"Hey Marceline" said Finn, blushing. Marceline turned and faced him.

"'Sup?" she said in the most comforting voice that anyone could make that one sylable in.

"Do you think you could hold PB back so I don't have to..." he paused.

"Ooh, of course!" yelled Marceline, who immediately tied PB to a random shopping cart that came out of nowhere. PB squirmed, which caused Marceline to turn into a werewolf. "If you struggle, I kill you." Of course, this only got PB to struggle even more. Jake was disturbed.

"Man dude, Marceline is into some weeeeeeird stuff!"

"I know, right man" agreed Finn. "Wait...ew!" Jake giggled as Flame Princess then walked up to Finn. "Oh...hi Flame Princess."

"Hey Finn."

"Sorry I haven't been able to talk to you much lately, with all the, uh, er..." he blushed.

"C'mon Finn, don't get awkward! We don't want this fic taking a creepy turn."

"Oh, yeah," agreed Finn.

"Fic?" wondered Jake out loud. "What are you talking a-"

"Hey guys!" interupted Marceline to keep the very fabric of the universe in tact. "Bonnibel is stronger than I thought...and she kinda escaped...and now I don't know where she is." Finn started panicking.

"JAKE HIDE ME!" he yelled. Jake morphed into a cage with a door. Finn went into the door, which was then morphed out of Jake. "Phew, I feel safe now!" said a calm Finn.

"Me too" PB said in a deep, seductive voice as she suddenly popped up out of nowhere behind him. She opened her arms. "Hug me, hero!" Finn, of course, screamed like a girl.

"JAKE-LEMME-OUT-LEMME-OUT-LEMME-OUUUUUUUUUUT!"

"Uh, uh, OKAY MAN!" replied Jake, who was trying to keep up with this mess of a plot.

"Okay" said Marceline, who was nearly speechless by this point, "we're obviously going to need some dark magic to contain her now, and I know just the guy to call." She grabbed an axe-shaped cell phone and started dialing a number. The ringing stopped eventually, signifying that whoever she had called just answered. "Yeah, it's Marceline...Bubblegum's acting crazy, I need you to get over here...don't give me that!...okay, I'll tell her...alright bye!" She hung up.

"Who'd you call?" asked a curious Finn.

"The one person who can keep PB in check when she gets this crazy," Marceline responded. She smirked and Bubblegum looked a bit worried. "Peppermind Butler. Oh, and by the way, Bonnibel. He told me to tell you that if you continue acting crazy, you won't live to see Finn." PB shreiked and ran behind Finn who blushed as he slapped her arm. I don't know why, thought Finn, but I almost feel sorry for her.

Meanwhile, Ice King and Gunther were in a tree near our crazy messed-up gang. The Ice King had bought several badly dubbed asian kung-fu movies to help him learn the art of stealth. Gunther went along because he was still worried about what could happen if the Ice King was deep in thought. The Ice King looked directly at PB and Finn with his wizard eyes and saw that there were some abnormal particules in their system that he could actually, get this, identify.

"Okay Gunther," whispered the Ice King, "I hope you brought your notepad." Gunther moaned.