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A/N: Written for the Procrastinators United Competition, the One Million Words Added Challenge. the If you dare...Continued Challenge, and the OTP Boot Camp and the Christmas Boot Camp.
Warning: Remus/Harry so be warned as it is male/male and this will be a collection of drabbles, nothing over 500 words, about Remus and Harry at Christmas time.
Prompts: Remus/Harry, Earmuffs, Enamour, and Pineapple.
Pineapple and Earmuffs
Laughter bounced between the happy couple as they stared at the Pineapple sitting on the kitchen table. With sparkling green eyes filled to the brim with happiness Harry took in the Pineapple wearing pink fuzzy earmuffs.
"I wonder," Remus said as he finally got hold of his laughter, "If it is possible for a pineapple to enamour someone because our pineapple is something special."
"I think we have been snowed in for a bit too long," Harry said with a giggle, he knew that both of them could easily just use the floo but they were having too much fun, "If the pineapple wearing pink fuzzy earmuffs as a Christmas dinner guest is anything to go by I think this will be a Christmas to remember."
"I hope our guest will not get upset when the rest of our friends show up for Christmas dinner later today," Remus said with a grin as he pulled Harry into a loving hug which Harry happily expected, "Do you think that our special Christmas guest will get upset?"
"Remus, honestly," Harry said dramatically as he let out a dry sigh and rolled his eyes, "Our 'Christmas guest' is a Pineapple! Pineapples do not get upset!"
"They do," Remus said with a silly grin on his face, "If you forget about them and leave them alone for a while they strike back with a nasty taste when you finally eat them."
End.