Tales of the Heart

by SO HORRIBLE OH M Y

I saw the opportunity to explain my feelings, so I did. -Eric Cartman. When Eric Cartman realizes his feelings for a certain someone what does it take to build a perfect relationship? Trust is vital, and knowing Eric this will be a challenge. Jealousy can kill, and love can destroy, but everyone is faced with challenges. SLASH! Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, minor Kyle/OC.

10. Sorry the chapter is so short XD

That was one fucked up weekend...
"Crap, Kyle what happened to you?"
"Nothing"
"Its obvious something happened"
"NOTHING STAN"
"Hey hippie, jew"
"Sup fatass"
"Cartman"
"Hey Jew do me a favor"
"What"
"Lemmeh copy your homework!"
"No fatass do ur own!"
"Christ who got sand in your vagina?"
"I DO NOT HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINA"
"So then... You do have a vagina?"
"NO"
"Okay , okay Kyeel jeez"
"MY NAME... IS NOT... KYEEEEL"
"Okay Kyle"
Then I looked at him because he gave in
"Kahl"
"Yes?"
"Buy me some cheesy poofs when we get to sckeeeeewwwwlll?"
"Okay if you'll shutup"
"I will!"

"Hey fatass"
"Jewboy?"
"Heres the goddamn cheesy poofs"
"Oh," I saw his heart drop 6 miles"
So that was my school day... It sucked really
My name is Kyle Broflovski and I wish I never upset Cartman

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Major Plot twist in the ending chapter... Sorry it was so short