Tifa: Yola! We're back! Ah... I feel drunk now...
Miss. Hour: Drunk?
Kori: She's on a sugar high... Anyway, incase you haven't noticed, Miss Hour is back on for this chapter! I know you guys're happy!
Miss. Hour: I'M STILL PISSED OFF!
Kori: We had a mess up with our pizza order.
Tifa: We tried to order pizza, you see but Little Ceasar's is stupid, and said we canceled the order when we didn't so Miss. Hour called them back, and
yelled at them, and now she's pissed.
Kori: So, now we're going to let her type her frustrations out. So, sorry if there's a whole bunch of swear words in here.
*whispers*
She's on her period.
{Little line thingy that we stopped putting here for some reason}
{See? See? The it is!}
{Yura's p.o.v}
{This is in honor of Miss. Hour who is scaring us a bit, right now. Tifa: She threw a book at me!}
"This is bullshit!" Yura cried, throwing her phone across the table. "Those Little Ceasar's people are on crack! I hate them and their stupid pizza-actually their pizza's pretty good, but I hate the people!"
"Yeah!" Ria yelled, knocking over her glass of strawberry milk with oranges on it.
"What're you drinking?" Mori asked, obviously completely ignoring the two rampaging girls.
Rynn glanced at her bottle before answering. "Skinny-dip beer. It's supposed to make you want to skinny di-"
"$10 minimum my ass!" Yura yelled, jumping up on the table, and breaking it in half.
Rynn was fast enough to grab her beer from the table, away from the danger. Glaring, Yura jumped down before flipping the chair over, and making the black haired girl land on the ground.
"I still got my beer!" Rynn yelled triumphantly, holding up the bottle as if it were a prize.
Yura grabbed it before chugging it down. "I'm gonna fucking kill them!" she yelled, throwing it against the wall.
Butler sighed. "I suppose I'm gonna have to clean that up, aren't I?"
Ria glanced over at him, and nodded. "Uh... yeah."
Sighing again, Butler moved towards the closet. "I'll go get the duster."
Yura smiled evilly, thinking about the last time Butler had been in there. He returned shortly after and bending down to sweep up the glass. Ria and Yura both leaned over to watch, as the three black haired kids went back to talking.
"Nice ass." Yura murmured.
"You're telling me." Ria breathed, before nervously glancing over at Forest who was glaring at her.
Suddenly the kitchen window smashed open and a mexican man with a mustache dressed in a Spider-Man costume and a sunbraro came crashing in.
"I am Spider-Man!" he yelled, in a Spanish accent. "Fear me, and give me all your money!"
Yura pulled out a baseball bat, making her way over to him and preceding to hit him with said bat.
"Stupid Little Ceasar's guy!" she cried, hitting him over the head like a pinata. "I did not cancel my order!" she gave the stupidly dressed Spider-Man-ish dressed dude a final smack on the head. He flew out giving a final "PUUUUUTAAAAAAAAAA!"
The doorbell suddenly rang.
Butler sighed loudly. "I'll get it."
The others followed closly behind him, he opened up the door to see a guy with a mustache and a sunbraro. He looked freakishllly familiar, but Yura couldn't quite place him.
"Um, hello, sir." Butler said. "How may I help you?"
"Do you have any cheetos?" the guy asked. He had a stupid look on his face. "Ohmigod! He's from Pizza Hut!" Rynn cried.
"Oh, good." Yura sighed. "If it was Little Ceasar's I'd have to kill him. So, you have pizza?"
"Um, no actual-"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she yelled, jumping on him.
"WAIT, I GOT PIZZA IN THE BACK!" the guy yelled after she'd shaken him for a while.
Yura ran to the door, ripping it off! She opened a box, it had green olives. "RAHHHH This HAS GREEN OLIVES!" She threw the box at his face sending him back. Grabbing all the boxes. "YOU BETTER
HAVE SODA!" She ripped off the door taking the soda and ripping off the cup holders. She ran back in side stomping on the pizza guy. Slamming the door behind him.
Throws the pizza on the table when the mexican Spider-Man breaks through the window screaming. "Guaqumole!" "Damn it Bitch!" Yura yelled, she grabbed the nearest kitchen knife throwing at him missing him cutting the rope instead. Then she charges after beating the living shit out him. Until he surrendered. "ALL RIGHT I SURRENDER!"He yelled.
"Allright." He swiped out a switch blade and flipped it out. "Hey I saw this out of a youtube video once!" She punched him grabbing the switch blade. "Stab one flesh wound Stab two death Stab three add lettuce tomatoe popcorn and you got you self a salad!" Yura snapped the switch blade and then switch blade throwing it at Mori! Hitting him in the shoulder.
"AHH!" Mori yelled. "AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH!" He screached.
"Got any Nachos?" Ria said. The mexican spider man ozzed guaqumole. Yura bent over licking the flesh wound. "Yeah...it is guaqumole..." Mori pulled out the knife, licking it tenderly. "Hmm..." Comtemplating for a moment he edged over to the dead guy. Biting into the guy. He pulled back in terror.
"HE IS Guaqulmole!" He screamed, then he the spider man melted. "SWEET Who wants Guaqulmole!" He scoops up the goop.
Then it turns back to dead guy. "AW! It seems Guaqulmole is a key term."He said. "Sweet." Mori smirked, before dipping his chip back into the guy.
"Wait, how did they do that?" Forest asked, taking a chip himself and dipping it in as well.
"It's an animation spell with food." Rynn explained.
"A what?" Ria asked.
"Remember that food fight that happened at school last year?" Rynn replied. "When I made the mountain out of mashed potatoes to protect us? Well, it's like that-only it's a more advanced one."
They finally noticed Butler standing in the doorway, a look of horror on his face. "I'm going to have to clean this up, aren't I?" he asked, before dropping to his knees and sobbing. "I hate my life..."
"Eh, whatever, man." Yura grumbled. "I'm gonna go put on some socks. You guys are all to weird for me."
"But you're the one who assulted the Mexican Spider-Man!" Ria yelled.
"Whatever, you're still weird."
{Little line thingy}
Tifa: Haha! That was a fun chapter to write, as you can tell, I'm kinda on a sugar rush! !
Kori: I think Miss. Hour finally worked off all of her frustrastions.
Miss. Hour: Yeah, I'm not pissed anymore after beating that Mexican Spider-Man.
Tifa: Yeah, you shouldn't be pissed after virtually taking down a Mexican Spider-Man who turned into Guacamole. It's a great stress reliever.
Kori: Might I just add that the whole Guacamole part was their idea, not mine. I'm just the messanger. Anywho, we're making this one contest like fanfic. You give us vague story ideas and then we
write hilarious one shots after it! So, look for that if you want to see your ideas in our words!
Miss. Hour: It should be interesting what they come up with!
