(Hey! Well I'm pissed! My computer freaked out! AH! My brother had to fix it! I don't like having to have to ask him for help…he makes fun of me too much. Stupid older brothers! ARR! Well I hope you guys like this! I was laughing during parts of it! I hope you do too! My favorite line: "Stop wiggling Nessie. I like you being this close to you. I'm having very good dreams," Ha! I like it because it can be taken perversely! Ok my reviewers you are my loves! You are the Jelly to my peanut butter! Without you I'm crap! (Remember never feed me sugar!) Thank you! Ria M write, Twilighter80, XxxDarkxMaidenxxX, Kathleena Cullen, liljenrocks, Adda Cullen, and -luvvvzTWILIGHT!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight! If I did I would steal Jacob Black from Renesmee!
We got off of the plane and walked over to the luggage corral. I went to grab my one bag that consisted on one set of clothes, my small amount of make-up, and presents. Before I could pick it up though – Jacob had it.
"I can carry my own bag thank you very much," I said calmly while trying to pry my bag out of his hand. He grabbed his bag yet still kept a hold of mine.
"I know, humor me," he said causing me to smile. I pulled harder on my bag – causing the handle I was grabbing on to break off and me to fall backwards. He started laughing but bent over me to check if I was ok. He was so close that I was barely aware of all the other people starring at us. "Are you ok?" He tried to help me up but I wouldn't let him.
"Go away! I'm fine! You see what happens when you intervene when it's not needed? I could have carried my bag! But NO! All of a sudden I'm too week! We'll you know what Jacob Black?" He had his lips pressed together in a tight line to keep from smiling. He didn't answer me and I was never a patient person. "I said, you know what Jacob Black?"
"What Nessie?"
"Go to hell!" As I said that I jumped up, grabbed my broken suitcase, threw my back pack (which was my carry on bag,) over my shoulder, and ran (fast but at human pace,) out of the airport. Jacob kept trying to talk to me in the car but it was only pissing me off even more. When we pulled up to Charlie's house I was fuming. I didn't think I could handle the talk with Charlie and I was already pissed at Jacob. I knew what I was going to do at once. Edward started cracking up laughing.
"Now sweet heart I don't think that idea…" I wouldn't let him finish. I jumped out of the car and grabbed my two bags. I ran up to the house with Jacob following me…perfect!
"Nessie what's going on? Talk to me! I'm going crazy!"
"Good!" I threw open the door quickly and the movement shocked Charlie who was on the other side of the door.
"Hey…um, kids…what's going on? Are you guys…" I cut him off.
"I'm going to bed…oh yea and I'm dating Jacob!" I ran up the stairs cracking up laughing. Serves him right! Now he has to deal with Charlie and back track! I jumped on my bed and slammed my door and then I heard something that made me feel guilty.
"JACOB BLAKE! YOU'RE DATING MY 12 YEAR OLD GRAND DAUGHTER!" I got up from my bed then and stocked back down stairs. Edward was standing by the door with Bella. He was laughing but Bella was shaking her head and trying to calm Charlie down.
"Calm down dad! Let's talk about this like adults! Oh Nessie…I'm glad you could join us since you made this mess!" I walk over to Jacob who was glaring at me with Charlie pacing angrily in front of him. I snuggled up next to his side until he wrapped his arm around me.
"I'm sorry that was inexcusable," I mumbled up against his chest. He shook his head at me and I could feel him smiling even though I didn't look up.
"No I would have found it funny if it wasn't for, that." He gestured to where Charlie was staring at us – mouth wide open.
"I lied Charlie."
"Don't even try to deny it, I have eyes!"
"No I'm not just dating Jacob Black! I didn't really lie, but I didn't tell the whole truth! I'm completely in love with Jacob Black!" I saw him turn colors in front of my eyes. From bright red, to pale white, back to red, and then settling on purple.
"It's illegal," he mumbled taking me off guard.
"What?" I chuckled out, the chuckle made him look straight into my eyes.
"Your 12 he's – what is that about 28? Two years younger that your mother! ILLEGAL!" I rolled my eyes and Jacob pulled me closer while laughing.
"Remember the day I, er, transformed in front of you Charlie?" Jacob asked and Charlie flinched causing me to laugh. Jacob wasn't scary in wolf form! He was honestly kind of cute! But then again I was biased. "I take that as a yes. We'll if you hadn't guessed already, I'm a…" Charlie cut him off by holding up a hand.
"I don't want to know! I told you only what necessary!"
"This is necessary! For you to get Jacob and my relationship and why it's no where close to illegal! Are you ready for this?" I asked Charlie and he nodded. "Ok, I hope I do you Justice Jacob!" I joked with him and he laughed.
"I'm sure you will, just don't make me seem too scary!"
"Only the right amount of scary, right?" I asked him pretending to be innocent.
"Right," he said with a grin. I turned to Jacob and saw he had his eyebrows raised at us. I shrugged and turned to look at my parents and saw that they were both smiling at me. I smiled bigger and turned back to Charlie.
"You of course can't tell anybody. You understand that right?"
"I have a feeling that if I told anybody they wouldn't believe me." I smiled.
"Jacob is a werewolf, or well a shape shifter. He protects La Push, with his pack. There's this thing called imprinting that werewolf do. It's were you basically find you soul mate…" I trailed off not knowing how to explain it.
"But stronger," Jacob added and I smiled. It was still hard for me to believe that I was Jacob's soul mate – but stronger.
"But stronger," I agreed with a smile. We just starred at each other like that for a while. Charlie cleared his throat and I starred up at him. "Sorry!"
"So this imprinting thing? What does it have to, er, well, did Jacob…um, did he…" Charlie trailed off and everyone but him laughed.
"Yes Charlie, much to the dismay of her parents," Edward said in a formal tone – no doubt remembering last time we were hear.
"Talk for yourself," Bella said throwing everyone but Jacob off.
"What?" All three of us said at once.
"I see no problem with it," she shrugged and I ran over and hugged her. Charlie and Edward were just glaring at her.
"Thanks mom! So Charlie as I was saying, that's Jacob's side of the story. Oh yea and he doesn't age unless he stops transforming! Now I'm half, er, well, Vampire." Charlie flinched at that word. "So I grow extra fast and also from hear on out I don't age. I'm physically 18 and I'll always be 18 physically and intellectually. I mean come on do I seem 12?" I asked him.
"No, you don't. But you are! This all is a little too much for one night!"
"Merry Christmas eve! You found out that your daughter, grand daughter, and son-in law are dammed to hell!" I had everyone starring at me. "Wait that was a while ago." Jacob leaned down in front of me, looking me in the eyes.
"You are not dammed to hell! That's just ridiculous! IDIOTIC! I can't believe you would say something like that! Why?"
"Because I'm half Vampire! It's a fact," I shrugged and started to walk away. I felt sorry for saying that, I don't know what came over me. I actually felt ashamed of myself.
"Renesmee I don't believe were dammed to hell," Bella said – stopping me in my tracks. I wheeled around to see she was absolutely serious.
"You don't? Why not? I mean we are what we are! Vampires. Monsters." She shook her head and I was baffled.
"We try! To not be though! I can't think or even force myself to believe were dammed. Not looking at your father and you! There's no way looking at you too! Not possible." I chuckled and shook my head.
"I'm going to go up and take a shower!" I ran up to the bathroom and let the hot water comfort me. After I got done taking a shower I wondered into my mother's old room and looked at the clock. It was 3:54 in the morning on Christmas Eve. I crashed on my mother's old bed and slept.
I woke up on the couch next to Jacob.
"What the hell?" I asked groggily.
"Renesmee don't use that kind of language!" Charlie scolded. I didn't realize that he was in the kitchen. I looked at him and saw he wasn't alone. He was with my parents, and Billy – Jacobs's dad. Also with them was Sue Clearwater who was engaged to Charlie. They were taking things slowly – clearly. I looked over to his side and saw that I was extremely close to Jacob. We were sleeping on the small couch so every part of us was touching and I was wrapped in his arms. I suddenly felt embarrassed with all the parental eyes watching. I tried to get out of Jacobs arms even though it felt nice. He just peeked on eye open and smiled when he saw me.
"Stop wiggling Nessie. I like you being this close to you. I'm having very good dreams," he said and I threw my hands over my face. I couldn't believe he would say that! Part of me was estaticed! The other part was still aware of certain people who wouldn't like Jacob saying that. I counted to ten and just like I figured my dad was now throwing Jacob off of the couch and to the floor. "What the…Edward!" He shot up and glared at Edward. "What the hell!" Edward was crouching and I was silently freaking out. "Why did you do that?"
"Do you happen to remember what you just said?" Edward asked innocently.
"Um, not really should I?" I walked over to him and wrapped my arms around him.
"Calm down dad! What he said wasn't to you! It was to me! You shouldn't of been listening!"
"What did I say?"
"If only you could have seen the thoughts accompanying the words!"
"What did I say?"
"I probably wouldn't of minded that!" Edward and I glared at each other for a while.
"What did I fucking say?" Jacob demanded while looking down at me, I stroked his cheek.
"Just to stop moving around, you liked being that close to me, oh and you were having good dreams because of it," I said as I laughed a little bit.
"Oh, um sorry," He mumbled while looking away from every one. Sue interrupted the awkward silence that followed.
"Charlie and I sat a date!" They had been engaged for a year. They decided to take it very slow because Charlie was friends with Harry Clearwater who died years ago. Sue was happily marred to him, but after she died she fell in love with Charlie.
"Congratulations! When?" Bella said while running over and wrapping her ice cold arms around Sue. Sue was beaming because of the warm welcoming. I ran over and made it a group hug.
"May 17th! It's a Sunday! And then were going away…for our honeymoon!" I was so happy for her.
"Congratulations Charlie and Sue," Edward said walking over to shake Charlie hands.
"Hm, Sue Swan? That sounds very strange! Where are you guys going to live? In forks or on the reservation?" Jacob asked, all eyes turned to Charlie and Sue. Charlie shifted uncomfortably.
"We're putting this house on sale after the holidays, Sue needs to be on the reservations for reasons so I'm not going to stand in the way," Sue was rubbing his back to be comforting.
"HA! Bella your going to be related to Seth! He'll be happy to be related to you bloodsuckers! Wait…and Leah. She won't be!" He started laughing and Bella's face dropped.
"Oh Joy," She mumbled so low that no humans could hear. It pushed me over the edge and I joined in with Jacob. In truth though I really didn't want to be related to Leah Clearwater. She hated me, just because what I am and who my parents are.
"Be nice Leah has been through a lot," Charlie reminded us all and I rolled my eyes.
"What ever she's still a bitch," I said with a shrug.
"RENESMEE!" Everyone but Jacob called at me and I shrugged. Jacob was snickering.
"No offense Sue!" She just sighed and shook her head causing me to bite my lip so I wouldn't laugh.
"Renesmee you shouldn't use that language," Edward scolded me.
"Hey I got it from Mr. Black here!" I motioned towards Jacob and he just rolled his eyes.
"I've made us a big breakfast!" Sue called to my relief. Charlie really can't cook.
"Good thing I'm here because Bella and Edward can't eat and Renesmee hates human food!" Jacob said with a smile.
"Jacob, let everyone else eat first," Charlie cautioned and we all made our way into the kitchen. We were spending today up in La Push and tomorrow at Charlie's house. I ran up stairs and put on some skinny black jeans, a cute white button up shirt and one of those weird vest thingies that were really cute. Then I straightened my copper hair that was a complete replica of my dads. I grabbed my IPod because I never left home without it and I was ready to go. We got to Billy's small house and saw the whole pack squeezed into that small house.
"Oh the smell will be lovely," Edward said receiving a roll of his eyes from Jacob.
"You'll deal with it Leech!"
"Please do not call my father a leech!" I yelled at them causing the wolves to run out side.
"My favorite leeches and leech lovers!" Quill yelled causing us to laugh.
"Shut it dog!"
"Wow you sound like Blondie maybe we should get you away from her!"
"I love Aunt Blondie as she's known to Jacob!" I reached on my tip toes and gave him a kiss. When we got done we realized we didn't tell any one we were dating. Everyone but our party was staring at us in shock. "Oh yea me and Jacob are going out. Did we not tell you that?" I shrugged and snuggled deeper into Jacobs's chest. It started snowing then so I rushed into the house. I ended up spending a lot of the time with the girls, including Leah. I really hated her!
"Oh joy the bloodsuckers are here!" Leah said and I instantly got pissed off. Jacob pulled me closer.
"You were absolutely right, she is a bitch," Jacob said walking away. I stared at him – dumbfounded. He says that and then just leaves me alone.
"Thanks sweetheart!" I yelled at him sarcastically. I looked over at Leah and saw she was giving me a death stare. My mother came over and wrapped her arms around me – protecting me. I then saw that Leah was shaking.
"Calm down Leah. I won't let you rip my daughter apart," Bella said sternly – giving me confidence.
"Oh yea Aunt Leah! We'll future Aunt Leah," I laughed and Bella shook her head at me – laughing.
"Don't ever call me that Leech!" She sneered at me. I broke free of my mothers arm and took a step forward looking her up and down.
"And why the hell not? Are you going to turn into the big bad wolf and eat me?" I asked her with evident sarcasm.
"No but I might just rip you jugular out!" She screamed sending the wolves running in to us. I laughed bitterly.
"I thought that was supposed to be my line?" I asked while stepping back into my mother's furious, protective arm.
"Leah get away from Nessie," Jacob said and that made her whip around.
"How dare you! This is your fault! I see how much you care about someone who is suppose to be your soul mate! Throwing her to the dogs!"
"Actually you're a wolf, and just one, no plural," I said and my mother pulled me outside, my father joined us.
"What were you thinking!" He yelled at me.
"UGH! I don't know! She pisses me off!" I yelled back.
"Honey she pisses us all off," my mother said calmly and I laughed. "But you shouldn't aggravate her! You don't want to get into a fight with her!" I nodded in agreement – not really caring. We went back into the house twenty minutes later and I stayed far away from Leah Clearwater. Before I knew it, it was time to leave. The next day was Christmas. Christmas was surprisingly uneventful. Jacob got me the same thing he once got my mother – a wooden wolf on a bracelet. On my bracelet there were more charms though – he made all of them. He had the moon, a wolf, a heart, the funniest one though, was a miniature IPod! I put it on right away, or course. Before I knew it – our time was up. Time to go back to Ruby!
(I didn't want to get into details too much! I'm sorry I'm not good at writing gifts and stuff either! I hate Leah – well no I don't. I hate the Leah she is now, nope I still don't. Hm, how to explain this? I would love Leah if she lightened up a tad. I like/love her now but she's too hard on the Vamps! She's a Werewolf version of Rose! Once she imprints I'll love her! Once she gets over the looser which is Sam! Does anyone else thinks he needs hit? Whelps tell me your opinions! Your stories, problems, whatever! Oh happy Madrigal! I'm making cookies for French class tomorrow! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Love you loves! J'adore Tu!)