24. Show up late, when they ask you why you're late say that your pet rock had a seizure.

The cabin counselors were all gathered around the ping-pong table for their monthly meeting. Everyone was quietly (or not so quietly in some cases *cough* Annabeth *cough*) talking to each other. Dionysus (who randomly choose to come to this meeting) stood up and banged his empty cup of soda on the table, "Let's start this meeting, you brats. Then I can get back to playing- I mean winning- pinochle."

As he was about to start talking, Travis shoot up, "Wait, Mr. D. I feel a disturbance in the force. Someone is missing."

Everyone gasped and looked around trying to figure out who was gone. "Now that you mention it, something seems off. Like the annoying level has gone down," Annabeth mentioned.

They were still trying to figure it out when Percy came rushing in, "Sorry I'm late you guys."

Everyone (except Mr. D) had a little 'A-ha' moment, then started questioning him why he was late.

"Even I don't forget what time this meeting is, Perce," Connor stated.

Percy waved his hands around, "Calm down, you guys! I'll explain why I was late. It's very sad just to let you know. M-My pet rock...he had a seizure!"

He collapsed and started sobbing into his arms. Whilst everyone just looked around uncomfortably. Finally Mr. D spoke up, "Percy...that is one of the most..." He looked as if he was about to cry. Until he burst out laughing, "That is the funniest thing ever!" He fell onto the floor still laughing.

25. Hide in a closet, and when someone opens it say, "Young one, welcome to Narnia."

Drew went to her walk-in closet in the Aphrodite cabin. When she opened the door and stepped in she heard a voice from the shoe section, "Ahh. Welcome young one. Welcome...to Narnia!"

Drew slowly walked over to her shoes as the voice was saying, "Just step to the back of the closet...no...no...don't come over here! Stop walking over here!"

Drew pushed her shoes aside to see Percy sitting on the floor. His face was turning red as he grinned sheepishly up at her. She slowly gritted her teeth , "Get out of her Jackson. Before I go all daughter-of-Aphrodite on you!"

Percy stood up and raced out of the closet shouting over his shoulder, "Enjoy your stay at Narnia. Don't let the evil witch get you!"

Drew bent down and picked up a high heel, then chucked it at the retreating from of Perseus Jackson.

26. Call everyone a communist.

Everyone was hanging out, chillin', or whatever you want to call it. When Percy (of course, I'm getting so obvious) came rushing in and disturbed the peace by shouting, "Communist!" And pointing at random people. He ran around the room pointing at people and shouting communist. When Clarissa tackled him to the ground.

Having the wind knocked him, he slowly pointed at her and croaked out, "Communist."

She stood up and winked at him, "And don't you forget that, Kelpy."

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