Cataclyptic was pacing about, waiting for the chapter to start. Suddenly, he noticed the camera.
"Oh! Hello, this is Cataclyptic and welcome to the Big brother-
Naruto and Sasuke come into the living room and destroy it while trying to beat the hell out of each other.
"DAMMIT NARUTO!!!!!!" Cataclyptic grabbed them by the necks, bashed their heads together and tied them up to a conveniently nearby pole.
"ANYWAY…" Cataclyptic spoke to the other members.
"I have an important announcement to make! You see, because there are too many people in this house, I will have to vote you all off two at a time now. Sorry. But on a positive side, for helping me defeat Barney, I have decided to reward you! A guest will arrive soon with the spoils." The members of the BBH instantly became in chatter.
"Wow I wonder who it is!"
"Maybe it's Albert Einstien!" Chouji said.
"I bet its Orlando bloom…" Sakura said dreamily.
"Knowing Cataclyptic, it's probably Kakashi with porno books…" Shikamaru stated. The others stared.
"I'm just saying." Shikamaru shrugged. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. C hurried on over to the door.
"Here he is everyone!" He opened the door to reveal Kakashi holding a stack of Icha icha paradise.
"What'd I tell you…" Shikamaru said.
"Wait! You're not who I was expecting!!!" C said "And why are you even here anyway!!!! You got voted off!!!!" Kakashi smiled.
"Um, about that… can we come back in? Me and might guy's apartment got torn down…"
"Let me guess. You couldn't pay the rent because you spent it all on Icha icha books." C stated. Kakashi started to sweat. Kids too smart for his own good!!! He thought.
"Please let us stay Cataclyptic!" Might Guy pleaded. "It would be so youthful of you to help me have a youthful reunion for my youthful student!"
"Oh sensei…" Lee blubbered.
"Oh Lee…" the two embraced at the door. C thought for awhile.
"Okay, I might let you stay if you let me have those books." Kakashi handed over the books. C slammed the door in his face.
"That was cruel!" Sakura said.
"Hey, I said 'might'." C stated. Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. C put the books down and pulled open the door.
"Oh! You're finally here!"
"Wha? Who is it?" everybody asked. It was the pizza man.
"Here's $30.27." C handed over the money. "And now- we feast!"
About ten minutes later…
Everyone sat down at the table to eat the delicious pizza from Pizza Hut.
"This is all we get for defeating a class S ninja?" Kiba Exclaimed.
"Look. I'm not made of money." C said firmly. "Oh shoot!"
"What wrong?" Kiba asked.
"I forgot to open the letter to see who gets voted off!" C reached down his pocket and pulled out a letter.
"And the person who gets voted off is-
C's eyes opened wide.
"TOBI???"
"Oh boy! I got voted off!!!" Tobi randomly came up and shook C's hand.
"It's been real fun Cataclyptic!!! Bye bye!!!" Tobi ran out of the house.
"Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu… Tobi???????"
"Umm… yeah." Sakura said.
"He was never part of the BBH!!!"
"Yeah he was!" Kiba said. "We partied all night!"
"But… he wasn't even mentioned once in this story!!!"
"Dude, how could you not remember that Tobi was here???" C stared in confusion.
"I need to see a professional…" C poofed out. Everybody digged in at their pizza's. once it was done, all of the girls went to the girls room to weigh themselves.
A/n: this is only a speculation of what girls do in the bathroom. I've never figured it out, so deal with it.
….please don't hurt me…
All of the girls came into the bathroom to weigh themselves and make sure that they weren't fat. Temari stepped up fist. Suddenly, she screamed.
"AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
"What's wrong Temari?!?!" all the rest of the girls said at once.
"I-I- I GAINED ONE SIXTEENTH OF A POUND!!!!" the girls all gasped
"I'm FAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!" she blubbered. All the girls felt sorry for her until-
"OH NO!!!!" this time, the scream was from Tenten.
"I GAINED 1/16TH OF A POUND TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" the girls gasped again.
"Everyone weigh themselves!" Sakura commanded. Soon, they discovered that they were all 1/16th of a pound obese.
"This is terrible!" Hinata said.
"What could have done this to us and make us fat!!!" Tenten screamed.
"Well, we all had the same lunch…" Sakura said smartly. Suddenly, the girls arrived at the same conclusion: it was the pizza!
"Screw Pizza hut for making us fat!!"
"We should sue them!"
"YEAH!!!!" said all the girls at once. Meanwhile Chouji and shikamaru were outside the girl's bathroom. You see, they had been in there for more than 2 hours and were very curious as to why. So they put there ears to the door to try and listen. Suddenly, the door opened and Shika and Chouji fell over. They stood up super- fast to retain there composture.
"Temari is something wrong?" Shikamaru said "You've been in there for two hours now."
"I'M FAAAAAATTTTT!!!!" Temari bawled. Shika looked over her figure. He couldn't see a trace of fat anywhere except for the obvious place.
"Er… you don't look fat to me…" Shika said.
"Oh thank you Shikamaru!!! You're the best boyfriend a girl could have!!!" she gave him a passionate kiss on the lips. Shika tried to maintain his cool, but could help but blush madly.
"Don't worry shikamaru! We will sue Pizza hut for making us fat!!!"
"YEAH!!!!" All the rest of the girls said. They ran out of the BBH to find a suing place.
About 10 minutes later…
The girls had found a suing place. They were now dressed in formal attire and the case of them suing pizza hut was about to take place.
"Okay, does everyone remember their lines?" Tenten asked.
"Yep." All the girls said with determined stares.
"Alright then! We should win this case easy!!!" Tenten said. The girls stepped in the room.
Exactly 1.275 seconds later…
The girls stepped out of the room.
"I can't believe we lost…" Hinata moaned.
"Yeah, lawyers are stupid!!!" Temari said.
"Let's move to plan B." Sakura said.
"Huh?"
"If we can't get revenge legally…" Sakura began "We should do it il- legally with our superior ninjutsu skillz!!!" The girls smiled…
About ten minutes later…
The girls found an ordinary pizza hut restaurant. They were fiercely determined to take it down and Shikamaru and Chouji put up chairs and drinks to watch.
"Okay Hinata! Do your thing!" Tenten commanded as she pointed the building. Hinata focused her chakra.
"BYAKU-
Suddenly, Naruto and Sasuke came out of the building came out of the building trying to pummel each other. Hinata fainted because she was in the presence of Naruto.
"DAMMIT! Hinata fainted!" Temari said angrily.
"I'll get them away…" Sakura said bitterly. She walked over to Naruto and Sasuke.
"Oh, look! It's Itachi!" she screamed the last word. Naruto and Sasuke stopped fighting.
"Itachi…" Sasuke murmured. "ITACHI!!!!!!!!!" He ran off to the direction Sakura pointed to with Naruto close behind.
"Good work Sakura!" Temari said. "But how will we destroy Pizza hut without Hinata?" Sakura thought for a second. Then, she spotted Orochimaru beside Shika and Chouji. She dragged him over.
"Orochimaru, summon the Manda and destroy Pizza hut!" Sakura said.
"Why would I do that?" Oro questioned.
"Because um…" Sakura pulled out the Icha icha novels stolen by Cataclyptic.
"Uh, We'll give you these!!!" Sakura said.
"Oh, wow!!!" Oro said as he flipped through the books. "Okay! I'll help you!" He tapped the summoning scroll on his arm. "SUMMONING JUTSU!!!" the Manda poofed in.
"Manda, Destroy that building!"
"Why should I?" Manda said
"We have these!" Orochimaru pointed towards the stack of icha icha.
"OKAY!!!" Manda flattened the building with his tail. Jiraya came out from under the rubble.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" he said. "WHY DID YOU KILL MY STRIPPER CLUB!!!!"
"Your… what!?!?!?" the girls said.
"NOW I WILL NEVER SEE A NUDE LADY AGAIN!!!!" Jiraya bawled.
"Wait… THAT WAS A STRIPPER CLUB?!?!?!" the girls shouted. "THEN WHERE THE HELL IS PIZZA HUT!?!??!" Jiraya, still crying, pointed to the building next to him.
"DAMMIT!!!!" the all cussed. Meanwhile, Shika and Chouji were joined by Shino.
"What are they doing?" Shino asked.
"They're trying to destroy Pizza hut, Hobo Joe."
"I'M SHINO!!!!!!!!! SHI- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, Hinata woke up from all the shouting.
"Huh? What happened?" she said confused.
"Yes! Hinata's awake!!!" Tenten said. "Quick- DESTROY PIZZA HUT!!!"
"Okay!" Hinata said. She began to focus her chakra. "BYAKUGAN!!!!" she attacked the building with her 64 trigrams palms. Unfortunately, because the building did not have any chakra points, it had no effect.
"I'll use my wind!" Temari said as she blew a gust of wind towards pizza hut. The building was made from bricks so it had no effect.
"DUH, INO KNOW (HIC) WHAT TO DO!!!"
"Huh? Why are you here?" Sakura asked
"PIZZA MAKE INO FAAAAAAAAATT!!!!" Sakura shrugged.
"DUH, MIND BODY SWITH TECHNIQUE!!!" it had no effect.
"I'll try my kunai!" Tenten said. "Rising twin dragons!!!" Tens upon thousands of kunai flew towards the food joint at amazing speeds. Every single one hit, but did no damage. The girls turned to Sakura.
"Sakura, you are our last hope!!!" they said "Use your insane strength!" Sakura pondered this.
"I've got a better idea!" she pulled out a pokeball. "Go! Kabuto!" Kabuto Yakushi came out of the pokeball.
"Why the hell am I here…" he complained.
"Who cares! Kabuto, use slash!" Kabuto scratched the brick building. Nothing.
"Use water gun!" Kubuto pulled out a random water gun and sprayed the building with water.
"Nothing's working!" they all said. Sakura had an idea.
"Kubuto, use- EXPLOSION!!!!!" Kabuto exploded and it blew up the pizza hut joint. The girls screamed in delight and hugged each other.
Meanwhile…
"Should we tell them that they just blew up another one of Jiraya's stripper clubs?" Shikamaru paused.
"No, they're happy hobo Joe. We shouldn't ruin it.
"I'M SHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/n: LOL…. Vote off 2 people now…
On the next episode of the BBH…
Christmas in november…
An insane party…
And Gothic Hinata….