Okay I know some of you might be thinking 'hey if the main characters don't have chakra then how are they alive.' Well I'm pretty sure I explained this when fate was telling the history for the Forgotten. The reason they didn't have chakra is because the original Forgotten were heretics in their time and I have Chakra being a gift from the gods. The reason Naruto and Nanashi have it is they are as Nanashi explained in a previous chapter "Living F-U's to everything considered natural in this world". Another reason for this is because…THIS IS A FANFIC AND I WANTED A STORY ABOUT WHERE NARUTO IS NEGLECTED FOR NOT HAVING CHAKRA BUT WHEN HE LEAVES HE ENDS UP BEING A BADASS ANYWAYS, AND SINCE I HAVEN'T FOUND ONE LIKE IT I DECIDED TO WRITE IT MYSELF! – thank you, Guerilla Sam
"Who….who are you" asked Minato he didn't even sense them coming and they dispatched two of his ANBU easily, they must be very skilled assassins.
"I think he forgot about you already" said the boy in green.
"Not surprising, he barely knew I existed when I was around" the boy in cloak removed his hood showing a face he's all too familiar with
"Naruto…" said Minato so he really was alive, a haughty look came upon his face "so you finally came back, I suppose you expect you'd have a nice warm bed to crawl back into a nice home, well to bad if you want to return you're going to have to beg."
'So this is where Ryu gets it' thought Naruto with a neutral expression
'This guy is total jackass!' thought Nanashi a bit pissed off
"I didn't have any such thoughts" said Naruto calmly "when I left made sure I'd never go back, besides…" he smirked "sleeping on the cold hard ground has been better than your warm bed" Minato was grimacing at the retort before he could think of comeback, the door opened and a red haired woman.
"Minato what happened there's large hole in the hall" she paused when she saw Naruto "Naruto?"
"Oh great the red hot blooded habenaro is here." said Nanashi sarcastically "there goes our get in get out plan"
"You little brat…" said Kushina getting an irritated look on her face while clenching her fist while, Naruto face palmed she was about to hit Nanashi when she heard a growling noise and noticed the over sized wolf in a aggressive stance behind him "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!"
"What you never seen a wolf before?" asked Nanashi confused as to why everyone was making a big deal over his new traveling companion.
"Is he an idiot?" asked Minato astounded he doesn't find anything weird with canine's size
"That's what I've figured out in the four years we've been working together" replied Naruto
"Hey don't talk about me like I'm not here!" yelled Nanashi "and I don't want to hear that from some village leader swinging his dildo around for killing ten thousand people!"
"Swinging my what!" asked Minato flushing, because of his kage status no one has talked to him like that in a long time, actually no one talked to him like that at all ever…
"Enough!" said Naruto "Nanashi we said what came here to say. Let's go" they were about to jump out the hole they made
"Wait a moment" said Minato with a stern look "first you break a hole in my wall knock out two of my ANBU then you insult me and you think you can leave? You're in the middle of a virtual fortress; I could have every ninja after you in a matter of seconds!"
"So we'll kick their ass and leave" said Nanashi plainly "kicked plenty of ninja ass over the years"
"How about instead of that, I have a proposition for you" said Minato both boys looked at him expectantly "the chunin exams are coming up next week if you two can pass that then I'll let you go and have search parties after you stop"
'There are search parties after us? Well, they're probably after Naruto but still I haven't seen any, holy crap this place sucks' thought Nanashi "What are the chunin exams?" Naruto turned to him
"The chunin exams are a tournament between hidden villages all over the world" explained Naruto "basically you win you get promoted, but mainly it's to show what each village has in terms of skill."
"So…" said Nanashi taking it in "it's pretty much an international dick waving contest?" Minato and Kushina both flushed and face faulted at the question
"Pretty much" replied Naruto use to his friends' vulgarity
"Well I don't want to participate in your dick waving contest, because I don't have anything to prove" stated Nanashi with conviction
"Nanashi listen to me which would you rather fight some trained jounin or green as grass genin?" asked Naruto trying to coax his friend into the exam
Nanashi just stared at him with look that said 'dude do you seriously even need to ask' "Jounin"
"*sigh* should have seen that coming" before any further conversation took place the hokages assistant came running up
"Lord Hokage the Mizukage is here to see you." she stated she was pretty average civilian not to important to the story but just important enough to have a small part
"Tell her I'm busy." Said Minato he already had enough to deal with now he wasn't ready to deal with politics.
"Well...um…she's not waiting." She replied timidly as she said that an attractive auburn haired woman wearing a blue one piece dress walked in.
"Hello, Lord Hokage how have you been?" she replied
"Mei!" exclaimed Naruto and Nanashi at the same time, their old commander was now the leader of the village they fought in, to say they were shocked was an understatement.
"Boys!" she exclaimed back before smiling and pulling both of them into a hug "how are my two favorite freedom fighters doing?"
Nanashi was the first to recover "the Hokage wants us to compete in his dick waving contest." He said plainly, Mei turned to Naruto for translation
"The Yondaime wants us to compete in the chunin exams" explained Naruto "but Nanashi doesn't want to and… Well you know how he can be." Mei turned to look at Nanashi who was blushing somewhat because the hug they were in was close to Mei's….mounds. Mei then got a devious thought into her mind
"Oh Nanashi I haven't seen you two fight since the revolution against Hanzo" said Mei letting go of Naruto and pulling Nanashi in closer. No this may seem uncomfortable or heaven to most people well as I'm sure I've explained before Nanashi is not use to signs of affection so this is way outside his comfort zone "and I'd love to see you fight again to bring back memories."
"Re..really?" asked Nanashi who was beet red at the moment "okay I guess can compete in the dick waving tournament." Mei chuckled and let him go wich Nanashi then crumpled to the floor despite how Mei seems as a high class woman who would have great manners; she actually finds Nanashi crude remarks humorous. The boys left mainly Naruto dragging a disoriented Nanashi out of the room with Wolf following behind tail wagging.
"Wonder where he got such a large wolf?" Mei wondered out loud, with a pondering look on his face.
"Not sure, didn't think canines that size existed outside the Inzuka clan." Said Yondaime also wondering about the wolf "anyways about your revolution; Hanzo what was he doing in Kiri?" Mei's face turned serious at the question
"I'm not too clear on that myself from what I know he was ousted from Ame by a group of high class ninja led by bloodline user and decided to take over kiri with inside help and his remnants, I think he harbored a hatred for bloodline users from his defeat which caused him to start the purges."
"Do you think this group will be a threat in the future?" asked Minato
"I really can't say." Said Mei shaking her head "but they ousted Hanzo from ame if that's anything to go by."
"But they didn't kill him" said Minato "so they couldn't finish him off; I assume that was you being the Mizukage"
"Oh no it wasn't me" she said cheerfully as Minato looked at her curiously
"Then who was it?" asked Minato
"Oh, why it was Naruto and Nanashi of course" she said this with a smile on her face
"WHAT!"
With Nanashi
"The Fourth Hokage is a prick." Grumbled Nanashi he and Naruto decided to split up, Wolf decided to follow Nanashi as he walked through the back alleys which were more of a fenced in lane.
"Hey let me go" said a little kids voice, Nanashi looked farther ahead and saw a guy in a totally black outfit and girl with sandy blonde hair and a large fan on her back. The guy was holding a kid by the collar while facing down a group of leaf genin.
'I know those two' Nanashi got an idea into his head he smirked then put on a serious face and walked up behind them when he got in range he kicked the boy in black in the ass.
"Who did that!" he yelled enraged then he saw Nanashi "you… what are you doing here?" he had a panicked expression on his face.
"Glad to see you remember me, Kankuro" at this point Nanashi had a scary grin on his face "after all, I don't need to kick your ass again?" a little while before wave Naruto and Nanashi ended up in Suna where Nanashi being bored picked a fight with the first guy he saw which happened to be Kankuro, Kankuro was knocked out before he could even draw his puppet.
"Hey, Nanashi" said the sandy blonde haired… a screw it you guys know its Temari. During their stay in Suna, Temari developed a crush on Naruto and of course with him being entirely oblivious. Both of them are totally dense if girl likes them.
"Hey, Temari!" Nanashi replied "so where's Raccoon boy?"
"I'm up here" said a dry emotionless voice he looked up to see a red haired… Gara, it's Gara, okay. Also during their the ichibi managed to make Gara go on a rampage due to reacting with the Forgotten warriors, anyways the fight was awesome, probably better than any of the fights I'll write in this story. It had everything explosions, witty one liners, and two determined heroes with balls of steel. Well in the end they won and Gara seriously mellowed. The fight however was not without casualty the kazekage the sand siblings' father died.
"Hey…it's you" Nanashi turned to see Ryu who was already glaring at him
"Yeah it's me." Replied Nanashi and turned towards Temari "so what you guys doing here"
"Don't ignore me!" yelled Ryu angrily "is Naruto here?"
"I was wondering that to" put in Temari
"Somewhere" answered Nanashi plainly and turned to Temari
"I'm here for the chunin exams" she answered
"I am also in the chunin exams" said Ryu "of course for an elite ninja such as myself it's only natural, not that some common mercenary would be able to compete"
Nanashi grinned a bit "Well I guess that makes me uncommon" stated Nanashi confusing everybody "because I'm in that little exam of yours too"
"WHAT!" exclaimed everyone present even Gara yelled
"Why?" asked Temari shocked at the revelation "I thought you weren't a ninja"
"I'm not" replied Nanashi "village leader is a great big ass hole and shanghaied me and Naruto and by bud Wolf here into going into the Exams" explained Nanashi gesturing to oversized animal behind him who was walking up to the group
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING" everyone yelled
"Why does everyone keep saying that?" asked Nanashi clueless "he's a wolf I thought it was obvious?"
"What kind of wolf grows that big?" yelled Ryu "that's bigger than an Inzuka dog!"
"This one does." Replied Nanashi with a blank expression
'This guy is a total moron?' was the collective thought
"Well anyways I need find Naruto, it's about time we met up" said Nanashi "See you all when my foot meets your asses." With that he walked off.
Naruto
Naruto was walking through the street in the more crowded area of the village and just like four years ago no one paid attention. Though despite everything there was one place that he wanted to see again the only people that didn't ridicule him for his lack of chakra. He took out a small piece of paper on it, it said 'free ramen on Wednesdays' it wasn't an official print out it was more of a crudely drawn homemade coupon. But it was one of the only gifts Naruto received in his life and he treasured it. He turned down the street that he remembered the place being on. He walked down street keeping to the side as to not attract attention as he was sure the fan club that gave him so much hell in the past was still around. He walked up to a small ramen stand titled Ichiraku ramen. Naruto smiled a bit and went inside the owner Teuchi seemed to be busy making something but he still recognized the someone was there
"Anything I can get you" he asked without turning around.
"Yes I'd like to ask if this coupon is still good" replied Naruto placing the coupon on the table
"What coupon" asked Teuchi turning around but looking straight at the table, I expression of surprise came over his face "I only ever made one of these…Naruto?"
Naruto had a genuine smile on his face right now "Hey, old man." While his family ignored him and the fourths fan club tired to kill him. Naruto found this place to be an actual home and the old man and his daughter to be more of a family than the ones at home. You see during the years he was in the village Naruto helped them with their problems and they helped him with his. Teuchi himself pulled Naruto into a hug and turned around.
"Ayame!" he yelled "come in here we have a very important customer!"
"What it is, is it another magazine journalist!" yelled Ayame but paused when she saw Naruto "oh my god…you're back you are actually back." She rushed to pull him into a hug to and few tears running down her cheeks.
"Yeah I'm back" he said returning the hug, it was a few moments before they parted. "so can I have a miso ramen for old times' sake?"
"Coming right up" they replied as if they were synchronized.
'One piece heaven, in this hell' he thought then smirked 'totally worth it.'
well there you go a little insight into Narutos history in konoha, usually i would be posting this after the legend of the legendary hero crossover but i have been having bitch of a time finishing it.