Please don't say anything about the age, I'm confused myself..
-Narrator POV-
Another two years had passed, and Soushi and Kakashi turned 16. They performed excellently in ANBU, earning praises from everyone. They had never failed a mission before, and all the mission they took were S-ranked missions. The both of them were then wide-known in Konoha's ANBU as 'Mission Maniacs'. Of course, Kakashi used his Sharingan, and became known as 'Kakashi of the Sharingan'. As for Soushi, he is very skilled in swordsmanship, and had also made his mark in the Bingo Book of other villages.
And as mentioned before, Soushi wooed Yuki during the two years, only to get rejected every single time. This became a joke for the others, but Soushi persisted nonetheless. Oh, I almost forgot. Soushi and Kakashi got their fair share of fangirls, and he finally understood what Kakashi meant the other day. Fangirls are okay, but persistent fangirls are absolutely creepy.
Also, both Soushi and Yuki didn't stop for the look of keys, and they collected a few more. The Golden Keys that Yuki owns now are: Aquarius, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Aries, and Genmini.
Itachi was exceptionally clingy towards both Soushi and Yuki, despite being a 5-years-old. He had tried to be the matchmaker for the first year, and obviously, he failed miserably. Yuki finally cannot take it anymore, and told Itachi the truth. His expression was priceless, and the three of them had a good laugh for a few days after that.
Tsunade had left the village with Shizune sometime in the first year, because she was planning to leave the village before. Is she didn't meet Yuki, she would have already left the village 4 years ago. Why did she leave the village? She was fed up with the high-ups, so she escaped the village. Yuki is the only one who is still in constant contact with Tsunade, because of Katsuya.
-Yuki POV-
"Happy 16th birthday, Yuki!" Party poppers were then pulled at my party. My friends cheered as a big birthday cake was put on the table in front of me.
"Yuki, will you finally accept my love?" Soushi then appeared out of nowhere, with a bonquet of rose in his hands. I switched places with Soushi for today, meaning that the Soushi before me is my bunshin. Giggles were then heard as this became a common practice for the both of us everyday.
"Will you stop bothering me if I say yes?" I eyed him wearily, and his eyes sparkled as gasps were heard in the crowd. This had been the first time that I actually give an answer other than 'no', and the rest know that they have a good show coming on.
"Yes I will." Soushi then promised, and I thought I saw Kakashi's face darken. Must be the lights.. An eerie silence then appeared as I pretend to consider his option. My friends all held their breaths, and I finally shook my head. Soushi then anime fell, and I rolled my eyes. "BUT WHY!" He screamed after he got up. "I'm true to you! I won't cheat on you! I'll treat you as my one and only!"
"Because," I said as I stood up and walked to Kurenai. "I'm a lesbian." I then kissed her cheeks, and she flushed bright red immediately. All of their jaws dropped at this sight, and I smiled slightly. "Nah, I'm kidding. I'm straight. Do any of you want me to prove it?" All of the guys then took a few steps back, except Soushi and Kakashi.
"ME!" Soushi then ran towards me, and I pinned him to the ground.
"I-YA-DA. You're annoying." I sat down on his body, not letting him move. "And Kakashi, you're no fun at all." I stuck out my tongue at him, and he rolled his eye. He had covered up his Sharingan with his hitai-ate, and is wearing a normal tee-shirt and a pair of jeans.
"Err I think you should cut the cake, Yuki.." Kurenai then said timidly, and I finally got up of Soushi, and pulled Kurenai's hand. She struggled slightly, and I rolled my eyes. "Do I have to kiss someone to prove that I'm straight, Kurenai?" She blushed again and shook her head. I then felt someone staring at me, and it turned out to be Asuma. I then thought of a fabulous idea. I walked towards Asuma, with Kurenai following behind me, and I put her hand in Asuma's. "You may now kiss the bride." I announced solemnly, and the both of the went crimson when cheers erupted from the crowd.
"Stop messing around and cut the cake, Yuki. We don't have all day." Kakashi then pulled me back to my cake, and I sighed.
"This is also youthful!" Guy then screamed suddenly, and everyone laughed.
"Yuki-chan, Soushi wants cake!" Soushi then flopped down beside me, and gave me the puppy dog look. Kakashi's grip on my hand then tightened for a second, before returning back to normal. I gave Kakashi a quizzing look, but he looked away and let go.
"Make a wish before blowing out the candles." Iruka then gave me a happy smile. I then complied and blew the candles after a few seconds. "Cut the cake!" He then handed me the knife, and I cutted the cake before handing it out to everyone.
"What wish did you make?" Anko then asked me, and I rubbed her hair, earning a complain.
"That's for me to know, and you to find out, Anko-chan." I smiled at her and she pouted.
"Stingy!"
"YUKI!" Someone then jumped and clinged on my dress. "Happy birthday, Yuki-nee-san. I mish you." Itachi then looked up at me, and I got him to sit down next to me, after kicking Soushi out. "Ah, oka-san's present! Here you go!" He then handed me a small box, and beamed brightly at me. I then took it and opened it, to find Libra's key. I covered up my shocked look immediately and closed the box.
"Thank you, Itachi-chan." I rubbed his hair, and he hugged me.
"I know that nee-chan ish collecting thesh, so I asked oka-san to buy it as nee-chan's present!" Itachi waved his hands around as he told me, and I kissed his cheeks.
"Arigatou, Itachi-chan. This means a lot to me. Do you want cake?" His eyes then brightened up as he nodded excitedly, and I fed him.
"Itachi isn't a kid anymore! I can feed myself!" Itachi then took the fork from me, and I watched amusedly as he ate.
"Hora, ahh." I took another fork and raised a small piece of cake to his mouth, and he opened up and took it in. His face then flushed red, realising what I had done. "Hai hai. Itachi-chan can feed himself." I finally took a bite out of my piece, and it tastes okay. I don't like it, but I don't hate it either.
"Yuki~ Can you feed me too?" Soushi then closed his eyes and opened his mouth, and I sweat dropped. I then saw Guy plop a piece of cake into Soushi's mouth, and he opened his eyes immediately. He gagged when he saw that it was Guy, and I covered my mouth to stop myself from laughing. Oh dear.. My poor bunshin.. When I release it I'd probably get the same trauma.. Better prepare myself before releasing it. I just hope that it don't release itself as a prank to me..
I then drank from my cup to calm myself down, but it doesn't taste like water, and I frowned slightly when I realised what it was. Oh shit. Who changed the drinks. Itachi can't drink this. Fugaku will freaking kill me, like he always tried to. "Nee-chan.. Itachi ish sleepy.." Itachi then yawned and rubbed his eyes, and I saw that he finished all his cake.
"Hai hai. Nee-chan will send Itachi-chan home now, okay?" I rubbed his head, and he nodded sleepily as I put my hand on one key. "Open! The Gate of the Maiden, Virgo!"
"What are your orders, hime-sama." Virgo then appeared and bowed to me.
"WILL YOU MARRY ME!" Soushi then jumped in from nowhere, and his face was red.
"You're drunk. Go the hell home." I then gave him a look, and he nodded.
"I'm going back now! Bye bye everyone!" He shouted and 'poofed', making everyone think that he did the teleportation jutsu. I moaned slightly as his memories crashed with mine, and I groaned slightly as I got a bit tipsy.
"Stupid Soushi.." I muttered as I shook my head slightly to focus. "Virgo, please get Itachi-chan back to his house. Make sure to hand him to Mikoto-san personally." I emphasized the last word, and she nodded.
"I understand, hime-sama." Virgo then bowed again and took Itachi from me.
"Well, this certainly isn't water.." Kakashi swirled the liquid in his glass and looked at me.
"It's sake.. I might murder the person who switched the drinks, depending on who he or she is.." I growled and downed my drink in frustration. "Most of the people here ain't even legal. Oh kami, look at Iruka.." I face-palmed when I saw what Iruka was doing. He stripped his shirt, and was only wearing his pants. He then stood on top of some crates, and began singing and dancing.
"That's.. interesting." Kakashi then drank through his mask. "This doesn't taste bad.." He then went to get two bottles, and handed me one of it. I took it and muttered a thank you.
"Stupid Soushi.. He freaking drank too much.." I placed the sake on the table and groaned. Kakashi then gave me an amused look. "Ahh.. Forget it.. I'm going to get drunk tonight." I looked at the rest of my friends and said. Guy stuck two chopsticks that he got from somewhere in his nostrils and placed the other ends in his mouth (Photo provided), and Asuma was already down.
"You're right. It's not like we'll get to relax after today, with all those crappy missions." Kakashi then drank again, and I could see that his face got a bit red. I then drank straight from the bottle, savouring the taste.
"Perhaps I should thank the person who switched the drink after all.." I mused and laughed.
"You should laugh more.. You look pretty when you laugh.." Kakashi slurred, and stood up to sit down next to me. I rolled my eyes and drank more, my vision already getting blurry.
"I shoulda go back now.. Minato-sensei and oka-san might get worried.." I giggled slightly as I tried to push pass Kakashi, but he grabbed my hand. "Whaddaya want.. I wanna go home.. Hangovers are bad for your health.."
"No.. Not yet.. You're coming with me.." Kakashi stumbled when he stood up, and pulled me after him. I then tripped over Asuma, and I fell, but Kakashi caught me just in time. "Clumsy Yuki.." He muttered and pulled me after him again.
"Where're we going..?" I asked him, but he didn't reply. Oh kami.. I'm officially drunk at the age of 16.. That was my last thought before my consciousness slipped away, and my body acted on its own accord.
I woke up with a groan. "Fuck hangovers.. How did Tsunade-sensei deal with them anyway.." I opened my eyes slowly, and found out that I'm in an unfamiliar place. "What the fuck.. Where the fuck am I.." I moved my lower body, and a searing pain hit me. "FUCK!" I growled, then I realised that I was naked. "Oh shit. Shit shit shit." I blocked the nerves that transport pain and got up from the bed. And I saw. A blooming red flower on the bedsheet.
"I never thought that my first time would be when I'm drunk.." I ran a hand through my hair, depressed. "Fuck.. I'm getting a bath.." I looked at my clothes on the floor, and found out that they're in tatters. "Whatever.. I'm at Kage level now anyways.." I walked to the bathroom at the side of the room and locked the door behind me, before running the waters. I then got in the bathtub absent-mindedly, and unblocked my nerves. "Fuuuuuuu.." I gritted my teerh as I checked my body.
There are bruises all over, and I found a few love bites here and there. "Bite marks?! What the heck?!" I double-checked my arm to make sure. "Whoever he is.. He must have had a lot of fun last night." I laughed bitterly, before healing myself. "Uchiha Yuki.. Didn't you learn enough lessons when living with that guy already..? How could you let your guard down..? Guys.. They only want to take advantage of you.." Tears streamed down my face as I talked to myself in a monotone voice.
"You're more pessimistic than Kurama, kid.. Oh, Kurama is the kyuubi, if you don't know. I don't know how to comfort you, but I think that you should let bygones be bygones.. And the both of you were influenced by alcohol last night. It isn't entirely anyone's fault." An amused voice then sounded in my head, and the seal appeared on my stomach and glowed.
"Y-You were watching?!" I then felt my face flush red. Oh, come on. Who would be happy if they found out that they got peeked at when they're.. You know.
Isobu then laughed. "I'm sealed inside you, kid. I see everything you see. And I have to correct you, the both of you had fun, not him only. You're more wild than him last night." I buried half of my face under the water, my cheeks burning red. "And I have to admit, that boy ishandsome." Isobu then continued with a chuckle.
I then concentrated on my seal, and I appeared at a beach. "Wow. I didn't thought that it would be like this." I commented as I mentally compared Isobu's space with Kurama's. Yup. Such a big difference. I then saw Isobu in the sea, swimming freely. "You look like you're having fun. Who's the guy?"
"You'll see.. You're in his house, by the way. And your mental space is awesome. I've never seen a place so wide in all of those who held me before. How did someone who suffered your treatment manage to some up with such a sunny space anyway?" Isobu then came near the shore, and the waves produced lapped at my feet.
"I need a place where I could escape reality for a while, don't I? Being here," I gestured to the beach, "makes me feel happy. Then I have to get tossed back to reality afterwards."
"I'm surprised that you're still sane." Isobu then commented. "Join me for a swim?"
"Gladly." I then jumped into the sea and lazed around. "And I'm not sane. I just know how to pretend that I am."
"Yup. I definitely like you, kid." Isobu then chuckled. "I think you might want to go back now, the boy is waiting for you to wake up."
"Hmm okay. I'll see you next time then." I then exited the space, and blew bubbles in the water before getting out. The excruciating pain is more or less bearable now, but the way I walk will be strange, unless I walk slowly. "Now then. Towel and clothes.." I sliced open the space beside me and took those things out.
I'm going to explain Kage level over here. There are about three levels when it comes to 'Kage'. For the lowest level, you have to know how to manipulate the space-time continuum, and have basic mastery in it. For example, Minato's Flying Thunder God Jutsu. The second level is when you have intermediate mastery. Meaning, using of space-time jutsus with little help from outer objects. A person has to understand how space works, and put it in practical use. The third level is when you have complete mastery over space, which is making the space that you're in into your own territory. To put it simply, you're the boss of the area. You make the rules, and you're more powerful when you claim the place as your territory, because you can add buffs to yourself.
I got dressed slowly, and looked at myself in the mirror. "Okay. No more marks now." I checked my neck and my arms, and nodded to myself. Then I went out, and gathered my torn clothes. "Such a waste.." I muttered as I burned them. Kushina is definitely going to get angry at me, but I'm sure I can come up with something. Hopefully.
I then looked at the bedroom door, conflicted. Isobu didn't tell me who the person is, but I could roughly get a guess, and I really hope that it isn't him. I composed myself and took a deep breath before opening the door. I then saw him sitting on the couch in the living room, looking remorseful.
"Err.. Hi.." He then looked up, and panic flashed on his face. Then I realised. Kakashi isn't wearing his mask. Or his shirt. He's just in a pair of boxers. Oh. My. God..I silently squealed to myself, before I realised that he's also covered in.. You know what I mean.
I walked behind him, and winced slightly when I saw the scratch marks on his back. I then placed a hand on his back, and he relaxed slightly after he realise what I was doing. I went to his front after I'm done with his back, and I hoped that he didn't notice my blush.
"I'm sorry..!" He blurted out suddenly during the healing. "I didn't mean to.." I then gave him a look before continuing, and he quietened down immediately.
"Whatever.. It happened already, didn't it.." I said after a while. "Don't worry.. I don't need you to bear responsibility.."
"Eh..?! But-"
"I said it's okay.." I then got up, the healing finished. "I'll get going then.." Kakashi grabbed my hand tightly when I turned to leave. "Just.. Just leave me alone for now.." His grip loosened slightly, and I left his house, making sure that no one saw me in the process.
Not knowing where to go, I went to Training Ground 55 again. I couldn't bear going to the cemetery, and Kakashi frequents the memorial stone in Training Ground 3. I laid on the boulder, watching the clouds float by.
"There you are! Yondaime-sama was worried about you, you know?" A soft voice then broke the silence.
"Gomen.. I wandered somewhere when I was drunk, I think.. Did anything happened between you and Asuma?" I replied without getting up, and I heard someone climb up the boulder.
"Wh-What are you talking about, Yuki?!" A red face then hovered above mine, and she looked embarrassed. "Anyway, Yondaime-sama has been looking for you everywhere. I think you should go to him now. He also wants to see Soushi. Do you know where he is?"
"Hai Hai. See you later then, Kurenai. I'll call Soushi on my way." I got up and rubbed her head before going, ignoring her protests. "Should be another mission or something.. But why does he need the both of us..?" The village then came into view, and I climbed on the rooftop.
"Hi, sensei." I opened the window and jumped in. Then, I saw Minato sweat drop.
"Couldn't you use the door?"
"I thought that it was urgent, the way Kurenai phrased it." I then shrugged. "So I took the fastest route." Minato then ran a hand through his wild hair and sighed.
"I give up.. Where's Soushi?" I rolled my eyes and did the kage bunshin. "Right.. I forgot.. Yuki-chan, do you have a split persoonality or something?" I then stuck out my tongue at him. "Ahem.. I need the three of you for a mission." Then I noticed. Kakashi was also in the room. He was peeking at me, then looked away when I took notice of him.
"What mission, sensei?" Kakashi asked, trying to divert my attention.
"I need you three to deliver the resources to Sunagakure, to thank them for their help during the war."
"In other words, show them that we're still awesome and we can kick their asses anytime, so that they wouldn't try to go back on the treaty." Soushi finished up and I wacked his head.
"You don't have to say it out.. Everyone knows it by heart.." Minato then sweat dropped again at my words. "So we deliver the resources and stay there for a few days before coming back, right?"
"Yeah." Minato then nodded. "But be careful. There are ninjas who wants to break the treaty between the two villages, and they might steal the resources."
"Mah, I'll acknowledge that they're gutsy if they try." I twirled my key ring and the keys jangled.
"The carts will be prepared in one hour, be at the gates by then. You three are leading the team." Minato continued, ignoring my comment. Kakashi then turned to leave the room, and I smirked.
"Sensei, when I'm at Sunagakure, gambatte~ Nobody would be at home to disturb you at night~" Kakashi stumbled, then walked out of the room quickly, and Minato's face turned into an interesting shade of red. "Don't be embarrassed~ This is my duty as a medical ninja and your daughter~ I'll go prepare oka-san for you then, Minato-sensei~" I then jumped out of the window, preparing myself for his reaction.
"YUKI!" Minato roared from his office, and I laughed on the streets.
"What's so funny, Yuki?" Asuma walked to me and asked. The gang was behind him, and they looked at me curiously too. "I think you made Yondaime-sama angry."
"It's nothing." I waved it off. "He's sending me to Sunagakure for a mission because he wants to.. have a baby without anyone disturbing him, which I do frequently." Their faces then turned red, and I shouted up. "GET YOUR FAT ASS DOWN HERE, SOUSHI. WE'RE LEAVING!"
"Gomen gomen~ Let's go now, Yuki-chan~" Soushi then walked out of the building, and stood beside me. "He asked me where I went last night, I told him that someone switched the drinks for the party, and you almost dropped off the Hokage monument. Isobu then took over your body and got you somewhere safe, and you woke up on the boulder in Training Ground 55." Soushi whispered into my ear.
"Why the hell do you need to say that I almost fell off the monument?!" I hissed back.
"Danzo is trying to get me into Root, and I'm trying my best to stay here. I thought you would have seen that memory when you disperse me."
"Let's go." I pulled him behind me, and he usd his spare hand to wave goodye to the crew. "I don't see how those two link, Soushi."
"Yondaime-sama was going to give in to Danzo, then I reminded him about Isobu. You'll be turned into an emotionless killing machine if you're in Root, Yuki. Remember what happened to Sai."
"I guess that's true, since you're me anyway.." I said half-heartedly as I opened the door. "I'm back!"
"Yuki-chan! Where had you been!" Kushina came out of the kitchen and exclaimed, ignoring Soushi.
"Minato-sensei just assigned us to the delivery of resources to Sunagakure, we're leaving in.. around half an hour."
"Eh?! But there're ninjas who specialises in those stuff. Why you?"
"He wants to make his own baby." I said as I went to the refrigerator to grab an apple.
"EH?!" Kushina's face turned red immediately, and I could practically see steam emitting from her ears.
"He didn't say that, but I figured it out. The trip to Sunagakure is gonna take about one week, and we have to stay there for two to three days, so we'll be back in Konohagakure after two weeks." Soushi then continued, and I nodded my head.
"So, that means that he'll have two weeks to do it without our interruption." I finished with a flourish, and Kushina's face turned into an even deeper shade of red. "So, I'm going to prepare you for tonight, oka-san."
"I think I know why Minato howled your name just now.." Kushina covered her face and moaned.
"Mah, I'm a qualified medical ninja. You don't have to worry." I then grinned. "Go take a bath now, oka-san. Soushi just finished running the water, and we're going to get you in tip-top condition." I pushed a flabbergasted Kushina towards the bathroom, and Soushi gave me a thumbs up when he exited the bathroom.
"I'll take care of the pesky insects.. Who are they to spy on Yondaime-sama's wife and daughter anyway..?" Soushi smiled slyly, and I hi-fived him.
"You got that right. After all, the ones responsible for our safety are you and Kakashi. Try not to make any noises. I don't want oka-san to be unhappy on her 'big day'." I yawned as I heard the sound of splashing water.
"I'll try my best, big boss. No promises though." Soushi then changed into his youkai form and went outside the house.
"Oh man. Root's in for a really big gift. I wonder if Yamato, no, Kinoe is in the team.. You can kill the rest, but if he's there, leave him alone. I kinda like him from the series." I made a bunshin and dispersed it, knowing that Soushi will get my message. "Ah, I have to lay out oka-san's dress!" I hit a fist again my palm and rushed to their bedroom.
"Dress.. Dress.. Dress.. No nice dress?!" I pouted slightly when I found out that all Kushina has are her normal home dress and her mission clothes. "Damn.. I NEED A FREAKING DRESS!" I rubbed my hair in frustration, then I remembered that Virgo got Lucy and Natsu their clothes. "Open! The Gate of the Maiden, Virgo!"
"What do you want, hime-sama?" Virgo then appeared in her standard bow.
"Can you bring me a dress from the Celestial World? Something.. Elegant and sexy at the same time. It's oka-san's big night tonight." I said, and she nodded.
"I understand, hime-sama." Virgo then bowed. "Anything else?"
"Umm.. Accessories as you deem fit."
"I understand. I will be back shortly." Virgo then disappeared and I rumaged Kushina's dressing table for cosmetics. "Hime-sama, is this okay?" She appeared shortly with an extravagant low cut dress, and a pair of earrings and a necklace.
"It's perfect! Thank you! I'll return it to you when I come back from Sunagakure." I smiled and took them from Virgo, and she bowed again before going back to the Celestial World. "Oka-san, are you finished yet? I laid out your dress for you!" I went out of the bedroom and knocked the bathroom door, and a muffled reply was heard. The door opened soon after, and Kushina stood with a towel around her body and her hair.
"Wha-" I pulled her into her room and settled her down in front of her dressing table.
"Open! The Gate of the Giant Crab, Cancer!" I waved my key and Cancer appeared.
"What kind of hairstyle would you like today? -ebi" Cancer then snipped his scissors, and Kushina's shocked face was impressive.
"Something that goes with that dress, Cancer." I pointed to the dress laying on the bed as Cancer took off the towel on Kushina's hair.
"I understand, Yuki-chan." Cancer then started on his work, and I sat on the bed, bored. Then, I studied the dress. It is wine red, and like I said, low cut. The dress is a mermaid dress, and there are layered ruffles at the bottom part of the dress. (Image provided, blue change to red) The earrings are dangle earrings, and there is a red coloured tear-drop shape gem at the end of each earring. The necklace is a single silver chain, with a bright red heart-shaped pendant. Awesome. Oka-san's eye colour will stand out. "Yuki-chan, I'm done."
"Thank you, Cancer." He snipped his scissors again and went back, and I took a good look at Kushina. "You look beautiful! Now change!" I pointed to the dress on the bed and the accessories on the table. "I'll do your make up later." I then exited the room and went to the kitchen, where Soushi is already working.
"Yo. Done?" He turned around from the stove and asked.
"Nope. She's changing, and I have to do her make up. How much time do we have left?"
"Roughly about 15 minutes. Lucky we figured out how to apply space-time ninjutsu on cooking a few days ago." Soushi then paused and cranked his head to one side. "I think she's done. Now go back, I don't need any more interruptions." He then shooed me back into the bedroom in an apron, and the sight was absolutely hilarious.
"Yuki-chan.." I turned around to look at Kushina, and she played with her fingers nervously. She had already dressed, lie I told her to, and she looks absolutely fantastic. "D-Do I look okay..?" She tugged at the dress nervously, and I closed my mouth.
"You look fantastic, oka-san. I'll do your make up, then I'll take a photo if there's time." I took her cosmetics and started working on her face. "Aaaaaand done." I nodded my head, satisfied with what I had done. "You can open your eyes now, oka-san." Kushina opened her eyes as she was told, and they widened as she looked into the mirror.
"Wha- Is this really me?" She stood up and looked closer at the mirror, and I grinned happily. "Thank you so much, Yuki-chan!" Kushina then squealed and hugged me tightly.
"PHOTO!" I screamed and whipped out a camera out of nowhere, but Kushina was already used to my randomness. "SAY CHEESE!" I then took a selfie with Kushina, and sighed happily.
"Yuki~ I'm done~" Soushi then shouted from the kitchen in a sing-song voice. "Let's go fetch him. But we're gonna be a little late."
"No probs. Anything for my favourite Hokage. And Kakashi'll understand. He heard what I said in the office after all." I then walked out, and Kushina followed. Her eyes widened at the sight of the very extravagant dinner that Soushi had prepared, and she hugged him too.
"Thank you.. Although technically the both of you are the same person." She then smiled and rubbed our heads. "How did you manage in such a short time?"
"Space-time ninjutsu. It works wonderfully. I think we're the only ones who were bored enough to actually do this." Soushi grinned and did the good-guy pose.
"Yup. Now that that's done, oka-san, go back to the bedroom. We're gonna fetch Minato-sensei. I'll drag him back personally if he refuses." I said determindedly, and Kushina complied. "Oh crap. We forgot to dress Minato-sensei." I said immediately after we exited the house.
"Hime-sama, here's a set of tuxedo." Virgo then appeared suddenly with a tux and shoes before disappearing again.
"Awesome. Now let's go! We're almost late!" Soushi grabbed my free hand and leapt on the rooftop before barging in the window of the office again. "Yo."
"What the..! Why are you here again?!" Minato banged his head on the table and moaned.
"We're here to get you dressed up for your date. Now hurry up, I'm late already." I handed the things to Minato and Soushi and I went out of the office for him to change. "Are you done yet?" I opened the door after a while just in time to see Minato wearing his shoes. "Oh. My. Flipping. God. You look handsome!" I pointed at him and squealed excitedly. "SELFIE!" I then pulled out the camera again and took a photo.
"Where's the place?" Minato asked after he's done, and I tutted.
"Home. You're going home. We cooked for you guys already, no worries. Oh, wait. You need flowers. And chocolate." I did some seals and a bunch of roses grew out of nowhere, and I wrapped them with a pink ribbon. "Damn. They're my favourites." I then unsealed a packet of chocolates from my supplies and sighed. "Here you go." I stuffed both things into Minato's hands, and he looked at me, frozen.
"Wha-"
"What are you waiting for, sensei? Go get the girl! I hope I get a baby brother or sister when I come back." I then pushed him out of the building, and shooed him home. "Have fun!" I waved happily and laughed at the villagers' astonished expressions.
"And we're officially late." Soushi leaned on the wall and reminded me.
"Oh crap. Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" I then summoned a toad. "Tell Kakashi and the team to go first. We'll catch up later. Preparing the Hokage for a date is fun." The toad then croaked and disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Let's go spy on them?"
"No." Soushi then gave me a look. "I set up quite a number of genjutsu around the house already, so be my guest if you want to get trapped in them."
"You used the ones that we just developed?"
"Yeah. But I reduced the effects. Couldn't have ANBUs dying on us, could we?"
"Fine.. Let's catch up then."
Sorry for the delay! I had orientation and everything.. Then I have to prepare for school, which freaking starts tomorrow.. I might not really have time to upload any stories now, but I'll try my best to do them as soon as possible. Sorry!