Next chapter is here! So here comes something that I've been waiting to do but last week's episode just made it necessary. Have fun!

Ahoy Matey!

Rick Grimes: I really don't want to stay up this late today. Merle when is this guy coming?

Caesar Martinez: He should be on any minute. He's slow

Daryl Dixon: Hey guys I raided the donut store.

Maggie Greene: Daryl! I told you not to go in the cabinets downstairs. Those are for emergencies only!

Daryl Dixon: Who has donuts in an emergency?

Merle Dixon: Twinkies though. Ya need those in an emergency

Rick Grimes: Hm. I think I would want to have a backup supply of cupcakes in an emergency

Carl Grimes: ICE CREAM!

Lori Grimes: Carl go to sleep

Carl Grimes: I want to meet this guy

Caesar Martinez: Trust me, you don't want to meet him

Shane Walsh: I need some sort of medication. Cause I'm gonna die

Maggie Greene: You've only thrown up once. You'll be fine

Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon like this

Merle Dixon: Oh no here he comes

Phil Blake: Hello everyone

Rick Grimes: Um…..lol….hi

Shane Walsh: WOW. Nice Profile Pic

Daryl Dixon: Ahoy Matey! Everyone man the cannons!

Merle Dixon: Daryl! I told you not to comment

Caesar Martinez: Oh this is going bad

Phil Blake: I happen to be the leader of a very important town

Daryl Dixon: Yar! I bet ya are! Think ya could hook me up with a treasure map? I need some Twinkies for my crew

Carl Grimes: My dad's laughing again

Lori Grimes: Guys, we need to stop giving this man a hard time

Glenn: Hey my friend! Watch out for these ladies! They like to have 'fun'

Caesar Martinez: Guys, this is just supposed to be a friendly greeting meeting

Merle Dixon: A freakin what?

Caesar Martinez: A greeting meeting? I don't know

Daryl Dixon: Do ya got a peg leg? What about a parrot?

Caesar Martinez: Nah but he does keep heads in an aquarium

Phil Blake:MARTINEZ

Caesar Martinez: SORRY. EVERYONE IGNORE THAT

Dale Horvath: Looks like Martinez is about as good at keeping secrets as Glenn is

Merle Dixon, Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh, and 5 others like this

Merle Dixon: Look there's nothing to get upset about. It's just a weird faddish he's got

Carl Grimes: My mom told my dad to get out of the tent cause he's laughing so hard

Daryl Dixon: We better watch out though. If this guy gets angry, he'll sail over on his ship and try to board our home

Rick Grimes: So let me get this straight, you keep heads in an aquarium? For what purpose?

Daryl Dixon: What does it matter? He's a psycho!

Caesar Martinez: Ok look, he's not a psycho! He just has a problems.

Phil Blake: Thank you Martinez *sarcasm*

Merle Dixon: You're making it worse Martinez

Caesar Martinez: Ok. I'm sorry. He has heads in an aquarium from walkers and he has his zombified daughter locked up somewhere

Rick Grimes: WHAT?

Merle Dixon: Hey Shane, didn't you say you were looking for a face-palm button?

Shane Walsh: Yea why?

Merle Dixon: I need it really badly

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Daryl Dixon: For once, I'm not causing the trouble

Phil Blake:Martinez, I'm firing you!

Merle Dixon: I'm so done with this meeting

Carl Grimes: So should we all be friends with this guy?

Maggie Greene: I'm thinking no

Daryl Dixon, Glenn, Rick Grimes, and 6 others like this

Caesar Martinez: I wouldn't

Merle Dixon: And I thought Rick and his group would screw this up

Phil Blake: I'm so done with Martinez

Merle Dixon likes this

Lori Grimes: Alright so now that this discussion is over can we please all go to sleep?

Carl Grimes: Mom ruins everything

Glenn: We're not done yet

Daryl Dixon: So, why exactly are we all up on here now? Why couldn't you come on earlier?

Caesar Martinez: Because…

Merle Dixon:Martinez, how about we don't um answer that

Rick Grimes likes this

Phil Blake: Well, a lot of the people (like Martinez) are idiots and they would totally abuse the power of WiFi

Shane Walsh: Oh well I guess that makes sense. So no one has cell phones there?

Merle Dixon: We're the only three. And hopefully no one will join us. Martinez, what if Allen or Ben came on here?

Caesar Martinez: 1, Allen scares the hell out of me. 2. Ben is just plain annoying

Merle Dixon: Yea. I mean I never want to go on a run with him because I feel like he'll screw me over

Daryl Dixon: Watch out for that kid! He's probably worse than Carl

Lori Grimes: Daryl!

Shane Walsh: Watch out Daryl! Lori has slapping issues

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Daryl Dixon: Hey PB. What's the big beard for?

Carl Grimes: Who's peanut butter?

Shane Walsh: Carl you're so stupid

Rick Grimes:RUN SHANE LORI IS COMING

Daryl Dixon: Lori and her slapping issues are coming for you

Rick Grimes: YOU BOTH BETTER GET MOVING BECAUSE SHE IS MAD

Caesar Martinez: Man, I'm glad I'm not there.

Merle Dixon and Phil Blake like this

Phil Blake: And in answer to your question Mr. Dixon…..wait a second. Merle is that your brother?

Merle Dixon: Hm? No. Nope.

Carl Grimes: Wait, are we lying? Cause then I'm Shane's son

Merle Dixon: SHUT UP CARL

Phil Blake: Ah so he is your brother?

Caesar Martinez: Come on Merle, you lost it. You can't say anything to make it better

Merle Dixon: Guess you're right

Daryl Dixon: I'm alright! She didn't get me

Shane Walsh: Yea but you're currently up in a tree. Watch out for walkers!

Daryl Dixon: Walkers? What about flyers? Bird zombies? Nah.

Phil Blake: Well Merle, I don't think your brother has the same level of intelligence as you do

Daryl Dixon: UM EXCUSE ME? I BELIEVE I'M PRETTY DAMN SMART

Rick Grimes, Carl Grimes, Maggie Greene, and 5 others like this

Rick Grimes: Hey look Phil, you can come on here, but you're not allowed to insult Daryl or anyone else in our group since you don't know us!

Daryl Dixon, Shane Walsh, and 6 others like this

Merle Dixon: I totally agree.

Caesar Martinez: Hey anyone want to play baseball?

Shane Walsh: Sorry man, but its like 2am

Lori Grimes: AGAIN

Daryl Dixon: I need a new profile pic. But I have like none on my phone. Selfie time!

Carl Grimes: Oh Daryl! Can I be in your selfie?

Daryl Dixon: Um it's called a selfie for a reason. It's yourself. No one else.

Shane Walsh: You guys like mine?

Rick Grimes: It's a picture of you standing on the top of the RV with your shotgun. Well I see you like that a lot so sure

Carl Grimes: I like how my dad's is just him in his sheriff uniform. And then I'm over here in my black shirt and gold chains

Rick Grimes: You wish.

Daryl Dixon: How does this one look?

Merle Dixon: Hey I like it. Where are you?

Dale Horvath: He was snapping a million selfies up here a minute ago.

Rick Grimes: I like it Daryl. You have the moon in your hand

Shane Walsh: He really held his hand up to the moon?

Daryl Dixon: haha. Yea

Phil Blake: Anyone can do that

Caesar Martinez: Yea but it takes a lot of skill to look like a pirate

Daryl Dixon: Aarr! You are mighty correct there Captain 'Tinez

Caesar Martinez: Thank ya Captain Dixon.

Rick Grimes: I think we all need to calm down

Merle Dixon: Yea. Those two are completely out of control

Phil Blake: So they can insult me even though they don't know me but I can't insult you?

Caesar Martinez: I do know ya

Daryl Dixon: Raise the sails! Ahoy!

Caesar Martinez: Yar! We're setting sail! Let's go find that treasure

Rick Grimes: Ok I lied. This is good

Shane Walsh: It's like a movie.

Carl Grimes: Captain Dixon! Can I be on your expedition?

Daryl Dixon: Yea! Go swab the decks!

Caesar Martinez: And after that, my room needs some cleaning. And we need a meal fit for a king

Phil Blake: I'm not a pirate!

Shane Walsh: Sucks for you; you don't get to come on the expedition

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Maggie Greene: Why is Daryl acting like a pirate?

Caesar Martinez: Cause we're on a journey!

Daryl Dixon: To find buried treasure in Phil's aquarium!

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Merle Dixon: Hey Phil, are we having any arena fights soon?

Caesar Martinez: Yea cause I want to beat Merle's ass

Daryl Dixon: What's going on!?

Phil Blake: We have fighting matches at our town. It's entertainment

Rick Grimes: Ok. Like boxing? Or wrestling?

Phil Blake: Yea

Caesar Martinez: And then to make things even more entertaining. He puts walkers around the edges. I just want to say, I almost died

Rick Grimes: That's some sick entertainment

Phil Blake:Martinez, You are going to die if you don't stop sharing all these secrets

Merle Dixon: You know what's funny? Is seeing Phil's face after all of Martinez's comments

Daryl Dixon likes this

Phil Blake: Alright guys, I'm leaving you all. It's getting annoying. Governor out.

Shane Walsh: What

Merle Dixon: He's the leader of the town so he calls himself the Governor. It's a bit annoying.

Caesar Martinez: This is the only place we can call him Phil

Daryl Dixon: Captain Phil.

Glenn: Well that was interesting. I think we should stay away from him

Rick Grimes: Merle, Caesar, if you guys want to escape somehow, you guys are welcome here.

Caesar Martinez: We'll be ok. If things get bad we'll come out there. Just gotta show us the way

Rick Grimes: We'll help you somehow

Daryl Dixon: Yea Merle come here

Shane Walsh: New additions? Should be interesting. But have fun in that arena fight. Don't die

Merle Dixon: I won't. Neither will 'Tinez

Daryl Dixon: Yea you better not go die on me

Maggie Greene: Guys go to sleep! We have a big day. Daryl you're going farming with my dad

Daryl Dixon: EEWWW. No I'm going hunting

Maggie Greene: Uh no. You're going farming. We have plenty of food

Daryl Dixon: Nnnnnooooo. Someone help me?

Shane Walsh: Lol have fun Daryl.

Hope you liked it guys! Thanks for reading! Reviews would be great! They'd be awesome!