Random drabbles of doom and pie!

by slinko

Join the FMA dudes as they step in moop poop, wear squid hats, turn into marshmellows, learn to read, run from killers, throw parties, dance with pandas in bikinis,and Eventually implode!

10. It

disclaimer: I have been threatened with cheese doodles. And i don't own anything. OR DO I?

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There was no doubt about it. Nope. None at all. Everyone in the military believed it. Even Edward was convinced. Yup. Nobody doubted it for a second. Riza believed and roy believed and Al believed and vato believed and havoc ate squid AND he believed. Yessrie. There was absoulutly no doubting it. No doubt at all. It was all true. Nothing about it was a lie. 100 percent truth. Until one day, the fuhrer came in.

"Everbody! Stop talking about it! It's getting on my nerves!" He yelled. Everyone frowned. They liked talking about it.

"But sir, it's true." Said Kain. Pride scowled.

"I know it's true but it's overrated so shut up and get back to work!" he bellowed.