Tyler POV
"Um, hi, I'm Tyler" I nervously responded.
"Romans, you may resume your regular schedule, but Dakota, stay here," announced Reyna. When some Romans went very slowly, Samuel snarled, "Now!"
"Dakota, go show this kid around, go!"barked Samuel. A flash of annoyance flashed across Reyna's face, but it quickly disappeared. I followed Dakota into the Fort.
"So, this is Camp Jupiter."
"These are the forges, and that's the Principia." I marveled at the magnificent structures.
"Those are the barracks, the 1st cohort's barracks are over there." He pointed at a magnificent structure.
"That's the 2nd cohort barracks." Dakota pointed at another magnificent building.
"The 3rd cohort." He pointed at a moderate building.
"The 4th," Dakota pointed at a moderate structure.
"And finally, the 5th, where I go to." He pointed at a small, run-down building.
"And that's Camp Jupiter, come on, let's go to New Rome."
"New Rome?"I asked.
"Yep, the New Rome!"He pointed to the glittering city a mile down the road.
"Wow!"I marveled at the city. Dakota smiled.
"How long did it take to build this?"
"Oh, around three or four days."
"Four days! You're joking, right?"
"Nope, I'm not, New Rome was built in 4 days!
"Cool."
"Those are the baths, you haven't lived until you've had a Roman bath!"
"Okay, I'll look forward to it!"
"Come on, let's go over to Temple Hill."
"That's the temple of Bellona, Reyna's mom."
"K"
"That's the temple of Mars Ultor, and that's the temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus. BOOOM! Lightning flashed. Jupiter, lightning, car, struck, deaf, killed, mom. Jupiter had killed my mom. My eyes narrowed, he would have to pay for that, I know it's dumb to have resentment towards a god, but I did it anyway.
"For a new recruit, we have to go to Octavian to get the auguries." He said the name Octavian as if it were a piece of trass.
"Is Octavian mean or something?"
"No, he's not mean."
"K"
"He's evil!"
"Oookay."
"He blackmails everyone!"
"He murders cute, little teddy-bears!"
"Um, Dakota." Dakota flushed red with embarrassment.
"Um, not that I sleep with one name Charles every night!"
"Not that I feed and play with him!"
"Really, why do I not believe you?"If someone could turn redder than what he was like before, Dakota could.
"Let's just get to Octavian now, quickly." BOOOM! Thunder flashed again, stirring resentment in my heart.
"Give me a stuffed animal!"
"I don't have one!"I exclaimed.
"Me neither!"shouted Dakota.
"Mmmmhmmmmm, what's that!"shouted Octavian as he grabbed a teddy bear from Dakota's pocket.
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo! Not Charles! I'll murder you Octavian!"
"Tut, tut, piece of CENSORED!"
"Yaaaggghhhhhhhh!"Dakota charged with his sword drawn.
"Tut,tut!" Octavian pointed at Dakota, and a bolt of red lightning came streaking from the statue of Jupiter Optimus Maximus. BOOOM! Dakota fell down dazed.
Octavian then produced a teddy bear with a fancy handmade hat, handmade overalls with the word CHARLES etched on it, and a small brown pair of loafers.
Third Person….
Octavian then produced his knife and slashed the teddy bear to pieces.
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Dakota burst into tears. Octavian then turned to Tyler, "I have read the entrails!"
"The omens are horrible!"
"No, it can't be!"
"Guards ,kill him!"screeched Octavian. Before the guards could get there yet, they were pushed off the hill by the flood of tears. All of them fell and died, the earth flooded and all of mankind was destroyed.
The End… I hope you hated the book! Special thanks to no one! I hate you guys!
A:N =D Hahahahahaha! Couldn't any of you tell that I was joking? I hope most of you were shocked and filled with disbelief! =D
Here's how it REALLY goes-
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!"
Dakota burst into tears.
Octavian then turned to me and announced, "I have read the entrails!"
"You may join the legion, also it either says, His person is a fiend, or This Person is your friend, I'm thinking it's the 2nd one, welcome to the Legion!
So! They did not die! Mankind was not destroyed, and this is NOT the end. Hope you enjoyed the laugh! Special thanks to percabethforever2511! Enjoy!