Authors note:

Sorry I haven't posted for some time, end of school year is always busy but as it is summer holidays I shall update more regularly! (hopefully!)

Disclaimer:

Stephenie Meyer is the owner of all things wonderful about twilight!

EPOV:

50 plastic dinosaurs in assorted colours, 60 scalextric cars, 4 bumper packs of multicoloured plasticine, many buzzers and batteries and multiple lengths of copper wire and solder iron.

The Newton Crackdown plan was set to go ahead this afternoon. With assistance from Rosalie we would surely be able to annoy the hell out of Mike with minimal disturbance to those around us. Can you believe that the nurses in the end had to clear up his rotten egg mess whilst they could have been assisting patients?

I smirked again as the shopkeeper asked Emmett "Is that all sir?" In a quite distant way before summoning his gawky assistant to carry some of Emmett's enormous bags that he seemed to be 'struggling' with. Well then again not many humans could carry that quantity of shopping and I doubt the shop assistant with his puny muscles was particularly helpful but at least it wasn't suspicious, which was sort of the point.

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Rosalie smiled as she sent the last scalextric car whizzing down the production line where Bella was sticking the dinosaurs on top using the plasticine, apparently too slowly for Jasper who was desperate to speed her up with assistance from his deft fingers, however true to form as always Bella remained obstinate and squished a green dinosaur on in a very satisfied way. Alice attached the modified buzzers and the production line came to a close, Emmett still complaining that his job, ruled to be watchman, Rosalie was too afraid he would break something. Gentle is not a look that Emmett goes for well it does have to be said!

"Ok team, Operation eat Newton is Go Go Go!" Rosalie remarked, and we all laughed as a look of shock and horror came across Bella's face. Alice tutted and told Bella 'you should have got used to all this!' causing her to blush fruitfully as we all turned towards her again.

After loading the modified cars into cardboard boxes at 'inhuman' speed we marched down the corridor much to the approval of the nurses, some of whom were getting a little flushed as we strolled by, not helped by Emmett's winking and gesturing teamed with Jasper's lustful emotions flying.

We soon reached the office where Mike was 'working' It was relatively deserted around so after handing out inconspicuous earplugs to the few younger people that were loitering in the physiotherapy outpatients block, we were ready to go.

We lined up all the cars in the corridor, all primed to go off at different times and fiendishly difficult to switch off when they did. I let Bella do the honours and she fumbled with the start button, her oversized ear defenders falling down her back as she did so. We all jumped as a shrieking wail was omitted and the car started to go mad, racing about like a mad man (or car).

In time, this starter car should bump into all the others that were strategically placed and set them off as well, the beauty of this plan was that it would only be audibly available and detectable by young ears as the sounds were too high so no-one else would be disturbed thanks to the charitable donation from us of earplugs to the young!

A second and third car started up, wailing and whizzing about with the aesthetically pleasing but not particularly necessary dinosaurs on top! The noise to teenage unprotected human ears must have been topping unbearable now and we did not want to be on the receiving end of Newton's wrath that would occur later. We made off to head away from the area.

Suddenly Alice paled; bearing in mind vampires can't, and ran into a protective stance over Bella. "I didn't realise the building was so structurally unsound..." The others looked to me for guidance but I could only stare in horror at the visibly shaking ceiling and large cracks that began to appear up the wall. An ominous creaking sound was heard...

End Notes:

I actually know where this is now heading so shall try to post soonish and be amazing for once!

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