4 months later...
Harley swung around the chain with the pulsing beats around her. The impossibly short checkered dress that she wore rode up as she twirled and danced with all the eyes in the club on her. She was the centre of attention and she didn't even care as her eyes remained trained on him.
He watched as she skimmed her hands up her sides and gave her hips a little wiggle. When they reached the level of her breasts, she licked her lips knowing she was driving him crazy. Her movements placed her in the bright lights of the stage and made the new Joker tattoo near her collar stand out on her pale skin marking her as his to all the on-lookers who were fantasizing about her at that moment. As she wrapped her legs around the pole, her creamy legs were show cased in the diamond encrusted heels and the dark love bite that was on the inside of her thigh could be seen.
Joker groaned from his seat and licked his red lips as the sight. He had placed it there just earlier tonight and the look of it made him want to drag her back to bed, or couch, or maybe closet - anything would do - with him.
"Stop staring at her like that," an accented voice pulled him out of his striptease starring his Queen. "It makes me want to knock you on your ass."
A smirk spread on his face and without turning his head from Harley, he asked innocently, "Look at her like what?"
"Like you want to fuck her," Boomer said in a growl. The disgust in his voice only made Joker's smile widen.
"But I do want to fuck her." He finally pried his eyes from Harley's dancing figure and made eye contact with the Australian man. "Over and over and over again," he teased, and laughed out loud when the man covered his ears and groaned in disgust. The pained growl was joined by Floyd and Croc.
"Sick bastard," Boomer growled under his breath.
"Don't start a battle you can't win, amigo." Diablo sat across from Joker and regardless of what he said, he also looked a tad disturbed by the image Joker had conjured up of their sister. Flag who sat beside him, just laughed at the expressions on their faces.
The six men sat in Joker's private booth drinks in hand as they looked out into the club to survey for their respective women. Or for Floyd's case, any woman.
It was Flag and June's joined bachelor and bachelorette night before the big day, and since the girls' plan had been to dance their asses off, Harley had coerced Joker into letting the men into the VIP lounge. Though, coercing may have had taken a few rounds in the messy sheets and a lot of pleading on her knees. Though her mouth was too preoccupied sucking than begging.
"And there you go with that look on your face again," Floyd groaned. "You'd think after getting in that quickie at mansion as Harley 'changed into her dress' would have been enough to keep you guys at bay for a little bit of time."
Joker eyes the beefed up man to his right and took a sip from is tumbler. Out of all the men who were friends with Harley, Floyd was by far one of his favourites. While the others had growled at him like rabid dogs and thrown in their individual threats when Joker had first met them, Floyd had gripped his hand tightly as they shook. The look he gave Joker would have shaken a lesser man, but it made Joker laugh out loud. The threat was clear even without any words. He could respect a man who also thought action was worth more than words.
Floyd was also very proficient in the shooting range as well as Flag. It also helped that he took out one of his biggest competition in for Gotham city weapons distribution during a job a few weeks back.
To find out that more than half of the people that Harley associated with were criminals somehow made sense. It was one of the reasons why Harley never batted an eye when he would take her out to his drug runs and business exchanges. If he had robbers, drug dealers, and mercenaries as family, it wouldn't bug him either.
"Don't think that we didn't hear the loud bang against the door or the sounds coming from that bedroom," Flag commented with an amused look in his eyes.
The others joined in laughter when Croc grunted. He had heard and had walked in on more than one of their scandalous romps since the couple had reunited and Harley had officially moved in. The very images were burned into his brain that he could barely look at his boss and Harley in the same room without imaging them grinding on one another. The thought made him shiver, and not in delight.
"Your one to talk, mate," Boomer teased, "You and June aren't exactly celibate either. Remember she's my sister too and all threats apply even after you get married."
"Duly noted," Flag sniggered and took a sip from his glass.
"Speaking of June..." Floyd eyed the stage just as Harley was pulling June and Katana up on stage with her to dance.
"Harley!" June giggled, "I can't dance like that!"
"Oh come on, June, its your last day of freedom. Shake your money maker a little bit!" Harley pulled her up on stage as Katana gave an encouraging push on her back.
There was hollering coming from across the club and the girls looked up in time to see the gang smiling and shooting thumbs up in their direction. Harley's eyes zeroed in on Joker and she gave him a wink before showing June how to do some of the more seductive moves so she could taunt Flag from a distance. Her friend blushed but performed the moves as shown making her fiance shallow a deep gulp of the amber liquid he held.
Today had been a blast. Then again every day had been exciting since she had woken up in Joker's bed. After a couple of days of being shut ins and doing nothing but enjoying each others bodies, Joker had driven her back to her apartment so she could gather her belongings and cancel her lease. She felt pure joy at being able to see her Puddin' every day instead of just a couple times a week.
Thanks to the multiple bodies that had been found in the old abandoned factory, Harley's name became as infamous as Jokers and over the weeks with her position as his partner in crime became cemented. The King and Queen were steadily rising in their business venture.
It also helped that they were able to take over the routes and clients that Enchantress and Incubus had previously owned. It took very little coercing and too little blood - to Harley's disappointment - to get the rival gangs' business. No fun to be found there. Though, Joker was more than happy to provide her with entertainment when she wanted to go for a date night. Just last week he had taken her on a shopping spree at the mall. Well it took more smashing of windows than real money, but whatever, a bag was a bag no matter how she got it.
She always had so much fun when they were together. She didn't know why she ever thought it was a good idea to be Dr. Harleen Quinzel. She was never happy just being a hospital doctor and working under ungrateful people who thought little of her. Now she was blooming and smiling to her heart's content. The guilt that used to swirl in her head about not being the same as others was gone.
When she moved in with Joker, she let him know that she didn't intend on being a trophy Queen who did nothing but look pretty. It made her smile when he told her that he wouldn't want her to be. Like before, she took up taking care of him and the injured men when they got into a scuffle with the Bat. There were even times when she got to take a few shots at the dark masked man. It caught Batman by surprise when she had appeared by Joker's side as a permanent part of his world. Harley had also taken over some of the more business side of Joker's empire like balancing of the books and money laundering when it was needed to avoid being caught.
Her life was completely different from the way it was before, but there was no way she would ever go back.
Thinking about the green haired man, she spared him a glance and wasn't surprised to see that he was staring back at her. She gave him a wink and licked her lips. A laugh cackled out of her when his eyes narrowed at her obvious flirting. Even from half a room away, she was able to make him feel like a teenaged boy.
It had been months since they were reunited but even then they still couldn't get enough of each other. Then again who could ever get enough of his chiselled chest, striking grey-blue eyes, and those lips that had kissed places so sinful that she wanted him to do it over and over and ov-
"Harleen," June sighed out, "I swear you two are like a pair of bunnies."
Harley sent a last kiss to Joker's direction and turned her attention back to her best friend. "Sorry," she blushed a bit having been caught sneaking another peak.
"Lovebirds," June teased as she shook her hips while looking at Flag.
"Hey! Like your one to talk." Harley laughed.
June hadn't been a fan of him at the beginning, but slowly Joker's treatment of Harley and the way he made her friend laugh finally made her give her consent to the relationship. She still disliked the illegal business he did, but it was in the same way she worried over her friends and their respective activities. Sometime it was hard being the only one in the group to legally make her money.
Though, it was an odd thought that Floyd and Flag had taken a liking to the clown and the others didn't seem to mind him either. Even with the way Boomer gave him hell sometimes, Harley could tell it was playful. There were even times when Joker would hired Floyd for a specific mission.
It was all rainbows and fairytales but there were times where she nearly ripped her hair out from how reckless Joker could be at times, nearly getting himself killed every hour. She knew he could take care of himself, but the worry was still there.
Though she loved him so much that his laugh always put a smile on her lips even when they were in the middle of a massive argument. Who knew her King would be such a sweetie, well at least to her. He was still feared by others. Since he had shoot yet another person through the head when they glanced at Harley with disrespect, no one talked badly about her anymore. Or perhaps, it was the time Harley had bludgeoned a woman to death with the end of her pistol when the whore had disregarded her and shot a wanting look at her Puddin' that had finally done the trick.
Harley looked down at her bedazzled pistol strapped to her thigh. Like her counterpart, she kept it on her person at all times unless they were alone together at home. Being with him was the only place she felt safe enough to let her guard down. He kept her safe and she in turn kept him safe.
After a couple more minutes of dancing, the girls got off the stage giggling like crazy and made their way over to the booth. When they arrived, there were already mohitos waiting for them. As June and Katana went to their men, Harley stood behind Joker and ran her hand through his hair. She pulled his green hair taut and yanked until his lips were in the perfect position for her to run her tongue across until he opened his mouth to give her a deep kiss.
They only pulled away when someone coughed. Harley giggled as she looked down at Joker's molten eyes. His orbs held passion, but also love. So much love for this woman who had caused him to second guess everything that he was and supported him through everything.
A smile danced on Harley's lips before she sat on his lap and whispered in his ear. "I love you too, Puddin'."
The statement made Joker chuckle. She always knew what he was thinking even when he didn't say it. There were nights when he would whisper the words back to her but those were in the most private of times.
"You would think that you two would be the ones getting married tomorrow with the way you act like a teenaged couple who doesn't know the meaning of PDA," Flag teased while the rest laughed.
Joker shrugged and pulled Harley even closer to him. They might as well be married. Like he was ever going to let her go. She was perfect for him and was the only person in the world who had the same insane brain as he did. He knew from the moment he laid eyes on her the very first night that she was it. Harley was the one who he would risk everything for.
She was his Harls. His love. And definitely, his type of crazy.
Surprise epilogue! This is as thanks to those that have read through the whole story. It's just to tie up any loose ends and answer any questions you guys may have had. And yes, this is the ending as sad as that is. I've read your guy's comments and will perhaps do short stories about their life together if I get the urge, but for now this is the end. I do love this story but I've always thought the short and sweet stories were the best. However, I still write other stories for this couple, and since this one is finished, I will start updating those faster.
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