This was a story I wrote back for the Gill fanclub in the Ushi no Tane forums back when I loved Gill.
It was born out of the member's dislike of the LunaxGill pairings.

So before you say anything, I don't hate Luna, in fact I love her 3
This was written all in the good name of fun~

Harvest Moon and all of its characters belong to Marvelous Entertainment. Aazzi and Cyrus belong to the Aazzi fanclub in the Ushi no Tane forums…I OWN NOTHING!

I had created the Harvest God fanclub around the time this chapter was posted.

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It was a beautiful morning in Harmonica Town. Its citizens were beginning to wake up and get ready for another boring day doing nothing but walking around town.

One particular person was the fortune-teller, also known as the Wizard. He lazily got out of bed and put on his purple robe. Walking to the window, he pulled back his orange curtain and stared outside.

"…."said the Wizard, which translated to she's not there…

And so the Wizard decided not to worry about it and finally relaxed knowing that his stalker was not stalking him.

Said stalker wasn't outside the steps of the school as she usually was, instead she was over at someone's house, having milk with cookies. I wonder who it could be?

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Meanwhile, Zane, out of boredom, went mining in the Garmoni upper mine. After countless floors and rock smashing, she finally reached the last floor only to find an exit. Walking outside she found a set out tiny stairs leading to a platform.

After climbing 45 sets of stairs, it seemed an impulse to climb this one as well. On the platform there were two people, a man with long red hair, and a woman with short brown hair.

Zane, seeing things that she wished she wouldn't have, said hello, followed by a goodbye and walked back to the exit in silence.

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Jaime and Ninja were in Harmonica Town spying on the pink-haired enemy. However, they hadn't eaten anything and seeing how Maya scared the hell out of them with her…happiness? They decided to wait until the bar opened.

"How much longer…?" asked Ninja as Jaime looked at the clock tower.

"Two minutes…" she said and looked behind her.

The two girls went inside the bar to eat and eventually stayed there, making silly remarks about Selena's dancing while trying to order something.

"All right then!" said Kathy with a smile. "Your order will be here in about 2-3 hours."

"WHAT?!" the two yelled in unison. "Why so long?!"

"Our cook doesn't get here early…" said Kathy, putting a hand to her cheek.

Some people would use the expression speak of the devil in this situation, oh hell I might as well. Chase walked inside the building for the first time in a year her greeted the people inside. Following close behind was a person whom Ninja and Jaime knew all too well…

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Back on the farm, Zane headed towards the mailbox, opened the door and stuck her hand inside. To her surprise, she found a letter.

Curious she read it out loud so that people within a mile radius could hear it. Sadly no one was around. And so, Zane headed towards Chelsta Plaza for an epic showdown.

Zane stopped midway when she saw Bell and Twisted standing on the path to the minecart.

"You got the letter too?" asked Bell spotting Zane.

"No…anyways…shouldn't you guys tried to kill me or something?"

"Well, we would but…seeing how nothing but misery and close-to-death experiences have been thrown at us ever since we got here, we're debating whether we should stay or not," explained Twisted.

"Besides,AazzixCyrus is where it's at!" cheered Bell. Zane walked pasted them and rode the minecart, getting far away from them as possible.

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Sadly for the Wizard, he didn't sent the same letter to the person he was challenging and so stood there all by himself in the center of the church plaza. Seeing Zane walk up the stairs, he found some hope.

"So….you want me to drag Chase over here so you can…..what was it again?

"….!" said the Wizard which translated to so I can kick his ass for stealing my stalker!...

Strangely enough, the blonde understood, pressed her shades closer to her nose, and ran to the bar excited to see Kathy….and to drag Chase to the showdown waiting to happen.

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Heart on the other hand, was in a super secret place….a dark super secret place that was so obvious but at the same time no one would ever guess she was there. She was only waiting for the right time to commence.

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"It's kind of late for a date…and I don't like you…" said Chase while being dragged by Zane followed by the rest of the Gill squadron.

"I said, I'm taking you to the church plaza so this guy can kick your ass!" yelled Zane, again, only to have Chase sigh…again.

"Right…Maya said the same thing when she took me on that forced date…"

Too bad for Chase, he had gone and pissed off Zane, who do to her training as the new leader of the Ignis fraction, grabbed the skinny man by his arm and threw him as far as she could…which was a lot.

"I TOLD YOU…IT'S NOT A DATE!!!" yelled Zane as Chase landed right in front of the Wizard's black boots.

"Nice of you to show up…" said the Wizard while Chase stood up and dusted himself of.

"Can I help you?" said Chase.

The two men began a staring contest, not one blinked during the course of two minutes. The four girls stood there wandering what to do.

"This is boring…" whined Zane as she walked up to the men and slapped them in the face. "If you're going to do this, you might as well do it right!"

Taking out two boxes, she handed one to each guy and went back to her original spot. Inside the Wizard's, it was something that resembled a wand with a crystal ball as a keychain. For Chase, it's was a spatula with an orange keychain.

So the Wizard took the initiative and walked over to Chase and smacked him on the head. Chase, who totally saw that coming, repeated the action. And that was mostly the fighting.

"Why are they fighting?" asked Jaime looking away from the fight.

"The Wizard's emo cause he lost his stalker," said Zane, pointing at Cookie.

"Well…at least Chase talks to me!" argued Cookie back.

"You should stop this Cookie…." Said Ninja.

"Fine…" sighed Cookie, standing up and walking towards them.

Before Cookie had a chance to reach the men, a blinding light covered the area. The Harvest God appeared before them, not in a decent appearance may I add. He was only wearing his robe, but even that was put down, so in a sense he was half naked, chest exposed.

Major nosebleeds were had.

"What the hell is going on here?!" demanded the god, glaring at the three people in the middle of the plaza.

Before anyone could answer the god began speaking again. "Because of your annoying fight, I couldn't concentrate and now I've lost my place in bed! Do you know how hard it was to convince her in the first place?!"

Everyone looked at each other expecting a brave soul to speak up. Lucky for them it was Zane that did.

"The wizard is emo because Cookie doesn't pay attention to him anymore. He sent her a letter but forgot to send one to Chase so I had to go and drag him over here," said a happy Zane, if she were a dog she be wagging her tail.

The god approved of her explanation and began to speak. "I see, I might still have time to change her mind so let's do this quick. You with the cluttered hell you call hair, you get the girl," said the god pointing at Chase.

The god glared at the Wizard and then disappeared, blinding them again.

"…I guess….I shouldn't have tried to seduce his wife…" said the Wizard, at last, and walked home leaving the others behind.

The group stared at each but then decided to forget whatever had happened and headed to the bar for a night of drinking, for those would could, and stalking Kathy.

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Meanwhile, Heart finally thought it was time. As she began to crawl out of the bed, a weight pushed her down, not crushing her but making it impossible for her to escape.

As it turned out….Heart had somehow infiltrated Owen's bed and not Luna's bed as she had planned. Except she didn't know this so while she was begin crushed down by Owen's weight, she was making silly jokes in her head about how Luna was secretly fat and couldn't wait to tell the rest of the group.

If she ever got out…

To be continued...

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