A/N: This one is dedicated to cairyangel who reviewed the last chapter, and to everyone else who has just got their exam results, I hope you all did well.

M/N: Moony: Good luck to you all indeed

Padfoot: Yep good luck, even to the slackers, Wooooh power to the slackers

Moony: What kind of example are you trying to set?

Padfoot: One that the Marauders should be proud of setting.

Two months later

Charms

Prongs: Lily, do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me?

Lily: I'd love to…but

Prongs: But what?

Lily: I'm already going with someone…

Prongs: Who?

Lily: Please don't get mad…

Prongs: I swear I won't

Lily: Alright…Sirius

Prongs: Erm…why?

Lily: Well…I thought that you didn't want me anymore…

Prongs: Erm hello! I'm still here, I brought you a bracelet for Christmas remember!?!

Lily: Yeah, but you had just split up with me…I thought you'd done it to make me feel better

Prongs: But I love you

Lily: I know you do

Prongs: Wait…don't you love me?

Lily: Of course I do…you're a great looking guy,

Prongs: Finally! After four years she finally admits it!

Lily: And I think you might be the one

Prongs: So what's the problem then!?!

Lily: I don't want to ruin our future by rushing into things

Ten minutes later

Prongs: Padfoot give me three reasons why I shouldn't kill you right now!

Moony: Come on Padfoot think fast, he might actually mean it this time

Wormtail: Ooh this should be fun…Padfoot when you're dead can I have your miniature motorbike collection?

Padfoot: I'm not going to die!…okay, number 1:I'm perfect and my fan girls will kick your ass

Prongs: Erm, you went out with all your fan girls and broke their hearts, therefore you no longer have any

Padfoot: Number 2: I'm your best friend

Prongs: Moony, you are now honorary best friend

Moony: Sarcastically Yay

Padfoot: And number 3: If you kill me you'll go to Azkaban for a very long time

Wormtail: He's got you there

Prongs: I don't care, it'll be worth it

Padfoot: It's not my fault that Lily finds me irresistible

Moony: Oh Padfoot you didn't!!!

Padfoot: Yep

Wormtail: For shame

Padfoot: Moony did it

Moony: she was under a spell, she asked me out and it was Prongs' fault

Prongs: Exactly…And I will forever deny that I had anything to do with it

Moony: But…you did

Prongs: glaring at Moony Did not

Wormtail: Don't start this again

Three hours later

Potions

Prongs: Did not

Moony: Did

Prongs: Did not x infinity + infinity

Moony: Did x infinity + infinity x10

Prongs: Dammit!

Padfoot: Does that mean I win?

Prongs: You're kidding aren't you!

Padfoot: Awww…but usually you always let me do what I want

Prongs: No we don't

Moony: If we did that there definitely wouldn't be a Hogwarts to come back to

Padfoot: That's very true Moony…Hogwarts is such an unpleasant name, why not change it to Captain Black's academy of Pirating for morons?

Moony: Because…oh I give up with you

Padfoot: Yay I win…what's my prize?

Wormtail: Me

Padfoot: I don't want it anymore

Moony: Tough, you won therefore you get to keep the prize…aka Wormtail

Padfoot: But Wormtail's a terrible kisser, he can't cook and anyone whose dared entered the Marauders secret base…

Prongs: aka the dorm room

Padfoot: Will know that not one of us can clean

Moony: Actually my part of the room is always clean

Padfoot: But you're a freak of nature!

Moony: I utterly and completely resent that comment

Prongs: You're so insensitive Padfoot!

Padfoot: What did I say?

Three days later

Griffendor common room

Near the fire

Prongs: Oh woe is me, we lost! How could we loose! We even had Frank Longbottom as Chaser, and John Patel as keeper, it doesn't make sense…why does God hate me so?

Padfoot: Because you lied!

Prongs: About what?

Padfoot: You said, and I quote, 'I swear on the victory of my next quidditch game that there is nothing going on between me and Lily' For shame!

Prongs: How the hell did you remember me saying that!?!

Padfoot: I'm magical

Prongs: Points want at Padfoot's head Obliviate!

Padfoot: What was I saying…oh yes bad luck with Quidditch mate, you can't win 'em all

Moony: Even though you lost to Slytherin and the humiliation is horrendous

Prongs: Moony you're not helping!

Moony: Oh am I not? Sorry…What I meant to say is that your hair looks good

Prongs: Better

Wormtail: And you're irresistible

Prongs: Disturbing…

Padfoot: And I want to polish your mighty broomstick

Prongs: Abort! Abort! Mayday! SOS! HELP!!!

Midnight

Conversation between Prongs and Lily

"Hard luck with the match against Slytherin,"

"Oh man! You were watching,"

"I wasn't going to miss it, I've never missed a Griffendor match,"

"Why? I didn't see you as the type to enjoy quidditch,"

"I don't,"

"Oh,"

"Look I wanted you to know that nothing happened between me and Sirius,"

"Why would I care?"

"James, I know that you do, he asked if I would polish his broomstick, it was pathetic!"

"Erm Lily, you do know Sirius doesn't actually own a broomstick don't you?"

A/N: Hope you enjoyed, only review if you desperately want to.