Hey guys. I've had an idea for a Natsu and Mira fic. I worked on this fic with a friend of mine who does not wish to release his true identity. As always, I ask that you send me requests for any fics that you want me to write for you. Also, please send me reviews the chapters. They really help keep me going and they help motivate me to write. Anyway, please enjoy.

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The master of the Fairy Tail guild looked at his children from the bar. He had something to tell them, but he knew that as soon as he did, his children would get rowdy, and if his children got rowdy, his wallet became more empty. He swallowed his reservations and raised his voice. "Gather round, children!" Nothing happened. Makarov raised his voice a bit louder. "Gather round, children!" He yelled. Still nothing. "LISTEN UP, YOU STUPID BRATS!"

The wizards halted their actions and turned to the enraged master. He cleared his throat and spoke. "Now, I'm sure you are all aware of our Miss Fairy Tail contest, but I have decided to add another little tradition. This time, the contest will be for the fine ladies of our guild." He turned to Mira who stood atop the stage, holding a rope. "Mira, could you please pull on the rope?"

"Of course, Master." Mira said happily. She yanked down, causing a banner with the words "Mister Fairy Tail" to fall above the stage. The guild began a loud cheer at the sight of it.

Makarov smiled. "Now, if we are to get this moving today, we'll need all the contestants we can get. So please, if you wish to participate, go backstage to get ready for our first part of the contest."

"What's the first part of the contest, Gramps?" Natsu asked.

Makarov smiled. "You'll find out backstage. We want to keep the contests secret so that the girls can have some suspense."

Natsu just shrugged his shoulders and went backstage with the rest of the men, waiting to start the first competition.

Makarov soon joined after spending some time selecting the judges. In the contest stood Natsu, Gray, Elfman, Laxus, Gajeel, Freed, Alzack, and Max. Makarov gathered the men together and explained the first part of the contest. "Alright, is this everyone? Good. Now, the first contest is going to be something that will really make those ladies excited!" Makarov chuckled with a somewhat lecherous tone.

"What is it?" Max asked.

"A swimsuit contest!" Makarov began laughing maniacally.

"Really? Who wants to see us in swimsuits?" Natsu asked.

"The fangirls, Natsu. The fangirls." Makarov replied.

"The what?"

"Now, get your butts over to the dressing room." He said, ignoring the question. "If you don't, you won't get the sweet prize we have for you."

"Wait, there's a prize?" Gray asked.

"Of course!" Makarov said. "However, it will only be revealed when we are down to the final two contestants. Trust me though, you'll all love it if you win." Makarov gave a thumbs up to the men as they retreated to the dressing rooms.

The Master went out on stage after they were ready. "Everyone, get ready. What you are about to see will make all of you beautiful ladies drool. Get ready for the Mister Fairy Tail Contest's first ever swimsuit competition!" Makarov gave a signal for the stage's curtain to be raised, revealing the guild's most fit members in small speedos. The moment they came into sight, the guild was filled with sounds of whistling and cheers from the women. At the judges table stood Mira, Lucy, Erza, Cana, and Levy. Mira sat with her usual smile, while Lucy and Levy sat with small blushes. Cana was smiling while giving an approving nod as she looked at the eye candy before her. Erza was trying to remain as stoic as ever, but her scarlet face betrayed her.

The men continued on to the forefront of the stage, getting into poses for the ladies before them who stood cheering and whistling. Natsu and Gray stood back to back, performing usual poses that one might see at a bodybuilder competition. Elfman just flexed his muscles while looking at a cheering Evergreen who was throwing crumpled up bills at him. Gajeel just stood there with his arms crossed as he looked at the far end of the room. Laxus had a smug look while he flexed his muscles for the ladies who sat there with hearts in their eyes. Freed and Alzack stood more to the side, not sure exactly what to do. Freed was just ignorant on what he should do, while Alzack preferred to not be skinned by his wife. Max was going through several different poses every minute, but no one paid any attention to him. Halfway through the contest, Gray stripped himself of his bathing suit by accident, leading to an even larger uproar in cheers.

Once the contest was over, the judges decided to kick out both Alzack and Max given that Max was unappealing. Alzack voluntarily left the competition after seeing his wife giving him a death stare.

The next part of the competition was a question and answer section. Gray was the first to go, giving flirtatious answers as often as he could in order to win over the judges. Elfman's answers often ended up being about how manly something was in reference to the question. Laxus remained cocky with most of his answers, not really caring to temper his answers. Gajeel answered questions as straight as possible, trying to get it over with. That being said, whenever Levy asked a question, the dragon slayer would go into more detail with his answer. Freed answered the questions asked in an awkward fashion, sometimes even questioning the necessity of his answers.

Natsu was the last to participate in this part of the contest. "So Natsu," Cana began. "How big are you?" Most women cheered while many still spit out their drinks at the shock of the question.

"How big am I?" He repeated. He brought his hand to the top of his head and to the floor. "About 5'9." He said.

Cana looked at him with an unentertained smile. "Is he playing stupid or is he just that dumb?" She asked herself.

Mira was the next to ask something. "So Natsu, which of the judges do you like the most?"

"That's a dumb question." Natsu deadpanned. "I like all of you. You're my family." the answer solicited a sea of women to go "Awww". While Natsu was always known for his big heart, the answer was one that came as a heartwarming one to all the people present.

Mira cleared her throat. "Let me rephrase. Which of us do you think is the prettiest?" She asked.

"Prettiest huh?" Natsu scratched his head. "That's a tough one. You're all so beautiful. I choose to skip the question."

Despite Natsu not being able to skip questions, the Q&A went on until all other questions were answered. This time, the judges elected to cast out Freed for his awkward ways of answering the questions.

The next contest was one where the contestants were required to dress up in the most elegant of suits and act as the judges servants. People were surprised at Natsu's sharp appearance, as well as Gray's. Rather they were surprised at how sharp he could look when he kept his clothes on. The two completed their ensemble with a butler's towels draped over their arms. Elfman's suit was ripped as he had accidentally done so when fitting his arms through the sleeves. Gajeel insisted on wearing the same white suit that he usually wore when performing with his guitar, and Laxus dressed in a three-piece suit that was given to him by Makarov several years ago.

The five of them served their masters as best they could. Natsu surprised everyone with his elegant speech and his lack of rampant destruction. Gray shocked no one with his calm and confident demeanor, but nonetheless, the judges were happy to have him serve them. Gajeel saw fit to only serve Levy, making sure that he pampered her to the best of his abilities. Laxus' pride forbade him from kneeling to anyone for any reason. When giving his masters a platter of food, he simply tossed it onto the table and told them to eat up. Elfman tried to be a true gentleman, but often stumbled over his words as well as his feet. Several times, the take over mage had fallen over, spilling the food he was carrying.

The judges decided that it was best to get rid of Elfman, Laxus, and Gajeel after this display. While Elfman was a gentle giant, he had two left feet and a twisted tongue. Gajeel focused on only one of his masters, and while they knew why, he still didn't deserve to move on. Laxus was just an overall prick which lead to his loss.

Gray and Natsu stood on stage, eager for their next trial. Makarov walked onto the stage and faced them. "Congratulations you two. Somehow I knew that it'd be the both of you at the end of this thing. Now, are you ready to hear what the final trial is?"

Gray and Natsu shared a glance as well as a grin before answering yes. "Good. The two of you will truly love this. You two are going to duel one another!"

"Oh you're going down, matchstick!" Gray said.

"That's what you think, Ice Princess." Natsu retorted.

"And that's not all." Makarov began, stroking his beard with a lecherous smile. "Your prize for winning… will be a kiss from our lovely Mirajane Strauss." Makarov extended his arm out to Mira who stood from her chair with a broad smile on her face.

The two got ready for the duel with the Master standing in between the two. "Now, the first person to be knocked off this stage will be the winner, but if it's destroyed, both of you will lose and will have to pay for it. Do you understand, Natsu?"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!"

"It means that you shouldn't destroy the stage, you numbskull!" He yelled. "Anyway, the two of you may begin… NOW!" The master jumped off the stage as Natsu and Gray charged at each other, unleashing a flurry of attacks. Fire and ice clashed together, causing a spectacle of magic destruction. Gray's maker magic destroyed by Natsu's fire was a sight to behold. It was the interaction of completely opposite forces. Creation and destruction. Literal fire and ice. Natsu and Gray.

The two clashed at close range. "I'm beating you, Natsu. You might as well give up."

"You'd like that, wouldn't you, snowflake? Sorry, but I'm always gonna beat you."

Natsu enveloped himself in flames before unleashing his lightning flame dragon roar on Gray, forcing him to edge of the stage. Had he not made an ice wall, the mage would have been flung from the platform.

"Oh yeah? Take this!" An ice bazooka formed in his hands before he fired it straight at the fire mage. Natsu narrowly avoided the attack, ducking under the ball of ice as it launched itself at him.

Natsu jumped into the air and set his feet ablaze. "Fire Dragon Claw!" Natsu chopped his foot down several feet in front of Gray, sending a column of flames towards Gray. With nowhere to go, Gray tried to block the attack, but failed as it sent him through the ice wall that stood behind him, and onto the ground beneath the stage.

It was silent for a moment before an uproar of cheering broke out. Natsu raised his hands above his head and let out a small fount of fire from his mouth in celebration. Mira appeared in the middle of the stage with her usual smile.

"Very good, Natsu."

"Thanks Mira. Fighting the Ice Princess was fun!" He said in excitement.

"So is that the only reason you fought so hard?" She asked, still smiling.

"Are you kidding? I fought for this." Natsu grabbed the small of Mira's back as well as he hand before turning her so that she was held up by his arm. Before she could even react, Natsu planted his lips to hers, causing the women to scream and cheer and the men to bask in hatred and jealousy. The dragon slayer parted lips with the take over mage and smiled at the rest of the guild.

Master Makarov had a look of utter terror on his face. "N-Natsu…"

"Yeah, what is it, Gramps?"

"Do you have any idea what you've done?! Mira was meant to give YOU a kiss. And it was only meant to be on your cheek!"

Natsu felt a chill go up his back. He hesitantly turned to Mira, hoping that she wouldn't kill him.

Mira stood with an even larger smile, and a very large blush. "Oh, don't worry about it Master. He certainly earned it."

Natsu and Makarov both breathed sighs of relief. As the two journeyed off stage, a still smiling Mirajane put her fingers to her lips. "I should get him to do that more often." She said to herself, causing an even deeper blush to surface.

`Alright, tell me what you thought. I'm gonna be honest. I kind of hated this. It was not easy for me to write. I liked the general plot for this chapter, but I feel the writing was bad. It's like a house with awesome framework, but everything else is shit. Anyway, I hope you feel completely different. As always, please leave a review and if you have any requests message me. Until next time.