OnePieceVids: Corazon

Title: OnePieceVids: Corazon
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: [Formerly Corazon and Trends] Corazon has an OnePieceVids channel. These are short stories tell how filming each video went. [Chapter 10: Vlogging II-Shopping with Snow Leopards]
Warnings: Modern AU

"Yo, what's up guys?" Corazon greeted the camera. "Today I'm gonna be vlogging while taking a stroll through town,"

"Law, Kikoku, and I are taking a stroll through town," Doflamingo corrected, holding the camera. "You're tripping through town,"

"Shut up!" Corazon snapped. "I wish that Belle was here instead of you,"

"Bellemere's at work," Doflamingo reminded. "But I'm offended, little brother! Don't you want to spend more time with me, your favorite big brother?"

"Unfortunately, you're my only big brother," Corazon sighed.

"What about Law and Kikoku?" Law asked. "Daddy doesn't want us with him?"

"Law, of course I want you and Kikoku with me," Corazon petted his fur as he placed the service cat harness on him. "Kikoku, come here,"

"You are not putting the damn harness on me!" Kikoku snarled. "If you try, I'll tear you apart!"

"Kikoku, put it on so the cat catcher doesn't get you," Law urged.

"I'll just tear the cat catcher to pieces!" Kikoku claimed.

"Please don't go hurting anyone," Corazon told Kikoku. "Either the harness or a collar,"

"How can you understand them?" Doflamingo asked.

Corazon shrugged. "I'm awesome?"

"Highly unlikely,"

XXX

"So now we're at the pet store to buy a collar for Kikoku," Corazon said, facing the camera. "But Kikoku is being very picky about it,"

"Excuse me sir, is that a snow leopard?" An employee asked.

"No," Corazon lied. "It's just a large cat with a snow leopard pattern,"

"Mrow!" Law was on Corazon's shoulder like how Pikachu was on Ash's.

"Is that a snow leopard cub?" The employee was now looking at Law.

"No," Corazon lied once more.

The collar that they eventually bought was black with red crosses and soft fabric on the inside.

XXX

"So we're in this store to buy some stuff for the upcoming videos," Corazon told the camera as they walked. Doflamingo was the cameraman.

"Daddy, Daddy!" Law tugged on Corazon's pants' leg.

"What is it, Law?" Corazon asked.

Law pointed to the cat treats. '"I want!"

"Hmm, which one should we get?" Corazon asked. "Only the best treats for my sons,"

"One of each," Kikoku told him. "That way we can see which one the cub likes most,"

Corazon nodded and grabbed one of each brand, tossing them into the cart. He also grabbed a bunch of cat toys, filling the cart halfway with them. Doflamingo stared at his brother. Corazon blinked. "What?"

"Nothing," Doflamingo then went ahead to the next aisle, grabbing some candy. He tossed it into the cart. "Gummy bears are delicious!" He grinned at the little feline.

Law clutched Bepo tightly, tears stinging his eyes. "Daddy, Uncle Doffy is gonna eat little Bepo's!"

"Doffy!" Corazon scolded.

"Kitten!" A bunch of kids of other customers ran to Law, petting him.

"Go away!" Law growled. "Kikoku, help!"

"Kid, I'm in the same boat as you," Kikoku was being petted by the kids too. He had to do his best to resist the urge to maul them all to pieces.

Law jumped onto Corazon's shoulder and then onto his head. "Go away!"

"Kids, don't disturb the service cats," The mother scolded.

"Aww," They whined as they left them.

"Stupid lady…stupid kids…" Kikoku muttered. "In the wild we don't have to deal with this petting shit,"

"Language!" Corazon scolded.

"Corazon, how can you understand him?" Doflamingo asked. "Seriously, you're the only one that can understand the snow leopards. Bellemere and I don't know what they're saying," He turned to the camera. "Seriously, is this some kind of running gag? How is he understanding them!?"

Corazon placed Law in the seat in the cart. "Sit and we'll get this shopping done quickly, okay?" As he was pushed the cart, he somehow lost his grip and fell forward.

"Law, we both know it won't be quickly," Doflamingo said. "His tripping will add extra time,"

XXX

"I plan on making some homemade cat food for Law," Corazon said to the camera when they were in a different aisle.

"Corazon is not allowed to use any knife, including a butter knife, without adult or Kikoku's supervisions," Doflamingo announced to the camera. "I'm pretty sure the mayor's going to approve it as a law,"

"I'm Law," The cub said.

"Doffy," Corazon reminded. "You're the guy that influences on the decisions Mayor Riku makes,"

"You have no proof," Doflamingo grinned. "Now go pick out your ingredients for your cat food,"

"I'm making different types," Corazon tripped through the aisle. "Let's see…tuna, rice, liver, and parsley…check. Now for the other type. Olive oil, feline vitamin supplements, potatoes, oatmeal, and salmon…check. Now for the last one. Rabbit meat—"

"We're getting a pet bunny?" Law asked excitedly. "But Daddy, Meat is a terrible name!"

"I'm not crushing the kid's hopes," Kikoku told Corazon.

"Yes, we'll go to the pet store and buy you a bunny," Corazon claimed. "Doffy, don't you dare,"

"I wasn't going to say anything!" Doflamingo lied.

XXX

They were all back in Corazon's bedroom. He had a neutral expression as he faced the camera. "We have a bunny and…two more cats,"

"Nami and Nojiko were afraid of the bigger cat Arlong!" Law explained. "Arlong's a meanie! So we saved Nami and Nojiko!"

Doflamingo was sitting on Corazon's bed, struggling to hold a very large rabbit. It was five feet long and a dark blue color. "Are we sure this is a rabbit? It's even bigger than Law!" Two domestic kittens sat beside the two.

Law padded over to the rabbit's side and petted it. "Law loves the bunny,"

"We need to name it," Corazon reminded before turning back to the camera. "What do you guys think we should name the bunny?"

"Daddy isn't allowed to name him Meat," Law said.

"Good luck explaining this to your girlfriend," Doflamingo teased.

"Explaining what?" Bellemere asked, having come home early. She noticed the new additions.

"Nami, Nojiko, Bunny, this is Mommy!" Law introduced.

"Mommy!" Nami and Nojiko ran to Bellemere, purring as she pet them.

"You're not mad, right?" Corazon asked.

"Of course not," Bellemere said. "Now Law will have more playmates and Kikoku will have more kittens to babysit,"

"CORAZON!" Doflamingo screamed. "YOUR DAMN RABBIT SHITTED ON ME!"

"That rabbit is good for something else except emergency food," Kikoku grinned from his cat bed.

"Kikoku don't eat Bunny!"

So what shall the bunny's name be? I'm not sure if the bunny's gonna be a boy or girl.