Sighing for what felt like the billionth time that day I sank into the comfort of my deliciously decadent jacuzzi and turned the jets on.
I reached for a wine glass filled with cranberry juice (I absolutely despise alcohol)and took a sip, as I lounged in the blue colored bubbles I thought back to what a shitty day it had been.
First I had to go to the police station and make a statement,then GT called raving about something,then they asked me some questions , then there was a accident and I had to give my statement again. Honestly what accident? Those incompetent idiots are just asking for a lawsuit (must resist urge to sue…)
So now after waiting in that hot hellhole of a police station (air conditioning motherfuckers, ever heard of it?) I was finally in the comfort of my lair~
…
No … it couldn't be…
I turned off my jets …
Wriggle…clinck…
Satan's hairy ballsack someone was trying to break in!
Oh that bitch will rue the day they tried to fuck with me!RUE!
After the day I had have they no consideration!?
I slid out of my tub, grabbed my silky bath robe,sprinted for the bedroom and grabbed my pretty Smith and Weston (I had it engraved and everything)from under my pillow…god I loved being American…*an eagle screeches in the distance*
…Yes I sleep with a gun under my pillow a bat under my bed and a knife in the drawer…it's not being paranoid it's being prepared!
I flip the safety off and beeline it to the door…pointing Smith (shut up I know….i can't always be original)at the approximate chest height for the average human (less chance it'll miss) I fling the door open…
…only to find Smiths barrel pointing at the idiotic blonde head of my dear recently released brother.
A/N There's been some confusion over Alex's parentage. Her dad convinced his wife that she was his brothers daughter and glamoured her into believing he had a brother;the first few months were spent with her real again to everyone who faved bookmarked and reviewed ^^