You're the Butcher,Tavington
(You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch).

You're the Butcher, Tavington
You're the worst Green Dragoon
You're as friendly as a sabre
You'll send us to our doom
Tavington

You're not a gentleman
You really are a heel

You're the Butcher, Tavington
Your sneer is so well known
Your conscience nonexistent
You will make the women moan
Tavington

I wouldn't fight you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're the Butcher, Tavington
You're so hateful and so mean
You have all the moral fiber
Of a debauched libertine
Tavington.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the debauched libertine

You're the Butcher, Tavington
You're a first class martinet
Ben Martin hates your filthy guts
Of that you sure can bet
Tavington

The best way I can describe you
is, quite simply, crude, rude,lewd!