open two more eggs for Tobi. Deidara started to dig into his breakfast when Tobi sat next to him.
"What do you want un?"
"Senpai, do you miss having Tobi as a partner? Because Tobi misses you." Suki was over in the corner. Deidara glared at Tobi. Leave it to him to sound like a total homosexual.
"No Tobi, I don't miss you. Suki at least has a brain un."
"Oh thanks…" Suki said sarcastically, throwing another grape at his head. Deidara picked it up off the ground and threw it back.
"Hey! Can't you see I'm cooking here?"
"Well, you kept throwing it at me un!"
"Yeah? My art, please cook so I can grape Deidara real fast."
"Bring it on un!"Deidara said. Musoka walked in at that moment.
"You're going to lose. Suki was the best grapist back in Konoha." Musoka told him. Before Deidara could say anything, Suki picked up the fruit bowl and picked out the grapes and started to open fire at Deidara. Tobi screamed and ran out when Deidara flipped the table over to hide behind. He picked up the grapes Suki already threw and began to throw them back at Suki.
*Upstairs in Pein's room*
"Why Konan, I would love some more…. Cucumber waffles….." Konan heard Pein snore. She growled, wanting to punch him when she heard something heavy crash downstairs.
"Pein. Pein! PEIN! WAKE UP!" Konan yelled. She threw her pillow at Pein. Pein sat upright almost immediately, looking over at Konan.
"Konan, what the hell?"
"Pein, I think someone is flipping the furniture over again."
"It's probably nothing. You were probably just-" Something else made a huge crash. Pein was out of his bed now, and so was Konan. They stepped out into the hallway. To their surprise, everyone was still asleep, except for Deidara, Suki, Musoka and Tobi because their rooms were open and empty. Pein walked downstairs with Konan right behind him. They got to the bottom step, seeing a bunch of broken glass and fruit on the floor.
"What the hell?" Konan exclaimed. Musoka and Tobi were on the couch watching TV.
"Morning." Musoka said. Pein's face turned red with anger.
"Musoka, what the hell happened here?"
"Oh, Suki and Deidara were having a grape war. Deidara flipped the table over to use as a fort, and Suki threw the entire bowl of fruit, which explains the mess right there on the bottom step."
"It was very scary and intense Leader-sama! That is why Tobi and Musoka-chan came into the living room to eat our breakfast!" Tobi said, eating a omelet. Pein glared into the kitchen. Deidara and Suki rushed out with a bunch of paper towels, saw Pein, and screamed.
"IT WASN'T US UN!"
"We were only messing around! We were going to have the mess cleaned up before you were awake!" They pleaded on and on like that, but Pein didn't cool off. He took a deep breath.
"Listen to me," he started, "You two are going to clean this mess up, and then WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A MEETING ABOUT PROPER BEHAVIOR!" Deidara and Suki screamed again, rushing to clean the mess up as Pein went back upstairs.
*Before the meeting*
Hidan walked down the hallway, drying his hair. He had just gotten out of the shower, thinking about the new member the whole time- Musoka. He always thought about her, wither he was eating, doing a sacrifice, bathing, and sometimes pretends the girls he rapes is her. She was so pretty to him. He ran his fingers through his hair when Musoka passed by him in the hallway, her long blonde hair brushing his side.
"Hey Musoka! What are you doing?" He asked her, a little nervous. She turned around to look at him with her big blue eyes.
"I'm going to talk to Daichi for a second before Pein's meeting."
"Meeting? About what?" And why do you want to talk to that Daichi bastard anyway?
"Oh, Suki and Deidara messed up the kitchen and everything and so Pein wants to have a meeting about behavior soon."
"Oh Jashin Dammit! I hate Akatsuki meetings…." Musoka laughed at Hidan's words. She has such a cute laugh….
"Yeah, I do too. Well anyway, I'm going to talk to Daichi real fast. Save me a seat!" and then she sped off to Daichi's room. Hidan decided to follow her to see what she has going on with Daichi. Hidan hid around the corner so Musoka wouldn't notice him when she went into Daichi's room. Hidan ran over to the door and cracked it open so he could see what was going on, and they wouldn't notice him there.
"Hey Daichi, I got your text. What did you want to talk to me about?" Musoka asked the grey-haired boy. Daichi walked into Hidan's view, along with Musoka.
"Well, Musoka, we have known each other for a while, and I have to say we have become very good friends."
"Yeah, I know that Daichi. Is that what you wanted to tell me? Because Tobi and Suki will start spazzing if I don't get down there soon." What about me, you bitch!
"Well, no that wasn't what I was going to say… it's pretty random….."
"Daichi, everything you do is random. So what is it?" At that moment, Daichi put his hands on Musoka's shoulder. He pulled her close. Musoka stared at him for what felt like minutes. Hidan saw her hand slowly ride up his chest up to the top of his mask, and pulled it down slowly. Daichi leaned in and kissed her, his mouth open. Hidan stared in anger when they pulled away for a second so Musoka could slide her tongue into Daichi's mouth, as if it was on purpose for her to do that in front of Hidan. Hidan clawed at the door, watching the two make-out.
*At the meeting*
The Akatsuki were all awake now and in the meeting room. Pein was at his seat, waiting patiently for the last two who weren't there yet- Daichi and Hidan. He got frustrated.
"Musoka, go and see what, in the name of all that's evil, is taking those two dipshits so fucking long!"
"Yes leader sir." Musoka said obediently. She walked quickly upstairs into Daichi's room. She blushed a little, remembering the kiss they shared earlier ago, remembering the sensation she felt when she put her tongue into his mouth. She peered into his room. Daichi wasn't in there. She wondered where Daichi was, and flinched for a second when a hand rested on her shoulder.
"I thought you could use some help." Suki said, Musoka smiled at her friend.
"Thanks." Musoka murmured, cracking Hidan's door open. She looked inside in horror, at a sight she never wanted to see. Suki looked inside as well, and was probably more scared about the horror as they both watched Hidan raise his 3-bladed scythe.
OMG Another cliff hanger! But it's not really, because i think most of you can figure it out. I'm going to wait for 2 more reviews on the story so far before i'm going to continue. Sorry, but i just want to see if people are even reading this story...