Me: Jesus, it's been a while!
L: I agree.
Mello: Same here. I miss all the Light-bashing.
Near: I agree as well.
Matt: Ditto.
Light: What are you guys talking about?! It's been a great month!
I grab a baseball bat and whack him with it.
Me: Now THAT felt good. Boy, it's been a long time.
Mello: What WERE you doing during that month since you've updated the story?
Me: Let's see...I rewrote Strange Circumstances, published 20 stories to my fictionpress account, updated The 8th Family, updated my Junjou story, and published the Loveless story I promised.
Mello: Wow. That's really good. 20 stories in one month.
Me: Thanks. But what mostly kept me away from the story was homework and writer's block.
Mello: Pfft. But I guess homework wasn't much of a factor in the equation.
Me: How so?
Mello: 20 stories in a month? Something tells me homework wasn't much of a priority then.
Me: Actually, most of the stories on there were written out of frustration and sadness. Plus I was already finished with homework when those were written.
Light: You?! Sad?! I didn't think someone like you could even understand sadness.
The atmosphere in the room darkens.
Light:U-uh...g-g-g-guys...w-what's g-g-g-going o-on?
Me(cold voice): What made you say that Light?
Light(shivering): W-w-well...
Me: Huh?
Light: W-w-well...would you look at the time? I'm late for my hair appointment. Bye!
Me: Aw hell no! You're not going anywhere Light!
I grab him by the collar before he leaves the room.
Light: HELP! SOMEBODY HE-
I snap my fingers.
He falls conscious.
Me: YO! MIKE!
Mike enters the room.
Mike: Yes, boss?
Me: GIVE LIGHT THE EL GRANDE!
Mike stops cold.
Mike: T-the E-el G-grande? A-are you sure?!
Me: Positive.
Mike: O-okay. But where should I perform it? The basement was renovated for the Junjou Romantica version of this story, remember?
Me: Yeah. I remember. That's why I'm having you do it in the garage.
Mike(swallows hard): He must have really pissed you off this time.
Me: Oh yeah.
He leaves the room with Light slung over his shoulder.
Me: Phew, now, while Light's in the garage, I'll introduce my new co-host for this lovely fanfic.
Me: ChocoholicBrunette14, please enter.
ChocoholicBrunette14 enters the rooms.
ChocoholicBrunette14: Shojen!
ChocoholicBrunette14 runs and glomps me.
Me: Gah!
I topple to the ground with ChocoholicBrunette14 on top of me.
Me: H-hi. Glad you could make it, CP.
CP: Thanks. I'm happy to be here.
Me: Um...can you please get off me.
CP: Oh sure.
We both get up from the floor.
L: So she's your new co-host.
Me: Yup.
L: For how long?
Me: One chapter.
CP: Mello!
She hands him about thirty pounds of chocolate bars.
Mello(wide-eyed): Wow. Thank you.
CP: No problem.
CP: Now (loads handgun) where's Light?
Matt: He's-
Me: -In the garage because he pissed me off.
CP: How badly?
Me: Enough to receive the El Grande.
CP: What's the El Grande?
Me: Come here and I'll show you.
I pull out my laptop and show her the video feed from the garage.
Michelle: For safety reason, I turned off the sound.
CP looks at the screen.
CP: Wow...
Michelle: Yup. I had to resort to extreme measures.
Screen: Light duck taped to a chair with headphones strapped to his head. In the background is a laptop with Rebecca Black's Friday playing non-stop.
CP: Shojen, I just have thing to say to you.
Me: Yes?
CP(glomps me again): YOU ARE AWESOME!
Me: Aww...I feel loved.
CP: So when can I shoot Light?
Me: When his punishment is over.
CP: Okay!
48 Hours Later...
CP: Is his punishment almost over?
Me: Yeah, just about.
Me(into walkie-talkie): Okay, Mike. you can release the pest.
Mike(from walkie-talkie): Sure boss.
Light enters the room, looking a little crazy.
CP runs over to him and pins him against the wall.
CP(with gun to Light's head): Okay you piece of crap. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't put a bullet through your head for telling Rem to kill L just to save that idiot Misa?
Light: U-uh...um...
CP: No reason? Okay.
CP pulls the trigger.
Light falls over.
Me: YES! LIGHTBULB'S FINALLY DE-
Light: I'm not dead you idiot!
Me: WHAT?!
Light: Remember the last episode/chapter?
Me:...oh...GODDAMN IT!
CP: What? What just happened?
Me: Since Light died in the series, he can't be killed because he's alright dead. Damn it!
CP: Oh, so the only people in this room who can be killed are-
Me: -You, myself and Near.
Light: HA! I got you, shojen! Woho-OW!
Me(holding missile launcher from last chapter): Shut up Light.
Me: Okay. I'm done with this chapter.
Everyone: WHAT?! ALREADY?! SO SOON?!
Me: Yup.
Light: Yes!
I bang in the head with a metal pipe.
Me: But I do have an announcement to make.
Everyone: Okay.
Me: To my readers, I have put up a poll on my profile concerning this story. Please, please please vote on it. It's essential that you do.
CP: Is that it?
Me: Yup.
CP: Okay, I guess I'll be going now.
Me: Okay.
I hug her.
Me: Thanks for coming. It was a lot of fun.
CP: Thanks for having me!
CP turns to Light and shoot him again with her handgun.
CP: Man, that felt good.
She turns to Mello and gives him about 60 pounds of chocolate bars.
CP: Here you go Mello.
CP: Bye!
Me: Bye!
She leaves the room.
Me: Okay I guess I better end the chap-
L: Not so fast.
Me: Huh?
L: Didn't you forget something?
Me: Like what?
L: The disclaimer?
Me: Oh shit! You're right! Thanks, Lawliet.
L: No problem.
Me(clears throat): I, Shojen12, do not own Death Note or its characters...yet...*sigh* Aw, who am I kidding? I'll never own Death Note. Happy now?
L: yes.
Me: Adios, mi readers. Remember to review at the bottom and to vote on the poll.
Me: Bye!