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"Do I have to?" I whined.
Deidara smirked. Bastard.
I sighed to myself as Deidara handed me yet another Halloween costume to try on. I hope they didn't expect me to come out of the dressing room and model for them, because that's not happening.
I mean, seriously, nobody was going to see me scantily clad in some sailer girl outfit. That just wasn't happening.
"Yup, un," And then he yanked me forward and nuzzled my hair.
I slowly backed away, blushing, of course.
I wondered through the store, looking around for something I could actually wear, when Itachi gracefully slipped out of the men's dressing room. It took me a full minute to register that it was actually him.
Dayuuuuum!
Agreed.
He was dressed in black slacks and a white button up shirt with a crimson vest over it. A thick black cloak hung around his shoulders, and he had on a pair of false fangs.
"I like it!" I grinned. He smirked at me.
"I know, I'm too sexy for words."
Zetsu stumbled out of the room after him. He was wearing a green spandex body suit (GO YOUTH!) and antenas. I willed myself not to look at his...ugh, package, since it was emphasised by the tight suit.
I smiled at him and he nodded at me. Hidan had already chosen to wear a long black dress with a skull mask, and would carry his scythe. He was going as the Grim Reaper. Pein was wearing his sparkly suit again, and he said he was goign as a pimp. He asked meto go as his bitch, but I slapped him.
Sasori was going as tarzan, and Deidara, who lost a bet with Kakuzu, was going as a French maid. Kakuzu was going as a scarecrow, and Tobi was going as Batman (big surprise). Kisame, however, had decided to go as the Tin Man, which I found hilarious.
All that was left was for me to find a costume, but they kept picking out stupid (slutty) ones.
I scanned the row of costumes again. You'd think that they would have something better then The Ultimate Scandelous Nurse Costume. But, alas, things are not always as they seem.
"TOBI IS BATMAN! DANANANANANANA!"
"CRASH MY CAR AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU A BADMAN!"
"Hidan, that made no sense."
"FUCK. YOU."
"I have people who do that for me."
Finally, I found some costumes that actually cleared my butt. I picked through them eagerly.
The first one I found was a black and pink pirate costume. It came with a matching hat and everything! I sung that over my arm so I could try it on, and pulled another costume off the metal bar.
This one was a full Belle princess dress. It was gold and had a corset, but I put that back, because it looked painful. The next one was also a princess dress, but it was light pink with a chiffon skirt and small pink roses on the off-the-shoulder sleeves. It came with a crown and shoes, and I took that one too.
I picked out another one. It was a genie costume, the pants were chiffon with baggy silk underneath, and the top ended right under my bust and had three-quarter poof sleeves. The whole thing was a soft shade of lavender, with darker patches here and there.
It came with purple slippers and one of those little hats, I decided to try it on.
The last costume was a fairy one. It was pink and had a plain top-pale pink with spagettei straps-but right above the skirt was a reef of pink shaded roses. The bottom flared out in spikey pink leaves and ended mid-thigh. It even had a pair of glittery hot pink wings attached to the back.
As I was heading to the dressing room, Kakuzu stepped in front of me. "Try this on," He said, and at my apprehensive look added, "It's on sale." As if that would make me try it on.
I just rolled my eyes and took it from his hands, Kakuzu loved his money.
I slipped into the small changing room and made sure that the door was locked. I wouldn't put it over the guys to try and peek at me.
The first one I pulled on was the pirate costume. It fit me weird and was way to big in the bust section. I pulled that off and tried on the princess costume. It was cute but too long, how would I be able to run fast after tee-peeing someone's house?
I tried on the costume Deidara had given me. It was a slutty nurse's dress. Big surprise.
Sorry fanboys, not tonight.
The outfit Kakuzu gave me turned out to be a poke-a-dot mini mouse costume. That one was kind of cute, so I decided it would be a maybe. The one Hidan had given me was just as slutty as Deidara's, as was Itachi's. Hes a closet perv. I know it.
Sasori's was actually kind of pretty. It was a yellow, orange, and pink witch costume that went to mid-thigh. Butr it showed way too much cleavage for it to be legal.
Zetsu's I really liked. It was a short pink pleaded skirt and white baseball shirt with knee-high white socks and sneakers. It even came with a white hat and pink baseball bat.
The genie costume was too small, I couldn't breath in it, and the fairy costume was too big. Finally, I tried on Kisame's pick, expexting it to be Nemo or whatever.
Turns out, it was actually a girl version of the Cheshire Cat. I pulled on the light and dark pink striped socks, and the strappless light pink dress. It had white fuzz along the top of the bust, and matching figerless gloves with fur too. The skirt was soft and went to mid-thigh, and there was even a tail and cat ears.
I grinned, pulling my hair out of it's ponytail and letting it fall around me. This was the perfect costume for me.
"Hey, guys!" I shouted, skipping out of the dressing room. They all looked up from whatever they were doing and gawked at me.
"Sakura..." Sasori started, dazed.
Deidara grinned. "You look hot, un!"
"Who picked that one out?" Itachi aaked, narrowing his eyes.
I grinned again, and glomped Kisame, which was pretty hard, concidering the costume he was wearing.
"You rock!" I cheered. He picked me up with ease and swung me around.
Oh, how I love my criminal masterminds.
"Let's go pay for these," Pein anounced. I glared at him for ruining the moment. They all left to pay the casheir, which struck me as odd, because I figured they would just walk out of the store with the costumes on.
"So, you think you've got them wrapped around your little fingers?" A voice hissed from behind a display of Barbie costumes.
"Um..." I trailed off, looking for the source of the voice.
Suddenly, I was grabbed by my shoulders and pulled into the rack of costumes. I opened my mouth to scream, but it was covered by someone's hand.
They pulled me along with the through an unfamiliar black door. I couldn't remeber seeing it before, and their wasn't enough light to make out my capturer.
Finally, after what seemed like hours but was probably only five minutes, we went through a door and the room flooded with light.
My arms and mouth were finally released. "Who are you?" I asked. Inner whispered that this was totally just like a horror movie, but I told her to shut up.
"A friennnnnnnd..." He hissed. I got a good look at his face. Creepy gold eyes, long, oily black hair, and pale as shit skin. He was also wearing a purpl ass-bow, but we'll ignore that for now.
"What do you want with me?" I demanded. Voldemort's Lovechild, as we shall call him from now on, chuckled.
"I want revenge, my dear," He cooed, and before I knew it, I was pushed down a huge whole in the ground that I had somehow missed. I heard him laughing after me, the sound echoing off the walls of the huge abyss I was falling down. It was too dark to make out anything.
Finally, after what seemed like hours of falling, a light at the bottom of the hole lightened the walls of the ditch.
It wasn't all cold hard rock, like I had guessed, instead, it seemed like the walls where built out of purple brick. There were shelve linging the, with all kinds of viles and potions.
The next thing I knew, the ground was hurtling at me at breakneck speed. This is the end! thought, staring at the cold, unforgiving sharp rocks below me.
I closed my eyes tight, and thanked Jashin for letting me meet the Akatsuki.
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"Tobi can't find Sakura!" Tobi called. Pein frowned, they had searched the entire store by now, where else could she have gone?
"Ugh...guys...?" Deidara stumbled back from behind a rack of Barbie costumes.
"What?" Itachi snapped, ready to murder the poor dummy that was modeling Sakura's Halloween costume.
Deidara gulped. "There's a door back there," He said, pointing at the back of the store.
They guys followed him to where he was pointing, and Pein fearlessly cracked open the door. He let out an ear-splitting scream.
"What? What is it?" Deidara sked urgently. Pein grinned at him.
"Nothing, just wanted to freak you out."
Kakuzu smacked him and walked through the door. The rest eventually followed him. They kept walking down the dark hallway until, finally, reaching another door. This one revealed a dark purple room with a gaping hole right in the middle.
There was nothing else.
"You don't think...?" Kisame started, but his friend's grave looks confirmed his worst fear.
"Well," Itachi stated, looking down the dark tunnel. "Let's go save her."
And then he jumped into the hole, the rest of Akatsuki following him.
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"Owwww..." Sakura whined, rubbing her poor head. She had landed face-first onto a mountain of...pillows?
That's weird, didn't there use to be a buch of spikey rocks here?
Sakura shook her head and stood up. She dusted off her costume, and stumbled down the comfy hill.
As she got to the bottom, a gaso escaped her petal pink lips. A colorful rainforest surrounded her, and she could hear the running water of a waterfall somewhere nearby.
Sakura make a quick decision to go exploring, after all, why let this moment go to waste?
She spotted a stone path leading into the forest, and took that. Hopefully, it would lead her somewhere where someone could explain what was happening to her.
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Back in the costume store, Orochimaru laughed manically. "Soon, Kabuto, my little whore, those Akatsuki will learn not to mess with me."
He laughed evilly as his white haired bitch looked on. He wor a sexy nurse costume, which was wrong in so many ways. "Yes, Orochimaru-sama."
Orochimaru seemed to snap out of whatever evil daze he had been in. "Are you ready for part two?" He asked misciviously, pulling his Dark Vador mask over his face.
"Indeed I am," Kabuto informed him, and they both left the costume store, leaving a very confused cashier in their wake.
"What the fuck..." Gaara thought, taking off his witch hat. Forget about his work shift, Sakura needed him!
And so, as Orochimaru and Kabuto climbed into their black pedovan, Gaara slipped into the truck without either of them knowing.
He clutched the plastic sword in his hands. Sakura...I'm coming for you...
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Sakura stared at the empty tea party set up in front of her. Weren't there supposed to be more people here? Either way, it meant food, and she could use some food.
Sakura picked up one of the untouched cresants on the small circular table. She bit into the bread, savoring each bite.
Or at least, she would have. That is, if the ground hadn't swallowed her up up like she wanted to the cresant. The floor opened up beneath her, and Sakura fell into yet another hole. This one, however, wouldn't be as fun.
She landed on her bum in the middle of a packed intersection five minute later. Sakura almost screamed when a car came barreling at her, but a second before she was yanked by her costume collar and into a dark van.
Sakura was about to thank her savior, but she was roughly thown into the back seat and handcuffed.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" She screeched, wondering just what the hell was happening. Maybe I bumped my head on something...?
But the man, who was the same one to throw her down the hole, just threw her a concerning pedosmile.
Sakura gulped, she could tell something bad was about to happen. And she wasn't even dress properly.
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"OOOOOH! TOBI WANTS TEA!"
"TO FUCKING BAD!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP, NOBODY'S GETTING TEA!"
And then all of the Akatsuki fell down the same hole Sakura had just moments before. Itachi groaned, he hadn't even gotten a cresant to go.
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Wow O.o I'm not even sure where this came from. Remember, review if you want the next chapter!