Entry #10- Extra! #2
I woke up to pain on my neck. It hurt so awfully that I think that whatever made the ache made marks along with it too. And guess who I woke up to~? Mini Kyo- chan! Oops! Kyo- chan!
"Kyo- chan, you're awake~? Well, good morning~!"
"Herbivore, you're crowding."
"Oh, I'm just hugging you~! What time is it anyways? ….Forget that! We're staying in today! Right Kyo- chan?"
"You're crowding again."
"Oh right, sorry! Yes, you stay in bed and I'll go and make breakfast in bed for you!" *Walks in bathroom*
"Ahhh! Kyo- chan! What did you do to my neck?" Yes, there were purple and black marks on my neck. Man, Kyo- chan, what did you do?
"…You crowd too much when you sleep." Marking his territory is more like it. :o
"B-but Kyo- chan! You don't this to mommy, okay? She's going to be scold by her own mommy! That's very bad news!"
"Hn."
"…All well! It already happened! Now, let me get your breakfast! What do you want? Oh, I got it! Oatmeal! Or rice! I should buy baby food later…"
"Rice…and make it properly Herbivore."
"Right!"
[ooooooo]
"La,la,la,la,la-"
*Bite*
"Ow! Kyo- chan! What did I tell you! No biting mommy! She has to buy some stuff for you, okay? Hm? Oh, look! It's the fruits aisle! Gotta go buy bananas for you to eat as a snack!"
I was shopping in the market and people were giving me weird looks. O.0 Even some middle age women were giving me glares and whispering stuff.
Wonder why. Who cares~! Kyo- chan was in a baby carrier (The ones that is like a backpack but carries a baby either on the front or back. Yeah, those kinds) and place in front of me, his viewpoint looking outwards. I was picking between ripe bananas or unripe bananas when I heard a voice.
"Ciaossu."
"Hiiee! [Name]! And Hibari- san! And he's little too!" *Kyo- chan aims his chomping jaws towards Squirrel*
"Hello, baby. And you, Herbivore, stop crowding or I'll bite you to death."
"Aww, isn't he so cute! Oh and hi Squirrel! And even Reborn's here too! What's up?"
"Why is Hibari- san chibified? And why are there marks on your neck?"
"Who, Mini Kyo- chan, I mean, Kyo- chan? Oh, Reborn told me that he's a child we made together."
"How can you say that with a straight face [Name]? This is serious business! And Reborn, you lied to her!"
"I felt it was right to do that."
"Oh, and don't ask how I got these marks, it's too complicated. I must've got them from Kyo- chan." (Don't know who I'm referring to here, the father or the child :P)
"That's the REAL Hibari- san!"
"Real Kyo- chan? I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care~! But isn't our child so kawaii?" *Cue me hugging Kyo- chan the best I could and him gnawing on my arm*
"[Name], he's biting you!"
"He's going through his teething stage in life! Make note to self: buy a chew toy for him!"
"[Name], don't you think that he might not be your kid?" *I freeze then glare at him, making him jump*
"Squirrel, don't you say that! It's very obvious that he's our kid!"
"What features did he gain from you?"
"…He's so kawaii! Isn't that good enough!" *Cue face palm*
"Okay then, I need to go and buy some safe toys for Kyo- chan here. The mini tonfas he had were dangerous. See you later!"
"[Name], aren't you-"
Bite
"Hiiieee! Ow, ow, ow!"
"No! Bad Kyo- chan!"
[ooooooo]
"Kyo- chan, isn't this fun!"
We were at a park and I was pushing him on the swings. He didn't say anything as I push him higher and higher, so high that the swing could flip over the pole.
"Oh, look at the time again! Come on, Kyo- chan, time to go home!"
*I lifted him out of the seat and he gave me his best possible, shaken up glare*
Then cue him throwing up on me.
"Kyo- chan! Now we have to go home and take another bath!"
"Hn."
[ooooooo]
"AWW, you're so cute, to the EXTREME! I mean, extreme."
Kyo- chan was taking his afternoon nap and I was holding him in my arms. He's so stubborn, wouldn't even fall asleep in my arms and I let him sleep on my bed. Then, without him noticing, I picked him up and now this. :D
He has the cutest sleeping face on! Just like Kyo- chan himself! (How do I know? …It's a secret~! :3).
Oh, yeah, forgot to explain. After he threw up on me (I now know what thrown up Mac and cheese looks like…never again will I eat it… XP), I took him home, gave us both a bath, and he instantly fell asleep!
Isn't that so kawaii! :3
It's so quiet without him awake and mommy home. I mean, she was suppose to be home tomorrow so…never mind. The boring atmosphere in the house was…boring. So I fell asleep next to Kyo- chan in my bed!
Knock out!
[ooooooo]
It was sometime before I woke up in the afternoon. Apparently the things we did before only took up the whole morning. I yawned and stretched and open my sleepy eyes only to find…the space next to me empty!
Kyo- chan's gone! Help! And even the mini tonfas I kept on the shelf are gone! Kyo- chan can get hurt! (Unlike Big Kyo- chan; he hurts other people
-_-).
I'm scribbling this as fast as I can before I rush around for Kyo- chan! Adios, I'll write when I find out what happens!
DON'T BOTHER ME! I'M LOOKING FOR KYO- CHAN! NO TEE HEES FOR YOU!