Hey every1! I'm back with chapter 10 (YAY!) & my friend Britney will b in the rest of the fic! & sorry 4 the long time w/o updating…this time, I blame my computer…anyway…

DISCLAIMER- LET'S SEE HERE…I OWN ME, RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE (who I finally decided 2 giv a name 'cuz I was getting really tired of writing 'Random Guy From the Audience' (HIS NAME WILL B…drumroll…BOB!)), AND THE STORY!(& any other thing/person that u've never ever heard of) I DON'T OWN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS OR DANNY PHANTOM, OR ANY OTHER SHOW (OR ANY LINES FROM ANY SHOWS)!

CHAPTER 11………RANDOM TORTURING & CONVERSATIONS

BRITNEY: "Hi Cosmo!"

COSMO: "Hi Britney! Do you like corn?"

BRITNEY: "Yeah! I like corn! Corn is nice!"

COSMO: "Where'd Sarah go?"

BRITNEY: "She's probably over there torturing Vladdy. Do you think he's on to us?"

COSMO: "On to who, on what?"

BRITNEY: "You know, me, you, and Sarah…about the monkeys that are hiding somewhere in the ceiling?"

COSMO: "Ohhh…that…No. I don't think he knows!"

Vlad walks over to Britney and Cosmo.

VLAD: "Where'd that annoying little brat run off to?"

ME: "I am not a brat! And I'm right behind you! And I'd be careful if I were you…remember, random things fall from the sky in my room! And I know exactly when they're gonna fall!"

As if on cue…an alarm clock falls from the sky and hits Vlad in the head knocking him out. The alarm clock starts going off.

ME: "Wakey, wakey, eggs and baky!" no answer from Vlad. "I said 'Wake up and smell the coffee!'" still no answer from Vlad. "That's it! Desperate times call for desperate measures!" I pull out a teakettle with hot tea in it out and pour it on Vlad's head.

VLAD: -wakes up and rubs head- "Ouch! What was that for! You could have calmly woken me up!"

BRITNEY: "Actually, she tried that…" -counts to herself- "like fifty times and you didn't respond! She had to use the last resort and that was the old pour-tea-on-a- person's-head-to-wake-him/her-up technique!" -grins-

VLAD: "There's no such thing!"

ME: -pulls out notebook fill with things we made up- "Actually…there is!"

BRITNEY: "Yeah! It's in this notebook of things we made up, under techniques! See?"

VLAD: (getting very annoyed with me & Brit (what else is new?)) "Well, if it's a technique you two made up then it's not a real technique!"

ME & BRITNEY: "Watch it, Vladdy! We can put the 'specter deflector' on you and set the ghost animals on you! And Danny gave us permission to set them on you, so there's nothing you can do to us! And if we made it up, then obviously it's a new technique! And it's also a real technique!"

BRITNEY: (to Cosmo, who is currently chasing Bob with a freshly-made strip of bacon) "So, Cosmo…how's Philip?"

COSMO: (stops chasing Bob) "She's great! Right now she's sleeping! You know, kinda an exhausting day for her…"

Flashback to where Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Philip were talking.

DANNY: -sees Philip- "Hey, look! A nickel!"

COSMO: "NOOO! PHILIP!"

DANNY: "Oh, this is Philip? Oh, sorry Cosmo. Here ya go."

COSMO: "It's ok. Philip says, 'thank you for not abducting me'!"

End flashback.

COSMO: "Wow…is the flashback over already? I wanna see another one!"

BRITNEY: "Yeah, me too! So…do you like…umm…pudding?"

COSMO: "Hahahahaha! You said 'Pud' and then 'ding'! Hahahaha!"

ME: (to Britney) "did I tell you he laughs whenever you say pudding?"

COSMO: "Hahahaha! You said 'Pud' and then 'ding'! Hahahaha!"

BRITNEY: "Actually, I knew that…I guess that fact just slipped my mind. How do you make him stop?"

ME: "Simple. All you need is some freshly-made bacon and Bob." (calling out) "Oh Bob…" No answer. "Bob…" still no answer.

BRITNEY: "Bob don't make us set the ghost animals on you!"

Bob runs over.

ME: (to Brit) "How'd you do that? I could really learn from you!"

BRITNEY: "Remember the episode of 'Danny Phantom' 'Pirate Radio'? All you need to know is the right words!"

ME: "Oh yeah! I remember!"

BOB: "Please don't set the ghost animals on me! I'm afraid of those ghost animals! What do you need?"

BRITNEY: "Give him the order."

BOB: "I'm not listening to her!"

BRITNEY: "Hey Bob…you know that threat to set the ghost animals on you?…she can set the ghost animals on you too…so…"

BOB: "Okay! I'll listen to her! What do you need?"
ME: "I need you to get chase by Cosmo with a strip of freshly-made bacon."

BOB: "Fine."

Cosmo hears this…stops laughing…and starts to chase Bob with a freshly-made strip of bacon…

While Bob is currently being chased by Cosmo with a strip of freshly-made bacon…I decided 2 giv u a cliffy! I know it's not much of a conversation between Britney & Cosmo…but the whole next chapter will make up 4 it! The entire next chapter will b a conversation between Britney & Cosmo! I just need 2 think of it…if any1 has any ideas…plz make a suggestion in ur review! (but plz…make it random…u know…things that u could easily picture Cosmo talking about…)

Anyway…

PLZ REVIEW! NO FLAMES!