Disclaimer: Do not own BLEACH anime or BLEACH manga. This is just a fanfic!
What name should we pick? It should be something that our child will like, we want avoid hearing the child bitch about it later on when he/she grows up.
Ichigo felt as if his head was going to burst. Finding a name for his child was impossible. Not to mention having his father breathe behind his neck constantly, wanting to name his own grandchild. Rukia was open for anything, as long as the name didn't sound like a coward. Not that Ichigo should know which names sounded like a coward.
"Rukia, can you help out?" looking at her with a dumbfounded face. She was apparently too busy drawing something and did not hear him the first time. He shouted out her name again and in return, she threw at book at him. "Stop shouting bakamono!." Ichigo showed his puppy eyes and asked the same question again. "I'm already stuck with the child abusing me while being inside my stomach, you can't even find a freakin' name?" she lashed out at him. "You can only talk to me if the topic is NOT about a name!" then turned around to continue her drawing.
That bitch is not helping at all. Ichigo frowned and stuck his head under the pillow.
Downstairs, Isshin buried his head in a book which contained different baby names. There were so many names that it made him dizzy. "Who on earth would call their child Ponki? I think this was added only to make the parents laugh" he burst into laughter loudly. Karin just stared at her father, thinking fate had been cruel to her by giving him as her parent. She sighed then continued to watch the television. While Yuzu was not paying attention to her stupid father, as she was too busy preparing their dinner. Suddenly a scream was heard. "ICHIGO! Hikari will be name of my grandchild!." Footsteps came running down the stairs. With a mad face, Ichigo approached his father. He took the book away and slapped him with it. "Yuzu, let us know when dinner is ready" Ichigo glanced at his sister before leaving the room. Leaving Isshin to cry for himself.
In the bedroom, Ichigo was still troubled over the name issue. "Why is picking a name that hard?" he asked himself, browsing quickly through the pages of a book filled with baby names. He couldn't stop getting all annoyed, which agitated Rukia even more. Her vein popped out, listening to his complaint and make a fuss about a stupid name. She stood up, went over to where Ichigo was laying down and grabbed his collar. As if laser were coming out from her eyes, with an intense look, she started at Ichigo. "Just pick a name. One name that makes you feel like a proud father every time you call out to our child. I will be content with any name, as long as you fucking stop this madness!". With that, she ended her sentence by giving him a surprise passionate kiss on the lips, before going back to her seat.
She really knows how to shut me up.
That night, neither Ichigo or his father came up with a name.
I will know of a name the minute I hold my child. That's for sure!
NOTE: I thought of this and I'm at work now. So this was only a side story that I wanted to share =)