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Let me know what you think but please be respectful. If you see a spelling or grammar mistake send me a private message and I'll correct it. (Simple.) This story is from the perspective of Emma's and Hook's inner thoughts as well as dialogue. (Pretty self explanatory.)

(Emma's Apartment.)

We're almost at the end of this god awful film; not that having Emma cradled in my chest hasn't been pleasurable but, this is the most unrealistic interpretation of me they could have ever come up with. Oh, thank god it's over; I sit up slightly and drag my hand over my face in disbelief. "That film was nothing short of insulting, it wasn't even funny it was that bad. Even at my worst I've never had a beard that long and the hat was a once in a blue moon event never to be repeated."

"Well I'm on the opposite side of the fence I'm disappointed you're not like that."

Why on earth would she like that version better? "What, Why?"

"By you turning up you ruined my favourite Disney villain crush, I was expecting this fabulously dressed pirate with overly dramatic hat and I get well ...you."

I can't believe it she's genuinely disappointed that I'm not like THAT. "Well...I suppose I could play dress-up later if you're willing to play the part of the princess who needs rescuing from an evil beast?" I can't tell if she's turned on or horrified ...she laughs awkwardly.

"Woe, slowdown Jones one step at a time save the dressing up for a rainy day."

I know I shouldn't say it but..."Can it rain tonight? "

"No, tonight we're going to Regina's house to toilet paper her house, egg-bomb her car and I want to finish pruning that beloved tree of hers."

"Swan."

"What?

"I love it when you talk vengeance."

He squirms around a-little just to let me know how comfortable he feels. "You're unbelievable."

"Not that you know it yet but you will soon enough."

I get up from the couch and there's that signature smirk again. "Let's go get ready shall we?" I offer him my hand and we proceed to the supermarket to get some supplies.

(Supermarket)

"Swan what is this?"

Oh, god how am I going to explain shaving. "That is a ladies shaver."

"Why do ladies shave? In my world only men shave."

"It's for hygiene reasons." I can tell my answer hasn't satisfied him.

"Dose it serve any other purpose?"

He raises an eyebrow at me. "Yes."

"And that would be?"

I pull on his shirt collar and whisper in his ear. "If you must know it's done for hygiene reasons but all so sexual gratification." As I let go of his shirt I can tell I've peeked his interest.

"And you partake in this practice of shaving?"

"Yes, Hook I shave everything below my neck." I can tell he's trying to picture it.

"Everything?"

"Everything, can we move on now?" I continue walking down the aisle when he calls out.

"Hmmm... I'd like to see that sometime."

I call out as I go around the corner. "Good luck with that."

Before anyone says it ... I know, I know no prancing Regina this chapter. WHY? Because the next chapter is going to be a long chapter with all the prank goodness. So chill out, it's coming.

But did you guys think this chapter was still funny?

What was your fav part?

Much Love

Brogan

P.s I have a very specific prank in mind for Gold but you guys must wait till then. XP Hehehehe.