IMing Adventures # 10: Christmas, Catastrophes and Cat Fights
By ~Ally!~ [B.A.D.E.R.K!] (..!)
Synopsis: "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!" You may have thought that before, but that's about to change. Someone gets jealous of Briana's gift, someone's spirit is questioned, someone deprived joins the chat (causing a situation that doesn't make sense…), a few people get burned, some crazy fanpires terrorize Edward, someone breaks a promise and the day ends on a sour note. Why? Read to find out! Featuring most of the usual crazy fictional characters as well as Ally, Briana, Dustin, Kelsey, Emily and, for the first time ever, Randi!
REAL PEOPLE:
Triple L ~ Ally
Brianaa Lee ~ Briana
D-u_s-t_i-n ~ Dustin
TheMusicalGenie ~Kelsey
JAS-Lover ~ Emily
RANDI! ~ Randi
BOYS:
Mr. Danforth ~ Chad Danforth
BearHug ~ Emmett Cullen
fLaSh ~ Charlie Brown
Vamp17 ~ Edward Cullen
BabyZ ~ Zac Efron
SpunkHunk ~ Robert Pattinson (R-Pattz)
GIRLS:
PrincessP ~ Polly Prentis
Drum Grrrl ~ Jasmine Callihan
Shopperrr ~ Alice Cullen
*Triple L has joined the chat*
*Brianaa Lee has joined the chat*
*TheMusicalGenie has joined the chat*
Triple L: Hey guys!! Merry Christmas!!
TheMusicalGenie: You too!! How is everyone's break going so far?
Brianaa Lee: Amazing! I LOOOVE Teddy!
TheMusicalGenie: …Teddy?
Triple L: That's what she named the giant pink teddy that Dustin bought her.
*PrincessP has joined the chat*
PrincessP: DID SOMEONE SAY GIANT PINK TEDDY?!?!
Brianaa Lee: Grr. Back off, it's MINE!
PrincessP: Bite. Me.
Brianaa Lee: Um, no. Go ask Edward or someone. Haha.
Princess P: Fine I will!
*Princess P has left the chat*
Triple L: …woooow. That was…interesting.
TheMusicalGenie: I'd hide that bear if I were you Briana.
Brianaa Lee: Good plan…
*Mr. Danforth has joined the chat*
Mr. Danforth: WHAT TIME IS IT?!?
Triple L: Time for you to go die in a hole?
Mr. Danforth: Nope.
TheMusicalGenie: Time for finding a baseball bat to hit you with?
Mr. Danforth: Nope.
Brianaa Lee: Time for you to SHUT UP?
Mr. Danforth: Nope. Guess again. WHAT TIME IS IT?!?
Triple L: We. Don't. Freaking. KNOW!
Mr. Danforth: It's CHRISTMAS TIME!! Sheesh, you guys have NO xmas spirit!!
*Mr. Danforth has left the chat*
Brianaa Lee: This guy is starting to ruin my love for High School Musical.
TheMusicalGenie: I still haven't seen it!
Triple L: You are sooo deprived.
TheMusicalGenie: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?!?! YOU are the deprived one as you have not seen Edward Scissorhands, Across the Universe, ect
*RANDI! has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: Noo, RANDI is deprived because she hasn't been online yet!
RANDI!: Exactly!! Hi guys!!
Triple L: HI RANDI!!
TheMusicalGenie: Wait- I'M on the only computer in the house, so how are you online?
Brianaa Lee: …
RANDI!:… I don't really know.
TheMusicalGenie: That's kinda freaky.
Brianaa Lee: Le deffo!
*BearHug has joined the chat*
BearHug: Know what else is freaky?
Triple L: Um, no, what?
BearHug: YOUR FACE!! BWAHAHA!!
*BearHug has left the chat*
RANDI!: What was THAT?
Brianaa Lee: That was Emmett Cullen.
RANDI!: Wait – so Emmett is real and talks to you guys?
Triple L: Yeah, but hes not on very often. Usually Edward comes on.
RANDI!: …KESLEY!! WHY HAVE YOU NOT TOLD ME ABOUT THIS?!?!
*fLaSh has joined the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: Hold that thought. HI GOOD MAN!
fLaSh: Hi. I'm depressed.
Triple L: …(What else is new?)
Brianaa Lee: Why are you depressed?
fLaSh: Everyone is making fun of my Christmas tree!!
RANDI!: That little twiggy one from your Christmas special?
fLaSh: What?
Triple L: Never mind. Go decorate it. Christmas isn't about the tree, its about the LOVE
fLaSh: Wow! Thanks!
*fLaSh has left the chat*
Triple L: ACTUALLY its about the gifts but still….
Brianaa Lee: Ha ha very funny ally.
Triple L: Haha..yeahhh…what?
*Vamp17 has joined the chat*
Vamp17: Hello everyone.
Triple L: EDWARRRRRRRD!!!
RANDI!: I'm guessing that's Edward?
TheMusicalGenie: Yes.
RANDI!: Back off Ally!! I read the books first!!
Triple L: But I talked to him first, AND I called Dibs!!
Vamp17: Oh geez, not this again!
*JAS-Lover has joined the chat*
RANDI!: You can't just call Dibs on a guy!!
Triple L: HE IS NOT A GUY, HE IS A VAMPIRE!!
JAS-Lover: Is Ally trying to call Dibs on Edward again?
Brianaa Lee: Yes she is.
JAS-Lover: Ally, you know this is just going to scare him away again
Triple L: Don't blame me! Randi started it!
RANDI!: WHAT?!
Vamp17:…
* D-u_s-t_i-n has joined the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: You may want to run Dustin.
Brianaa Lee: The fanpires are fighting over Edward.
D-u_s-t_i-n: I'll stop it! Hey Edward!
Vamp17: Yes?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Guess what Ally wants for Christmas?
Vamp17: Gee, I don't know. What?
D-u_s-t_i-n: THE TWILIGHT SAGA!!
Vamp17: GAH!!
*Vamp17 has left the chat*
Triple L: HEY!!
RANDI!: DUSTIN!!
JAS-Lover: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
D-u_s-t_i-n: It was funny. J
Triple L: I'll show you what's funny…
*Triple L has left the chat*
JAS-Lover: Uh oh. I better go get her…
*JAS-Lover has left the chat*
*PrincessP has joined the chat*
*Drum Grrrl has joined the chat*
PrincessP: Ok Briana, I got Jasper to bite me. Now GIMMIE THE BEAR!!
Brianaa Lee: NEVER!! Go get Tom to buy you one!
PrincessP: FINE!
*PrincessP has left the chat*
Drum Grrrl: What have you done?!?!
Brianaa Lee: Nothing!!
RANDI!: She didn't seriously get bitten, did she? I mean, she would be in serious pain right now
Drum Grrrl: Polly's good at bluffing.
D-u_s-t_i-n: OW!!
Brianaa Lee: What? Are you ok?
D-u_s-t_i-n: …ALLY BIT ME!!
*Triple L has joined the chat*
Triple L: I'm just doing to you what you stopped Edward from doing to me.
D-u_s-t_i-n: OW!! That hurt!!
*JAS-Lover has joined the chat*
JAS-Lover: Sorry Dustin. I TRIED to stop her.
Drum Grrrl: Aww, you love me?
JAS-Lover: …What?
TheMusicalGenie: Your screen name is "JAS-Lover"?
JAS-Lover: NOT THAT JAS!!
Drum Grrrl: Aw. I thought I has FINALLY found a member of the "I Heart Jas" Fan Club.
Triple L: OME I'll join!!
Brianaa Lee: Me too!
RANDI!: Me three!
Drum Grrrl: Yay!! You guys are so the beef!
Triple L: Does this mean I can meet Jack?
Drum Grrrl: No…
Triple L: Oh. Never mind then
Drum Grrrl: Grr.
*Drum Grrrl has left the chat*
*BabyZ has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: ZAC!!
D-u_s-t_i-n: Oh joy…
BabyZ: Hi guys!! Are you all ready for Christmas?
TheMusicalGenie: If "ready" means "pumped" then YES
Brianaa Lee: Hey Zac, you STILL didn't bite me yet!! You promised!!
RANDI!: ..ok, This is weird, I think I'll go now…
*RANDI! has left the chat*
BabyZ: Maybe that's you Christmas gift….
Brianaa Lee: YAYAYAYAYAY!! I must go prepare!
*Brianaa Lee has left the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: Way to ruin my holiday, Zac.
BabyZ: Hey – I said MAYBE…
Triple L: You are devious!
BabyZ: Haha.
JAS-Lover: So vampires celebrate Christmas??
BabyZ: This one does!!
*SpunkHunk has joined the chat*
Triple L: ROBERT!! I just went and saw Twilight AGAIN!!
SpunkHunk: ….hello to you too.
Triple L: Sorry. Hi.
JAS-Lover: How was the movie?
Triple L: I'm still curious about this "Spidermonkey" thing.
D-u_s-t_i-n: I didn't even read the books and I found that messed.
SpunkHunk: well excuuuuuuuuse me!
BabyZ: I'm confused. And jealous of Robert, so I shall leave now.
*BabyZ has left the chat*
*Brianaa Lee has joined the chat*
Brianaa Lee: wheeee im so pumped now!!
TheMusicalGenie: …He just said he's not going to bite you.
Brianaa Lee: CURSES!!
*Brianaa Lee has left the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: I better go calm her down…and visit Teddy! Hahaha!
* D-u_s-t_i-n has left the chat*
Triple L: Oh, and Rob?
SpunkHunk: Mmmhmmm?
Triple L: WHAT is with your hair?!?!
SpunkHunk: Whats THAT supposed to mean??
Triple L: well, your hair is kind of crazier than Jasper's and Chad's put together.
*Shopperrr has joined the chat*
Shopperrr: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY JASPERS HAIR! HE IS JUST SPECIAL!!
*Shopperrr has left the chat*
JAS-Lover: Ally, somehow I don't think that dissing Rob's hair is the way to his heart.
SpunkHunk: Yes exactly!!
TheMusicalGenie: Besides, you like Link and his hair is pretty messed up too.
Triple L: YOU ARE ALL IN DENIAL!!
*Triple L has left the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT STEALING MY LINE? COME BACK HERE!!
*TheMusicalGenie has left the chat*
SpunkHunk: WAIT!! I'm a spidermonkey, I have special powers that will help you catch her!
*SpunkHunk has left the chat*
JAS-Lover: "Tis the season of love and peace on earth"…..HA! NOT!!
*JAS-Lover has left the chat*
A/N: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Sorry it took me so long to post this!