I woke up in a weird position. Ow…. It hurts! I apparently slept in as well…

"Morning Kitty!" Emily said.

"Kitty, Morgan's sick." Em informed me.

"UNITS!" Moon called. "It's the Italy twins and Fem! China."

I thought. I knew just what to say to get them up. "Em, get Morgan up. Look, a baby panda!" Lin (I dub Fem! China as Lin) climbed out the box.

Korea immediately started to grope her.

"Aiyah! Get off me Korea!" Lin screamed. Em and Morgan came in and Em eyed the box Italy was in with fangirlish glee.

Everything went downhill! YAY~!

After all the fighting stopped, we had lunch! Sugar flew in, wanting to play. So, I sat on the floor and we played patty cake!

I looked over to where Morgan and Romano were. I could sense my friend's inner fangirl activating, so I decided to help.

"Romano~! Can you come here for a moment~?" Romano raised an eyebrow, but came over anyway. The magical power of the squiggly in a voice!

"What?" I blinked. How did he get here so fast? Hmm...

"I want you to call bella!" His eyebrows rose even more, but I could see a small blush on his face.

"Why exactly?" I smiled.

"I wanna see what happens! Now go!" I pushed the Italian back towards my oblivious friend. Now, I pray to... Huh, I just realized something. There's no Pokemon god to represent love. That's actually pretty odd. SO I pray to Arceus (and maybe a Luvdisc) that my plan will work.

*THUD*

Yay~! It did! But maybe I should see if Morgan's ok... Nah! I think someone else will~!

I skipped to Lin and Korea. "Do you guys live up to your stereotypes~?"

"Well," Lin started. "It depends, aru. I do NOT work hard on math, nor am I a math nerd, aru!"

"Let's test it!" I wanna to see this! "If the speed of light triples, traveling across x amount of light hours would take how long?"

"Oh that's easy! 847893839786. 4638376483 light hours, aru." Lin answered.

"…" I stared. "And you're not a nerd, how?" Then I turned to see Morgan coming at me. "U-uh gotta go!" I ran as fast as Tornados. HELP ME SOMEONE! Then, Moon stopped Morgan and I ran faster to safety!

I pushed Canada onto Moon in her room where she was writing. I giggled and ran away, only peeking when I saw them kiss. I laughed and locked myself in the bathroom and fell asleep. I had woken up a few seconds later by Morgan.

"HELP! Someone help me!"

I decided to ignore it for a bit and quickly ran downstairs. A girl was hiding behind Morgan and Lin. She seemed familiar, somehow…

"Well, let's start with introductions, love. I'm England." The girl changed her shield. Moon introduced herself and I realized who the girl was.

The girl with the gold eyes.

The one from my past and my weird dream.

"I'm Kitty~!" If my dream was true, she shouldn't know me. I guess I scared her. We introduced ourselves and Acadia ended up running away.

"Ahhh! I don't wanna be raped!"

I skipped to Acadia. Time to test my theory~! "Acadia~!" She sighed.

"What?"

"Being that Acadia is such a mouthful, can I just call you Cadi~?" She started to get angry.

"NO." Her eyes weren't red yet.

"But why not~? It's cute~!" Her eyes finally turned red. Just like I thought. Then, Emily dragged me away. She glared at me and before she punched me, "Stop! I have more pictures of you and England kissing a few days ago!" She stopped mid punch and stalked away.

We ate dinner an hour later and Acadia was tearing up because there was fighting.

I stepped up. "We should listen to Cadi and-" She hit me! "Ow! Cadi- Eep! Stop hitting me Cadi! Ouch!"

After some more fighting, Morgan blew an air horn. "I'm in the mood for something sweet." She looked at the Mochis. "Who's willing to sacrifice their Mochi?"

Everyone ran to their Mochis.

"Not Yao! I'll kill you!"

"No! Hero must stay safe!" I cuddled my Mochi. "BURN THE WITCH!" I pointed to Russ.

"Go eat France!"

"Eh, you can eat him." Moon said. We stared at her. "What? I really don't care."

"Oh France Mochi~!" Morgan smiled evilly. "Time for a nice, hot, bath~!"

"MEEP!" The Frog Mochi ran, Morgan and me chasing after it. We eventually caught it and we all ate! Yum~! I ran into the wine cellar and got a hold of some wine. I ran with it and proposed a toast.

"All hail Arceus~!"

The rest of the night was spent being insane (more so than usual) and insanely drunk (which added to the insaneness).

I'm itching to write the next chapter. Itching! Must. Write!