The next school day, Jade walked into McKinley High, fifteen minutes early. She was at her locker putting some of her things in, when she heard Rachel's voice. She look down the hallway, and there she was, with three of the Cheerios standing in front of her. Each of them had slushy cups in their hands.
"I'm sorry, but I have no choice but to plead. I just purchased this outfit yesterday, not to mention I think my hair looks exceptionally good today", Rachel was saying. The Cheerios just laughed, and one of them threw her slushy. When Rachel opened her eyes, she was surprise to find she was completely dry. Jade was standing in front of her.
"You guys, seriously just leave her alone", she said, wiping the cold liquid from her face.
"Or what, you gonna' slit our writs", asked one Cheerio." Jade, are you okay", asked Rachel." No harm done", said Jade.
The other two Cheerio's pushed Jade aside, and before she could do anything, they slushied Rachel."Oh god", Rachel cried. Jade stepped back in front of her.
"Why? Just why", she said, clearly annoyed.
"Relax Screamo, it's only a slushy", said one Cheerio, and they walked away laughing.
"I'm sorry Rachel", said Jade.
"It's alright, you didn't do anything wrong. You didn't have to take the hit for me, but I'm very thankful, nonetheless", said Rachel.
Jade glanced passed Rachel and watched as the Cheerio's disappeared around the corner." Jade, where did you go after sectionals. We were looking all over for you before we left", said Rachel.
"Sorry about that, I wasn't feeling very well. I heard you guys won though, congratulations ", said Jade happily.
"Thank you. And I'm sorry I have to ask this, but are you sure you shouldn't seek some professional help? Not to say your a crazy person or anything, that isn't what I mean. But, you've been drinking a lot, and then your attempt to...jump off the roof. That really scared us", said Rachel.
"I wasn't trying to scare anyone, I swear. And I really appreciate your concern Rachel. As you can see, I'm fine. I'm sober, and my head is clear. You have nothing to worry about", said Jade.
Rachel didn't believe her, but she just nodded politley."Besides, I just thought of a way to make it up to you. There is a Pep Rally today, isn't there", asked Jade.
"Yes, I believe so. After lunch period", said Rachel." Nice, okay. Listen why don't you go get cleaned up okay? I'll see you later on", said Jade, picking up her bag." Where are you going", asked Rachel." Don't worry, I'll be back", said Jade, and she ran towards the door, dialing on her cell phone.
That afternoon, the entire student body was getting situation in the gym. Quinn was walking down the hall slowly. She was by herself, and running late, because she had to pee, for what seemed like the eighth time that day. She was also slightly annoyed with her life at the moment, but that was to be expected. Mostly she was annoyed that Jesse Saint James was around constantly now. She couldn't stand him, and didn't trust him around Rachel at all. She noticed Jade exiting the gym, and she looked guilty as all hell." Jade...", said Quinn suspiciously.
"Hey...what's going on Quinn, how are you feeling today", asked Jade, hugging her.
"I'm fine, I just hate Pep Rally's. When I was a Cheerio they made since, now they are just...boring. What are you up to...", she asked.
"I don't know what you mean. I have to go right now, but we'll talk later", said Jade, slipping passed Quinn, who was squinting at her slightly.
"Oh, and Quinn, this Pep Rally won't be boring...I promise", said Jade, still walking.
"Jade Price...", Quinn warned.
"Just be glad your no longer a Cheerio", laughed Jade, and she was gone. Quinn just shook her head, and walked into the gym. She sat down with Rachel, Jesse, and Tina.
"Something's going on", she said.
"Why do you say that", asked Rachel.
"Jade's up to something", said Quinn.
"Oh no, did he hit the bottle for breakfast again", asked Tina.
"No, I don't think she's drunk. But I KNOW she's up to no good", said Quinn.
"Who's Jade", asked Jesse, and Quinn just rolled her eyes.
"A friend of ours honey, you've met her before. She's the girl who tried to save me from the slushy attack this morning", said Rachel.
"Oh...her...",said Jesse.
Pretty soon, Figgins started talking from the middle of the gym. Tina was bored, so he started glancing around. She got a glimpse of some movement up in the rafters. She squinted a little, and tilted her head.
"Do you see that", she asked.
"What", asked Quinn.
"Oh my god...there are people up in the rafters", whispered Rachel.
Quinn looked up, and sure enough, there were at least five people dressed in all black, hidden up in the rafters." What...the...Hell...", said Jesse. Tina reached down and tapped Artie on the shoulder. He turned around, and he pointed up. He looked and saw the people." Okay?"
Pretty soon Figgins had stopped talking, and the Cheerios started their routine." Maybe it's part of the routine...", said Tina." I doubt it...I mean Coach Sylvester is crazy, but not crazy enough to put Cheerio's on the ceiling...", said Quinn.
When the routine was finished there was more movement from the ceiling. Everybody was too busy cheering and clapping for the Cheerio's that they didn't noticed when a huge tarp began to lower.
"Uh-Oh", said Jesse.
The Glee members noticed that Kurt and Mercedes were slowly backing away from the rest of the Cheerios.
All of the sudden the tarp swung open, and a ton of icy blue liquid fell from it, covering every single Cheerio that stood in the middle of the gym. Everybody started laughing hysterically. The Cheerio's began to freak out, some of them started to cry. Out of nowhere, Jade ran over to Sue Sylvester and snatched her megaphone from her. She started running in circles around of the Cheerio's, and screaming into the megaphone.
"Relax bitches! It's only a slushy!"
The laughter continued, even as some of the Cheerio's, Sue and some random staff started chasing Jade around the gym. Quinn and company were laughing so hard they had tears running down their faces.
"That...was...AWESOME", exclaimed Artie.
Rachel was leaned over in her seat, holding her stomach. She had never laughed so hard in her life.
At the end of the day, the Glee members and some other random students were standing outside of Figgin's office. Jade had been in there for almost an hour. Puck came running over.
"So what's the verdict", he asked." Don't know yet, but Coach Sylvester called the police", said Mercedes.
"Yeah, and Jade won't give up her friend's that helped her", said Kurt.
"Oh, you mean like you too? Screw you both, I know Jade warned you. That's why your the only two Cheerios in school right now that aren't covered in blue raspberry slushy", snapped Santana.
"She warned you and Brittany too, Santana, so you really have no reason to be pissed off right now. You didn't listen to her, and since Brittany has a bad habit of doing everything you do, she got the big slush too", said Kurt.
Santana was clearly unhappy, standing there in her blue stained Cheerio's uniform."Oh stop, it was funny", said Puck.
"Not now mother fucker. When that little bitch get's out here, I'm gonna beat the ever loving shit out of her", screamed Santana.
"No you're not Santana. Get over it, you deserved it", said Quinn.
"We use cups. Never once have I dropped a lake's worth of slushy on anyone", snapped Santana.
"Karma's a bitch", said Rachel, and everybody started at her.
"Did you just...swear", asked Jesse. Rachel just smiled."Oh this is a good day", laughed Quinn. Mercedes looked at Brittany, who was licking her uniform top."Oh girl, you need to stop that", she said.
"What? Tastes good", said Brittany.
Finally, Figgin's office door swung open, and out walked Jade. She was being escorted by two policemen. She was in handcuffs. Some of the students started cheering, and clapping.
"Wait, she's getting arrested", asked Kurt.
"Good, I hope they lock you up in jail, and throw away the key you little psycho", said Santana, as she grabbed Brittany's hand, and stormed off.
"Love you too Santana. Don't worry guys, it was worth it", laughed Jade.
"She didn't break any laws...what the hell, how is this even happening right now", asked Quinn. Sue stepped out of Figgin's office.
"She destroyed school property, and I can't tell you how many rules she broke by pulling that little stunt. She's not only getting arrested, she got expelled. So say goodbye to your little friend", said Sue, and she walked away.
"See you later guys", said Jade, and she had the biggest smile on her face.
"We love you Jade", a student yelled, and everyone started cheering again. With the exception of some random Cheerios and Jocks, the hallways were in an uproar of excitement for Jade's retaliation. The officers walked Jade down the hallway and outside.
"Well , on the bright side of things...she's sober", said Quinn, and they are started to laugh.