Mew Chi: YAY! Reviews!! Thanks to all the reviewers! This is my most successful story here.
Samara: bored...bored...bored
Kish: Just get on with the story!
Mew Chi: (pft) Whatever, you can not command me, I'm the authoress, commander of my own little world, my world full of evil, gore, death, and sadness! Anyways, fine, I'll start, but just because I want to, also, thanks to some of the new reviewers Deoxypahntom, Dimension Kayt, and justdifferent202!! I got 2 reviews while I was starting this chapter. Time to start the chapter! I asked for 2 reviews but I got 5, so awesome! YAYNESS! MWAHAHAHAHAH -cough- -cough-
Kish: ...
Chi walked back to the park muttering angrily. She checked to make sure the Mews were gone, Ichigo was the only one left there, and who else other than Kish to be there with her. Chi could hear something about him calling her 'his toy' and he quickly stole a kiss from her, Ichigo slapped him and he teleported away as Ichigo yelled and stomped away angrily. Once she was left Chi walked over to the park bench and sat down with a sigh. She liked the park, especially when it was night, no one was there and it was always quiet, and she needed some time to think of what to do.
'Damn it' she repeated over and over in her head. 'I have to find a way to make them trust me again!' She then heard a loud noise beside her and she leapt up in shock. She turned to see Kish.
"Yo" he said calmly.
"Where were you!? Shouldn't you be watching the battles! Maybe if you were there to control that damn bird it wouldn't have tossed Samara and I wouldn't have gotten so mad and the Mews wouldn't have seen me kill it! Why don't you keep watch over the battles!?"
"Too troublesome." he replied rubbing his chek where Ichigo slapped him.
"You lazy alien!" Chi spat angrily. "Yet, you have time to play with your little cat toy Ichigo! Do your job! We need to eliminate them! You can't be playing around!"
"Aw, but I like to annoy her"
"We're gonna have to kill her eventually!"
"You're too serious about things." he replied. "Who says we have to kill them necessarily? We don't have to kill them, we could just capture them when we win"
"Baka!" Chi replied.
"I wish she'd stop slapping me though..." Kish said dazed.
"Maybe if you stopped kissing her spontaneously and calling her your 'toy' Girls don't like to be called toys or getting kissed over and over again!" Chi half yelled. "She's not gonna love you if she just thinks you just like to annoy her, she has to know you love her!"
"Yeah, but..." Kish was cut off.
"And I'm gonna teach you how to make her love you!"
"..."
"Okay," Chi pulled out a clipboard with notes attached. "I have been observing your behavior around her, one thing I don't know is what happened when you fist met her"
"Where'd you get that clipboar-"
"Thats not important! Answer the question please"
"Um, well, when I first saw her, I jumped off a building and kissed her." Kish said with a nervous laugh.
!Wham!
Kish rubbed his head and glared at Chi who was holding the clipboard above his head.
"What the hell was that for!?!?!" He yeled at her.
"You do not jump off a building and kiss a girl when you've never even met her!" Chi answered "You idiot. That must be another reason she won't love you, first impressions are very important. We're gonna have to fix that problem first"
"What? You can't make another first impression!" He said confused.
"Yes you can, okay, meet me by the library tomorrow, and we'll make Ichigo fall in love with you before you can say 'Usta'"
"Whats usta mean?"
"I dunno. Bye!" Chi said as she walked away.
The Next Day
Kish was waiting outside the library waiting for Chi.
A little bit away
3 girls were standing no more than 20 feet away from the figure waiting outside the library patiently.
"Is he a cosplayer?" one asked noticing his ears.
"Dunno, but he is pretty cute" another one added.
"More like drop-dead hott!!" one exclaimed rather loudly. Hearing a noise Kish turned his head to see the 3 girls staring at him, he confusedly gave a little wave, but then looked away and continued to wait. The girls almost seemed to faint.
"I bet I can get a date with him!" the louder one said.
"Nuh uh, he'll be going out with me!"
"Not unless I get to him first!"
"HES MINE!"
Kish felt the ground shake beneath his feet. 'An earthquake?' he wondered, Pai had told him about those. He looked to see those 3 girls running towards him at a fast speed. He was too stunned to move has they skidded to a halt in front of him.
"If you're not doing anything Saturday, would you-?" they all started at the same time.
"No! hes going out with me!" they yelled at eachother.
Kish stared at the disputing girls in disbeleif, he didn't want to go out with any of them...they were creepy.
"Let him choose" one of the girls finally said.
"He will of course pick me, after all, I am the better looking one" one of the girls said cockily.
Kish was too scared to move from the demonic fangirls.
Chi finally came walking down the sidewalk, she was late cause she had to convince Samara to stay somewhere else while she left. She then saw Kish cowering in front of a bunch of fighting girls.
"What did that stupid alien get himself in to now??" Chi muttered.
She approached Kish and the girls, "Whats going on?" she asked.
Kish was going to answer but one of the girls interrupted.
"Well well, if it isn't the freak from school"
Chi's blood boiled and she narrowed her eyes at the girls.
"Aren't you the leaders of Masaya's fanclub, how come you aren't bowing before your idol?"
"For your information, hes on vacation for the weekend, now back off freak!" one said as they pushed Chi away, she stumbled backwards but quickly gained her balance.
"So handsome, who do you want?" the girl asked, batting her eyelashes at Kish.
"I'm sorry but I don't really want to go out with any of you..." Kish said nervously. They all glared at him in disbeleif and anger, if looks could kill, Kish would have been dead.
"Okay you boyworshipping zombies, we don't have time to deal with you! We're busy!" Chi hissed at the girls, glaring daggers.
"Oh yeah? And how do you know him?" one of the girls asked.
"I-...um..." Chi tried to think of an answer, its not like she could tell them she was helping him destroy humans. They all waited silently for an answer, and finally Kish had an idea.
Chi felt an arm snake around her shoulders. "She's my girlfriend!" Kish lied as she pulled her towards him.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!" The girls even Chi asked in shock.
"Thats right! And we're busy, so leave us alone!" Kish continued, as Chi tried to push him away.
The girls glared at Chi but finally turned and walked away angrily. Finally Chi pushed Kish away.
"God damn those stupid fangirls..." Chi muttered angrily. Then she glared at Kish, "You do that again and it will be the last thing you ever do" she threatened.
Kish gave a slight laugh.
"And when those 3 convert their Masaya fanclub in to a Kish fanclub, don't come crying to me when a ton of girls come chasing after you!"
Kish's smile automatically faded. "do you actually think that'll happen?" he asked frightened.
"Well, you're obviously better looking than Masa-" Chi started but then noticed Kish smiling amused again. "Forget it!"
"If you say so" Kish laughed.
"Lets just start the freaking plan!" Chi growled and headed in to the library, Kish following.
"So, whats the plan anyways?" Kish asked.
"You'll see..."
Mew Chi: Well, I changed my pen name again. Anyways, I'd like 3 reviews before I continue please.
Samara: Where was I!?
Kish: Yes! Finally a chapter with more of me in it!
Mew Chi: As I promised, anyways, R&R!!!!!!!!