I do not own Hetalia. This is in Allie's Point Of View. Thank you for Reviewing ^_^ it means a lot to me.
I Ignore Them
By waterrain
I wrote up the contract, Ivan, and Natalia signed it. Katyuasha was the witness. Afterwards I rolled up the piece of paper and put it into my right cowboy boot. I noticed my twin brother was being a wall-flower, looking depressed by the punch bowl, and I grinned widely to myself for I'm going to bring Mattie with me.
"Hey, Artie. Here's a tea cup. It has a Uni horse thing on it." I commented cheerfully while handing him it.
"It's called a Unicorn not a Uni horse thing." Arthur stated firmly and he looked irritated. I know it's called a Unicorn, but I love messing with people.
"Hey babe did you forget your manners?" I asked in a low voice and I'm pretty good at making my voice go low.
"Allie, You sound like a man. Your voice is really low." Arthur said to me. I grinned widely at him and titled my head to the side.
"Arthur you sound like a girl at times with how high pitch your voice can go. Seriously, How can your voice go so high? I'm a chick, but my voice can't go that high." I informed him in my normal voice and his cheeks turned red. Arthur started it, but I finished it. "How low can your voice go, Artie?"
"Oh, Shut up Allie." Arthur groaned loudly at me. "Thank you for the tea cup."
"Your welcome, Arthur." I stated calmly, he looked at me, and sighed. "Now onto some important business. Do you know how the heck to make The Sims in The Sims 3 Pets PC version naked?"
"I have no bloody idea, Allie. I do not even play it." He informed me and I gasped at him before grabbing him by the idea.
"I shall be a hero and show you the awesomeness of The Sims 3!" I said loud while dragging him by the arm. "The PC version of The Sims 3 is the best version ever!"
After an hour I can tell Arthur is getting irritated, he was on The Sims 3, and failing miserably at it. Every time his Sims cook there is a fire and stuff.
"They have to read a Cook Book to learn the Cooking skill, Arthur. Are you trying to kill off your poor Sims? The poor things haven't even gotten in the covers with each other yet and they are married. Poor Alice and Alfred."
"Why didn't you tell me that to begin with Allie? That they have to learn from a cook book."
"It's on the Book Shelf and I thought it would be common sense. You should have picked Natural Cook for at least one of your Sim's traits."
"You created Alfred so why didn't you add that trait to him?"
"I didn't feel like it. Besides he is brave and puts out the fire so it's all cool. Alfred is the sexy hero in awesomeness while Alice is the pretty little damsel in distress." I informed him and he just stared at me. "Plus if Alfred had the Natural Cook trait then there would be no fires and that means no epically awesome heroicness actions would occur."
"I'm going to try and maximum Alice's cooking skills. So there will be no fires." Arthur said firmly and he crossed his arms. I snickered, spun myself in the chair, and looked at him.
"That will take forever and a day. She does not have the Genius trait." I stated calmly and he gave a look.
"So, What? Alice will learn how to cook and it does not take a Genius to cook food."
"You picked Fairy Tale Finder as her lifetime wish."
"It is better than the one you picked for Alfred."
"Having the lifetime wish being a Rock Star is easier than trying to find and adopt a Uni horse thing." I informed him and his right eyebrow was twitching.
"It's called a Unicorn not a Uni horse thing." He stated sharply, I grinned at him, and quietly snickered.
"Hey, Artie…The stove is on fire, Alice is panicking, and guess who comes to say the day?" I commented in a dramtic voice and he muttered 'Crap, I didn't tell her to cook'.
"The Heroically Awesome Alfred will save the day! Fuck, Yeah!" I cheered loudly, my fists are up in the air, and I bet Arthur is regretting not picking the Brave trait for Alice. A couple of hours later Arthur is near tears and I softly pat him on the back.
"Aw, Don't worry the Mister Death is not going to take her away forever. The Death dude is going to take pity on her." I said to him and he looked at me. "Of course she could turn into a ghost. Hey, I wonder can a ghost and a living Sim can have sex."
"You are terrible, Allie. Just terrible. My poor sweet Alice." He muttered and I smiled brightly at him. In the end Alice was not brought back to life or anything at all. Sadly, Alice was taken away somewhere and there is only one.
"Poor Alfred is going to be so lonely without his beloved Alice." I commented sadly and shook my head while sighing. "What a sad way for her to end. She just had to cook while brave and heroic Alfred was at work."
We left the game on, grabbed some popcorn, and watched a Tv Show. When we checked out how the Sim Alfred is doing without his Alice.
"Wow, Alfred." I said in an impressed voice for he has a new wife, he didn't need any help, and he managed to find one so quickly it was really remarkable. I looked at the name of his new wife and her named is Vanya. Alfred is in bed with her and after a moment they went under the covers.
"It has barely been an hour! How dare he get married to another woman so quickly! Not to mention having sex with another woman so soon after Alice's death."
"Real life and Sim time is different, Arthur."
"That damn bloody bastard got married so quickly after poor sweet and kind hearted Alice died!" He said loudly and I hummed to myself.
"I have an extra Sims 3 Pets Pc Game. You can have it." I commented cheerfully. Arthur blinked his eyes and I placed the game onto his hand. "Let me know if you find a download that allows the Sims be uncensored!"
Arthur thanked me, he left, and I'm proud of myself for there is one more person in this world that loves The Sims.
I walked into GameStop and saw Ivan behind the counter smiling innocently. What the heck is going on here?
"What are you doing here, Ivan?" I asked slowly while staring at him.
"I work here now." He said cheerfully and I find that his smile is a bit creepy.
"Last week I tried to apply, but they said that they are not hiring because they have enough people and stuff." I told him. If I was lied to then I'm going to heroically-
"You can work here too, Allie. Two people quit for some unknown reason." Ivan said innocently, he blinked his violet eyes, and tilted his head to the side. "I have no idea why those people quit."
Please Review and Thank You. Here are a few questions for you peeps if you want to answer them ^_^
Why did Allie give Arthur a tea cup?
Have you ever played The Sims 3 Pets PC Version?
What do you think of Ivan working at GameStop?
What do you think of the Sims (Alice, Alfred, and Vanya)?