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LOLZ THIS CHAPTER!

Remember, this goes by scenes. Not scenes as in the scenes you go to in scene selection, scenes as in different events in the movie.
Some of those little parts are short, some are long. There will be A LOT of chapters in this story.

You're welcome.

I'll do this in little short-ish sections, based off the different major/general scenes in the movie, such as Flick getting stuck, and the lamp incident(s).
Italics are "Ralphie" narrating. Those parts are Ralphie narrating in the movie, which I changed to fit Yugi. Everything else is just story description.

The cast so far:
Yugi Muto as Ralphie Parker
(Millenium Puzzle as the BB-Gun)
Pharaoh Atem as Red Ryder
Mokuba Kaiba as Randy Parker
Yugi's mom as Mrs. Parker
Solomon Muto as Mr. Parker
The Rare Hunters as the bandits
Steve Lumis/Steve Umbra as Black-Eye Bart
Ryou Bakura as Flick
Marik Ishtar as Schwartz
Mai Valentine as Ms. Shields
Tea Gardner as Esther Jane
Florence Bakura as Scut Farcus
Melvin "Blishtar" as Grover Dill
Little Jaden "Kuriboh" Yuki as Little Orphan Annie
The Devlins as the Bumpuses
Duke Devlin's fangirls as the Bumpus hounds

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, YGOTAS, Duel Monsters, the movie "A Christmas Story", any of the characters/actors or script, and I also don't own Pokémon or anything else mentioned in here. I also don't own the cover.

R&R!

ENJOY~!

Scene 10: This is a lamp!

Then the doorbell rang...

"It's here!" Grandpa shouted. He ran to the door and opened it. There was a delivery guy there with weird hair.

"Attention, duelist! Are you Muto?" the guy asked. Grandpa nodded. "All right, my hair says to sign here." The delivery guy gave him the clipboard to sign.

"Yeah. Well, what is it?" Grandpa asked.

"My hair doesn't know," the delivery guy replied. "I just deliver it."

"What's in it? Here. Bring it in." More delivery guys started bringing a huge crate inside.

"Attention, duelists!" one of them said. "My mullet is helping to bring in this crate. Where do you want it?"

"Okay, boys. Haul that on in here. Move your tails. Bring it right on in. Right here. Bring it ahead. Straight ahead. That's right. Right. Here, bring it right in, fellas. That's it. Here we go. A little more. Little more. That's it. Watch the lady." They finally brought it to the middle of the living room, where there was space. "Thanks a lot, guys. Merry Christmas."

"Attention, duelists! My hair says 'you're welcome'."
"Attention, duelists! My mullet wants to wish you a Merry Christmas as well!"

They left.

"Get the crowbar and a hammer, Yugi," Grandpa instructed me. "Go on."

"Deh-li-cah-teh," Grandpa said, reading the red words on top of the crate. "Must be French."

"Dad, I think that says 'fragile'."

"I'm old. Don't complain because I don't know how to read!" I brought the tools over. "Oh, yeah. Here we go." He took them and started trying to pry open the crate.

"They did a job on this, you know? No, here, Yugi, hold this."

He finally got it open. There was a bunch of styrofoam packing peanuts in the crate between us and whatever was in there. "Whoa, Nelly! There could be anything in there! Jesus!"

"Maybe they forgot," Mom said.

"It's in there!" Grandpa insisted. "It's gotta be in there." He dug through the packing stuff. It flew like everywhere and stuff. Some of it got in my hair, which would be a bitch to pick out later. "Would you look at that?"

"What?" Mom asked

"Would you look at that?" He pulled something out.

"What is it?" Mom's face was horrified and disgusted.

He held the thingy on one of the edges of the box. "It's a statue!"

"But what is it?" I think I knew what it was...

"Well, it's the Black Luster Soldier! You know, like in a statue."

"Statue?"

"Yeah, statue! Yeah, statue!"

"Yugi!" My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue.

"Holy smoke, would you... Do you know what this is?" Grandpa brought out one more part. "This is a lamp!" He smiled wide as he placed the lamp cover on top.

It was indeed a lamp.

"Isn't that great? What a great lamp!"

"Well I don't know..." Obviously, Mom hated it.

"Here, hold it. Hold it. Here, go on." The old man's eyes boggled overcome by art. "I know just the place for it. Right in the middle of our front room window!"

"Jesus, God. Dad?"

"No. It's all right. Let's see..." He started messing around with the huge mess of plugs and sockets by the front window. "This goes to the radio and this goes to the... Well, it's just one too many. Well, let's see."

The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory.

"Look at that! Will you look at that?" Grandpa started praising how his lamp looked. "Isn't that glorious? It's indescribably beautiful. It reminds me of the Fourth of July! Turn off all the lights. I wanna see what it looks like from the street. I'll go get the dining room light."

"Couldn't we talk this over?" Mom asked desperately.

He ran outside and started telling Mom where to move the lamp. "Move it a little bit to the right. A little that way. Just a little... More to the right. Yeah. More. That's it. No, stop! Right there. That's wonderful."

One of our neighbors walked up to him. "Muto, what is that?" he asked with an accent that could have been from Queens or Brooklyn. They're pretty much the same, so it doesn't really matter where.

"Don't bother me now you young whippersnapper! Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Yeah, but what is that?"

"It's a major award."

"A major award? Nyeh, I wouldn't have known that. It looks like a Black Luster Soldier lamp."

"It is a lamp, you young-un. But it's a major award. I won it."

"Holy Nyeh, you say you won it?"

"Yeah. Mind power, Wheeler. Mind power."

The entire neighborhood was turned on.

"You should see what it looks like from out here!" Grandpa shouted at us.

It could be seen up and down the street. The symbol of the old man's victory.

"Yeah, he won that," one neighbor said to another. "It's a major award."

"Isn't it about time for somebody's favorite radio program?" Mom said, trying to distract us.

My eyes lit up. "Yeah!" I said, running over to the radio.

Holy smokes, it was 6:45. Only one thing that could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric duel monster sex gleaming in the window.

["Kids, it's Little Jaden Kuriboh Yuki time. Brought to you by 5D's."]

I could still taste the scent of what a motorcycle looked like, and hear the smell of what a card game felt like.*

As Grandpa walked back in, Mom turned the light off. "Hey, you turned the light off!"

*Lolz you're probably REALLY confused about the Jaden radio program thing, right? Lolz so am I. I have absolutely no idea what's what in that situations stuffs! LOL WHO EVEN CARES!
(But I'm pretty sure that Jaden is supposed to be Annie, and 5D's is supposed to be Ovaltine.)

Thanks for reading!

Hope you're enjoying this story, no matter the season or weather! Any time is a good time for Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series!

Unlike what I usually do, finish stories on my iPod and email it to myself to upload each chapter daily, I'll just do this sporadically when I feel like it and when I'm in a good mood. Which means that I have no idea where I'll start and stop each one. Neither will you.

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEEE~!