This chapter was just for laughs ok. I didn't expect it to make sense. AND NOR SHOULD YOU. SCREW PLOT PROGRESSION.

Rashel cupped her coffee. She was still half naked yet now she was back at the mansion, having giving up her search for Dawn after the second store and the fifth strip joint – if the bitch wasn't in a strip join in the surrounding area, who knows where she could be?

She faintly heard the door close and the sound of heels tapping against the floor, someone whistled, hair flicked.

Rashel sprung up; Dawn.

She pounced the second the person paused to take off their shoes, the two landing with a clatter onto the floor where one of them screamed and pushed Rashel off her.

"Bitch you're crazy. Oh god my HEELS."

The girl looked sadly at her snapped heels, "Jesus Christ Lucifer Jesus of Mary Chain Sarah oh god Christ Sarah jane Adventures Doctor Who HAT."

"Darling, no need to cuss and say names of bands… and shows... and things you wear on your head," Thane sneered from his place at the door, watching the cat fight break out.

Rashel didn't even pause to wonder why Thane and Dawn had arrived together, for all she knew they were having crazy mad hormonal teenager sex.

Rashel looked down to find that the girl below her had dyed her hair – once again – into a colour that matched Ash's hair in it's peachy awesomeness. Then she proceeded to slam the girl into the floor repeatedly.

Now don't get me wrong, Elliot loved heavy metal as much as the next outcast French night world prostitute, but having her skull slammed into the floor by Rashel, who seemed to think she was Dawn, wasn't really appreciated. And she couldn't get the thought of WHY THE HELL WASN'T THANE HELPING HER out of her head.

Oh god Thane.

But back to the matter at hand.

By this point Elliot was hitting Rashel with her shoes and squealing as much as a person that can't breath can.

When Rashel didn't relinquish her hold on the poor angry Harlot, Thane realized it'd be smart to intervene and Elliot sighed in relief when she felt the heavy weight come off her. She rolled over and cradled her broken heels, before standing, slipping – fucking tights – and leaning against the wall where she quickly slid down again. Elliot then simply removed the tights and stood there in her skirt and coat, modest as hell ammarite?

Rashel's eyes finally seemed to come into focus and she blinked, noticing a smirking Dawn who had just come through the door, Sam in tow, and a twitching and thoroughly beaten Elliot gripping onto Thane and trying to hold her ripped shirt together because she'd lost her bra long ago ok guys.

Thierry appeared, apparently interested by the screaming and heavy bass that someone was playing. He stumbled from him study – never left the place as being a pimp is a full time job – and looked at the five children. He looked slightly concerned, but more like he needed coffee.

"Ok I'm not asking or being the responsible adult for once, sort it out kids."

Then he left.

Ten minutes later, everyone was on the sofa, minus Thierry because he was filling out forms and polishing his pimp stick.

When I say everyone, I don't mean everyone. I mean the main cast of this story, and Ash for comic relief. I should really put up a cast list but no I'll do that later, after I drink Lucozade and actually finish writing this ok. :3

ANYWAY.

So there they were, Rashel, wearing clothes and being held down by Quinn.

Dawn, brandishing a grin and snuggled next to Sam who was too busy drinking tea and being British to generally care why he was here he just was.

Jez being Jez.

Elliot and Ash next to each other being the peach crew and Ash crying over something he and Elliot were discussing.

"it was just so sad." He whispered in a sob.

"I know," Elliot replied smirking, "when Keiichi was shot down I fucking sobbed."

The two burst into tears; weirdo's. Although I MUST ADMIT that scene in Higurash' was just painful.

And whoever else was there. Let's throw Thane into the mix, and one of the witches.

Rashel relayed to the others her dreams and her encounter with Link in the forest and Dawn matched it up with her story about Rashel running out of the forest screaming and stuff, and then came the awkward moment where Rashel explained why she tried to strangle Dawn.

"Well she's evil," she said simply, causing Dawn to laugh.

"Darling how do you know that? I'm a mother, mothers aren't evil?"

"Where are your kids anyway?" Elliot asked, "Poison them? That's a shame because omg Daniel was hot."

When she said this Thane growled.

WAIT HAVE WE MISSED SOMETHING? ARE THANE AND ELLIOT TOGETHER? No.

"Canada and dead."

Everyone went quiet because hey, Dawn had how many stories to go on about her angsty teen pregnancies? But still, one of them was in Canada, I mean deserves love.

Thierry swaggered into the room, sitting down on the floor and sipping coffee.

"You know what I think we all need to calm down?" he said quietly, "A camping weekend.

Let the crack chapters begin.

Sorry for that :L I needed to calm the story down a little bit maybe.

Oh and I also needed to mention Higurashi I miss it ;_;

Oh and Thierry is a pimp.

Oh and review.