Good Burger
(a cashier, Ed (Chester McBadbat) is seen at a desk knocking a desk singing, "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, and we're all dudes, ha!" suddenly, a girl (Kimi Finster) comes in)
Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Kimi: Yes, I would like one Good Burger.
Ed: Oh, ok. ONE CHILLI BURGER!
Kimi: Um, no I didn't ask for a chilli burger. I asked for a plain Good Burger, OK.
Ed: ONE GOOD BURGER!
Kimi: Thank you.
Ed: EXTRA CHILLI!
Kimi: What?
Ed: So you want your burger with spicy chilli or plain chilli?
Kimi: None! I don't want it!
Ed: So plain?
Kimi: NO! Listen. I want a plain, regular, Good Burger. Understand?
Ed: Oh, OK. That'll be 10 bucks.
Kimi: Sheesh. 10 bucks? What happened to 8 bucks?
Ed: Oh, well it's an extra 2 bucks when you add chilli to i-
Kimi: I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY CHILLI! Know what? It's obvious I can't get to you, so yeah, I'll have the chilli burger.
Ed: Oh, ok. ONE PLAIN GOOD BURGER!
Kimi: Now you get it right!
Ed: Huh? Did you say you wanted some more chilli? OK!
Kimi: (looks up to the sky) Why? (turns back around to see Ed holding a chilli hose towards her) What are you doing? (Ed starts spraying Kimi with chilli) Wait! No! Augh! Stop! Please! (Ed stops) I'm revolting!
Ed: I'm Ed!
Kimi: I'm outta here! (Kimi walks out the door)
Ed: Wait! Revolting! Why'd you change your name? Oh well. (Fizz (Sokka) walks up to Ed in his Good Burger uniform)
Fizz: Hey Ed, Mike is out sick today, so he can't wash the tables. Could you do it for him? Thanks. (walks away)
Ed: Oh. (walks over to where A.J. and Cindy are eating. He grabs all the food and scrapes it into the garbage.
Cindy: Hey!
A.J.: We weren't finished!
Ed: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that your fish died, but I really gotta clean the tables.
A.J.: Fish died? What?
Cindy: Look, if you gotta clean the tables, clean that one. (points to a dirty empty table)
Ed: Oh, Alright! (walks over to the table. he grabs a bucket of water, and dumps it on the table. Cindy and A.J. shoot weird looks at Ed, then continue eating. Suddenly, a boy (Aang) walks in and goes towards the cash register)
Aang: Hello?
Ed: Woah. I'm hearing things in my head!
Aang: No, that's really me. Is there a cashier?
Ed: I'm the cashier.
Aang: Oh. (long pause) Well?
Ed: What?
Aang: Aren't you gonna take my order?
Ed: Oh. (goes to the cash register) Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
Aang: (mouths the words, "alrighty then") I'll just have a good soda.
Ed: Alright. (puts a soda cup under the soda machine and pushes the button. Soda comes out. Suddenly, Cindy and A.J. leave and Ed notices) One sec, dude. (goes to the empty table and grabs a bucket of water)
Aang: Uh, mister, I think the cup is over filling!
Ed: One sec! (throws bucket of water on table)
Aang: It's going on the floor!
Ed: (wiping off the table) Almost done! (soda is everywhere on the floor of the restaurant)
Aang: Woah! (slips and falls into the soda) Aaauuggh! (soda carries Aang out the door)
Ed: (finishes cleaning the table and turns around) Hey, where'd he go? Oh well. . . I'm a dude! He's a dude! She's a dude! Cuz we're all dudes! Ha! I'm a dude. . .