Disclaimer: This land is your land! This land is my land! However, I don't care about freakin' land! I care about Sora and Riku! I don't own them! Must word harder! 'starts hitting head on wall'
Riku: She's finally doing something progressive.
Warnings: I'm not going to bother putting a warning for this chapter. Go look back at the warnings in the last 9 chapters if you can't live without it.
Psychoticbunny: I would like to thank musicalpickle, Angel Storm22, and hyperactive crazygurl195 for reviewing. All of you people out there who are reading this and not reviewing should also thank them because if no one if no one reviewed then I wouldn't update. I would also like to say that I might update less often due to schoolwork and my own laziness.
Chapter 10
Kairi's p.o.v.
I picked up the phone and dialed Selphie's number aggressively. How dare she even think of breaking up the cutest couple ever! Sora had told me about the whole Seiko incident, blaming everything on Seiko, but I knew better.
"Hello?" came the voice of Tidus.
"Hey Tidus. I need to speak with Selphie."
"She's kind of busy."
"This is urgent. She can take a break from whatever she's working on to talk to me. Trust me."
"Are you hurt or something?"
"No. Tidus, she tried to break up Sora and Riku and she will try again. She probably thinks I'm heartbroken, but I'm not and I know you probably don't think that Selphie would be that vicious, but I'm telling the truth."
"How did you know all of that? You're not hurt by what Sora did? You defiantly need to discuss this with Selphie before she blows up Riku's head or something. I actually caught her with some explosives!"
Sora's p.o.v.
Teachers should die. They were pure evil. Why? They sent out evil minions to haunt you. Evil minions being homework.
I sat at my kitchen table, working on a page of math.
"This is useless!" I cried in frustration. Math was not really one of my strong points. It was more like a point that had its leg cut off and was suffering through and immense amount of pain.
"There's only one person who can help me at a time like this!" I exclaimed to no one. I called Kairi. We weren't supposed to copy our friend's homework. The teachers wanted us to "use our brains to do it ourselves," but that was just a load of trash.
Kairi's p.o.v.
"Kairi?" said Selphie.
"Selphie, I would like to say that-" I heard a beeping sound, "Wait a minute. Call wait."
I switched my phone to the other line.
"Hello. This is Kairi speaking. How may I help you?" I usually acted extremely polite when I interrupted from something important.
"Hey Kairi," said Sora, "You love me, right?"
"Spit it out."
"I need to copy your answers for math."
"Hmmm. Let me think⦠No! I'm seriously beginning to doubt whether you have a brain. I'm pretty sure that if you do, you use it rarely."
"Hey! I'll show you that I can use my brain! I'll do all of my homework by myself!"
With that, he hung up. I smirked to myself. Sometimes Sora could be so cute. He'd try to do it and then admit he didn't have a brain and copy my homework, but at least he tried his best. 'Now,' I thought, 'back to Selphie.'
"Sorry about that Selphie. Sora wanted to copy my homework again."
"No problem. To tell you the truth, I need to talk to you about Sora. I know that Sora hurt you and there's no reason to hide it. Don't let him take away your happiness. I'll get revenge. Just sit back and relax and I'll avenge you. I won't let you down. You're like a sister to me and I just want you to be happy. Be happy."
She hung up before I could say a word. 'This might cause some problems,' I thought.
Riku's p.o.v.
I had finished all of my homework and was bored out of my mind. I currently had absolutely nothing to do. NOTHING! My TV was broken so video games were out of the question even if I wanted to play them. I wasn't hungry so I couldn't eat either. Then it hit me. Sora.
I walked over to the phone and called his number. After all, what was better than making out with your boyfriend whether you have something to do or are bored out of your mind?
"Hello. Who is this?" asked my little brunet.
"Hi munchkin! Guess who!" I said. Wait a minute. Munchkin?
"Munchkin?" Great minds think alike.
"You know what? Never mind. Can I come over?" I asked.
"Sure, but you have to help me with my homework."
"The old brain thing, eh?"
"How did you know?"
"Kairi always does this. You know why? Your homework is your own responsibility."
"Humph."
"I'll help you, but I'm not going to do it for you."
"Fine. As long as you don't call me munchkin."
"Don't worry. Won't happen again."
"See you soon!"
"Same!"
We hung up. Well, it wasn't a date really, but it was something! Maybe I could make it a bit more interesting.
Sora's p.o.v.
"Okay math homework. I've finished everything except you now. You're going down!" I said. Okay, I admit it. I talk to inanimate objects, but I was really just procrastinating.
"You just wait until Riku gets here!" I shouted at my homework.
As if on cue, the doorbell rang. I rushed to answer it. Finally, my savior was here!
"Hello," he said, "How's that homework coming?"
"I've done everything besides the math," I replied.
"Well, let's get started," he stated.
"Why are you so eager for my homework to be finished?" I questioned.
"Because the sooner you're done, the sooner we can do other things."
I had no idea whether to be happy about this or freaked out and scared.
"Let's get that math homework done!" I exclaimed.
(Psychoticbunny: Let's all take a break and run to the bathroom, stretch a bit, or check some unread e-mails as Riku deals with the treacherous process of helping Sora with his homework and managing to not kiss him.)
"Finished at last!" I said, adding my final answer to the page.
"You know what that means!" Riku said in a sly voice.
He pulled me on his lap and pressed his lips against mine. (Psychoticbunny: I'm stuck! I've never kissed anyone and I don't know how a real kiss goes! Riku: Give me the computer!) I gasped slightly as he gently slid his tongue in my mouth. To my surprise, I started to kiss back. Our tongues danced around with each other and I wrapped my arms around Riku's neck. Unfortunately, we had to breathe and Riku pulled back.
"You're the best Riku," I sighed.
"I know I am," he said. Never compliment Riku. It will just come back to haunt you.
Fin.
Psychoticbunny: I stink and kiss scenes! Please forgive me! I repeat I have never kissed anyone besides my family members before! I'm not pretty so no one would want to kiss me anyway.
Sora: I think you're pretty!
Psychoticbunny: Thanks Sora.
Riku: I don't.
Psychoticbunny: Waaaah!
