Now this is where things get interesting! Enjoy :D

WARNING: Avengers past Shenanigans, Domestic, Slash, things are getting hot in here!

"Dinner's ready!"shouted Harry from the kitchen"Someone dress the table!"

"On it!"shouted Johann, standing up.

"Plates are on the counter in the kitchen"replied Harry.

As he stood, the twins paused the movie. The Hunchback of Notre Dame was long gone and instead they had been watching Pocahontas. Johann entered the kitchen, gave an appreciative look at Harry's back—and backside— before taking the plates and cutlery on the counter and exiting to dress the table in the living room. Once he had dressed the table, Johann turned to watch as their fuming dishes floated out of the kitchen and land softly on the table.

"Magic is really amazing"muttered to himself Johann

"I know"said Harry, having heard him as he exited the kitchen"Sometimes I still can't believe it myself"

"Why?"

Harry's expression turned slightly sad.

"I didn't grow up thinking I was a wizard"replied the man

"How can you not grow up knowing this kind of thing?"asked Johann

Harry stayed silent.

"Kids! Dinner's ready!"shouted Harry, avoiding the question"And turn the TV off"

"But dad!"whined the kids

"One does not simply turn off the TV when a Disney movie is playing"said James in a deep voice.

"And one does not simply disobey a full grown daddy wizard"replied Harry in the same tone"Come on chipmunk, movie's not going to disappear"

James groaned but he still turned the TV off then walked with his sister toward the table and sat down.

"So, what did you end up making us?"asked Johann

"Beef, Lamb & Guinness Stew with vegetables, along with little meat and kidney pies and mince pies as for dessert…"Harry gave an enigmatic smile"You'll have to wait and see"

"You're no fun Dad!"said Lily, serving herself some vegetables and pies.

The twins served themselves and Harry served Johann before himself.

"Bon Appétit!"shouted the twins.

"Thanks"laughed Harry, digging in.

Johann inclined his head in thanks and dug in…And held back a moan of pleasure. Harry was one hell of a baker and he was an even better cook.

"Verdammt, dass verdammt köstlich ist!"said Johann

"I hope that was a compliment"joked Harry"German always sounds like a violent language"

"It was, it was"rassured Johann.

Harry gave him a smile and returned to his meal.

"So how was the meeting? Is everybody all right? Did you see Cap? And Uncle Tony? And Pepper?"

"Good but boring, yes, yes, yes, no"answered Harry each time Lily asked a question.

"What have you discussed off?"

"Just the usual, Avengers shit, why would they make us come this early, Tony and Cap bantering, wish I had brought more food as they actually bantered for an hour this time!"added Harry with a grin"Talked gizmos with Tones, managed to pull a prank on Clint, before the man actually shot an arrow at me in retaliation!"

"Sound like the Avengers are just a bunch of kids"commented Johann

"They are, we actually have a CARETAKER"added Harry"I believe it is the…"Harry cut himself and counted in his head"Thirteenth of this month"

Johann stopped eating, raised his head and looked oddly at the wizard.

"…Come again?"

Harry snickered.

"We hate our caretakers and we show it to them"Harry smile turned evil"So far, I'm the one who holds the record"

"Of what?"

"Of the highest number of caretakers I made quit"

The twins giggled darkly.

"Who was the one you actually transformed their tie into a living snake?"

"Ah! I don't remember, but I do remember she said something that was a low blow for Tones and I thought she would feel better knowing she was amongst her scally friend"said Harry"Between fork-tongued bitches, you know…"

Johann snickered.

"What else did you do?"

Harry thought about it.

"Well, one time I changed the appearance of one, transformed him into a rat then started playing with it, I changed the colour of the suit of one when I noticed he was an uptight arse, and I made one caretaker open a chest with a Boggart inside, it's a…"attempted to describe Harry before he was cut by Johann

"I read something about it" Johann looked down, a bit sheepish"While I waited for the kids to wake up, I borrowed a few books to read, and I stumbled on the one with all the magical creatures"

Johann saw Harry tense.

"Did I do something wrong?"asked Johann softly.

"No, no, not at all"replied Harry, shaking his head"It's just…I need to learn to trust back someone and if we are to be…"Harry moved his hand toward him then pointed at his person"You're going to learn about me, what I really am and…What I can possibly do"

Johann nodded slowly, sending a smile at the wizard.

"And what did the other Avengers do to their caretaker?"

Harry's morose aura left him and he snickered.

"Well, Clint mixed weird thing in the coffee of one, Tony hacked into one's phone to play an annoying music every times the man would open his mouth, Thor actually threw his hammer at one once! Then asked the man if he wanted to 'Come and spare among shields brothers!'"Harry tried to imitate Thor's booming voice"Nat and Sam ganged together and pulled pranks on one until she left the tower, covered in bright pink paint and in tears"

"Wh' 'bou' Cap?"asked Lily with her mouth full.

"Don't speak with your mouth full, pumpkin"reprimanded Harry"Of course Steve disapprove of us and what we do but he still hasn't made a move on warning or stopping us from our pranks"Harry stopped talking and looked up pensively"Maybe it has to do with the fact that I accidentally pranked him instead of the caretaker"

"What did you do?"asked Johann, trying to contain his excitement.

"I transformed Steve into a cute golden retriever when he threw himself in front of the current caretaker, Steve barked angrily at me for the whole day, demanding I change him back, Tony came and started petting while cooing at Steve and…"Harry started giggling

"What? What happened next?!"

Harry's giggles turned into laughter.

"Steve bit Tony's arse!"

Johann gaped at the wizard before laughing, followed by Harry then the twins. They stopped laughing but still giggled from time to time—Johann even had to rub the tears from his eyes.

"In the end, I transformed Steve back and the caretaker actually scolded Steve for what he did"

"Idiot!"commented Johann, giggling harder.

"Oh yes, Steve actually blew on the guy and let me tell you, when Captain America blows up, it's something you want to see, never knew Steve had that kind of mouth or even language"

Johann laughed again. It felt weird talking about his archenemy like this but not with Harry.

"Why so much hate for the caretakers?"asked Johann

Harry's look turned sombre.

"The Avengers had only one true caretaker"said Harry, looking at James then Lily—who paid them no attention"And we don't want anybody to replace him"

Johann gave him a solemn nod of acknowledgement.

"What's for dessert!?"shouted Lily

"Dessert! Dessert"burst James

"Wait a moment"reprimanded softly Harry"All the adults aren't finished"

"You talk too much"whined Lily

James then took on a raspy voice.

"We must staaarve"the boy whined in a perfect imitation of Gollum's voice.

Harry rolled his eyes and Johann looked at the kids fondly.

"Yes, you look like you're starving"replied sarcastically Harry, finishing his plate.

"We're dyiiiiiing"whined Lily

"Good, I can have your portion, then"replied Johann, also finishing his plate.

"NOOOOO!"

Johann laughed at the scared look the girl gave.

"Dad, he's being mean"whined Lily.

"You reap what you sow, Lils darling"replied Harry.

"Meanies!"

Harry snickered then stood up, waving his hand and the dirty plates and cutlery followed him into the kitchen and dessert plates replaced them on the table. Harry came back from the kitchen, followed by floating plates.

"So we have a pumpkin tart and tiny pumpkin tarts"a plate floated down before landing softly"Banoffee pie"another plate landed on the table"Two Cranachan for the adults"Two goblet landed on the table one before Harry's place and the other before him"And finally"Harry paused dramatically"Spotted Dick"The twins cheered and laughed.

'Spo-? WHAT?!'

Harry held back a laugh as Noah looked positively confused then shocked.

"…What?!"

"Spotted Dick"replied Harry, giggles shaking his body.

"…You're pulling my leg…"Johann frowned at the wizard who burst out laughing.

A plate landed in front of him, showing him a large a sponge cake spotted with fruit and covered with warm English Custard.

"This is a Spotted Dick"said casually Harry then smiled evil"What were you thinking of, Mister Smith?"

Feeling his cheeks colour, Johann glared at the wall while the twins laughed.

"Seriously, this is the name of this cake?!"asked Johann

"Yup!"Harry sat down and dug into his Cranachan

"You Tommies and your naming"muttered Johann

"And you Gerries and your missing sense of humour"joked Harry

"Touché"replied Johann, digging into his dessert and he emitted a pleasure groan"What is this thing called again?"

"Cranachan"replied Harry"It's made with cream, whiskey, honey, raspberries and whisky soaked toasted oatmeal"

"It's great"commented Johann, taking another bite.

"Can I have a taste?"asked James

"You're too young for alcohol"replied Harry.

Harry finished his Cranachan and piled his plate with a portion of pumpkin tart and one of Spotted Dick.

"Kids, left some Dick for Noah"Harry gave an evil smirk at the man and snickered when Johann chocked on a raspberry.

"You really intend to say that whenever you get the chance?"growled Johann

"Yup!"

"I hate you"

"I love you too, darling"Harry waved a hand and the last portion of Spotted Dick landed in his plate along with a portion of pumpkin tart.

"The kids sure have an appetite"commented Johann, watching as the kids gobbled pieces of food one after another rather quickly.

"Other Parent"drawled Harry as if it was the answer to anything, which ironically was.

'Hey! I don't eat that much!…At last I did not during WWII'Johann thought

"I'm done!"said James and Lily at the same time"Can we return to our movie?"

Harry smiled softly.

"Sure, but don't put the volume to high"

Just as Harry said that, the song 'Savages' started loudly then lowered.

"Little shits"growled fondly Harry

Johann gave him a snicker and finished his plate.

"Noah! Dad! Come and join us!"said Lily

"Alright, alright, give a second"replied Harry, piling little pumpkin tarts in his plate before waving his hand and the plates and cutlery floated into the kitchen and the table clothe cleaned itself.

"Magic has its advantages"commented Johann, sitting down on the couch.

Harry put a tart in his mouth and nodded with a noise, sitting down next to him, using him a little as a pillow. With a small smile, Johann passed an arm around the wizard's waist, making the wizard lean more on him.

"Comfy?"

Harry made a 'yes' noise and snuggled against him, as he watched the movie.

"Shh!"hissed James"We're watching the movie"

"Sorry"whispered Harry, placing another tart in his mouth.

Johann rolled his eyes and stole a pastry from Harry's plate, and Harry gave an indignant squawk.

"Mine"hissed Harry

"Nope"Johann bit the pastry with a smirk.

"Shhhh!"

Johann and Harry tried to giggle silently and Lily glared at them as she increased the volume slightly. Pocahontas ended and Tangled was next. By the time they had finished watching Atlantis, the twins were getting drowsy. Harry sat up and took out his wand.

"Tempus"whispered the man.

Smoke numbers escaped the wand before disappearing.

"Eleven twenty three"Harry stood up"Come on, pumpkins, time to go to bed"

The twins gave tired whines of protest making Harry shake his head and gently take a half-asleep James in his arms.

"I'll take Lily"whispered Johann as he saw Harry moving toward the redhead girl.

Harry nodded and walked into the corridor, tailed by Johann and a drowsy Lily. Harry opened the door on the right and entered. Johann followed and stared at the room. The room was large, painted in a light grey with moving dragons, knights and witches mounting brooms and flying around. On the ceiling was a starry night complete with a crescent moon lightening slightly the room.

'It's as if there is no ceiling!'thought Johann

"Charmed ceiling"whispered Harry coming next to him after he had tucked James in.

Johann handed him his daughter and Harry walked through a doorless doorway with a rainbow beaded curtain and Johann peeked inside, taking in the emerald green and silver walls with dragons, snakes and other mythological beasts of Lily's room, on the ceiling was a moving dragon, undulating like a snake and spitting fire from time to time.

"This is beautiful"whispered Johann.

Harry smiled as he tucked Lily then both exited the kids' bedroom.

"I love magic"said Johann.

"And here I thought you would profess your love to me and its just my magic"fake whined Harry.

Johann grabbed the wizard by the waist and kissed him soundly.

"How about that?"asked Johann

"It would take a little more than a kiss to redeem yourself to me"replied Harry, a bit breathless from the kiss.

Johann smirked.

"I've always liked a challenge"murmured Johann against the wizard's lips, brushing against them softly.

With a groan, Harry went to meet those lips but Johann moved his head away slightly, making the wizard growl at him.

"Bastard…"hissed Harry.

"My parents were actually married"replied Johann.

With a soundless roar, Harry captured Johann's lips and kissing, licking and nipping them. Johann laughed against the wizard's mouth and answered to the kiss.

"Nox"whispered Harry against Johann's lips and every lights in the house extinguished, living them kissing in the dark.

Blindly, they looked for the door leading to Harry's room, and they found it when he pushed Harry against it. Fumbling to open the door, Harry growled, whispered an unintelligible spell and the door opened and they nearly fell onto the ground when it did. Snickering against each of their lips, they started to undress. Johann broke the kiss to take off Harry's and his shirt. Lips locked again, Johann roamed his hands over the wizard's chest, back, side then behind, kneading the firm skin in his hands. Harry moaned against his lips then detached from them to suck on his neck. Johann gasped as Harry sucked on a sensitive spot. Gently, Harry pulled him toward the bed, falling on it as Harry's calves hit it. As their groins brushed, they moaned. Moving them slowly against each other, Johann latched his mouth on Harry's neck and sucked hard, leaving a nice red mark, he did it again a few inches lower, relishing in Harry's moans of pleasure. The wizard passed his arms around his back his nails digging into it as he nipped, kissed and sucked Harry's exposed neck.

"M…Mo…re"whimpered Harry

Johann made a low noise of acknowledgement, and started undoing the boy's trousers, growling when he had trouble pushing them down. Harry gave a laugh before lifting his hips, and Johann was able to pull down both trousers and underwear. He stopped his assault on Harry's neck to straighten and stare at the naked wizard below him, admiring the nearly hairless torso moving up and down and the erect penis that begged for attention. Harry blushed at Noah's intense stare and covered his body out of shyness and a bit of uneasiness.

"Don't hide"whispered Johann, grabbing gently the hands and holding them away"You're gorgeous"

"I'm not, really"whispered Harry

'You don't even know what my body has gone through with my relatives, the war and the pregnancy'thought bitter Harry

Johann shook his head negatively, covering the boy with his body.

"You are, Harry"whispered Johann into the wizard's ear"You're the most beautiful person I have seen in my life"

Harry felt his cheeks heat up and Johann kissed sweetly those lips. As the seconds passed, the kiss grew hotter and needier. Tongues mingled and danced, lips clashed and breaths ran out.

"Lube"growled Johann, taking off the rest of his clothes.

"I have better"breathed Harry, capturing Johann's lips.

Harry whispered a spell before grabbing Johann's hand and guiding it downward, to his entrance.

"Useful spell"commented Johann, noticing that Harry was prepared, lubed and ready for him.

Harry groaned and latched his lips onto Noah's, who grabbed him and sat them up without breaking the kiss. Harry felt the man's erection poke against his entrance and moaned in pleasure, his eyes closing to relish the moment. Lining himself to the wizard's puker, Johann was about to thrust when Harry violently pushed him away. Giving an angry growl, Johann was about to scream at the boy when he noticed Harry, huddled against the headboard, pale, shivering and his eyes wide in fear.

'Please, tell me he's not having a panic attack while we're at it!' complained Johann's mind.

"Harry? Harry"called softly Johann, crawling toward the boy"It's okay, it's me"

Harry stared unseeingly at him and uttered two words.

"Red Skull…"

Translation:
Verdammt, dass verdammt köstlich ist!-Damn, that's fucking delicious!