^shreiks at line above which is bothering the PopTart when shes in her little OCD moods. (boy if that line doesn't appear when I put this on the internet people are gonna think I'm kookoooo...)
On a very different note: It'd actually tell the joke so that thier laughter would be more justifiable.... but I couldn't think of one funny enough..... sorry... Excuse my lame excuse.
Emmett was telling a very funny joke with the whole family crowded around the dining table. Bella and Jacob were eating dinner.
Emmett was just getting up to the punch line when Edward burst out laughing really hard, "Haha, Oh my god! that's so funny!"
"Shut up Edward! You're ruining the story!" And Emmett continued. Emmett then finished the joke with the punch line.
Alice laughed, even though she saw the ending already. It was still hilarious the second time. Almost MORE FUNNY the second time.
Esme laughed so hard all the way to the point of tears
Jacob sat there for awhile, trying to figure out what was so funny.
Rosalie laughed so hard that she almost started snorting trying to catch her breath.
Emmett laughed at his own joke.
Carlisle laughed, even though the joke was a bit offensive.
Bella was in hysterics. Unfortunately, she had just taken a sip of milk before the joke came to the punchline, and the liquid came shooting out of her nose with great force. She banged her fists on the table, coughing while laughing at the same time, then smashed her head down on the table in convulsing and silent laughter.
Bella didn't hear the room go silent because she was still laughing uncontrollably. Eventually Bella stopped laughing hard enough to look up and see everyone staring at her in revulsion.
"Humans. Are. Disgusting." Emmett said, staring at Bella in horror.
"Ok.... EWWWWW!!!" Rosalie shrieked in disgust at Bella's drink which had been sent flying right at her.
Alice burst out laughing into hysterics "I saw that coming and it's even funnier in real life!"
"Way to go!" Jacob offered a high five to Bella, but saw the milk under her nose, and he decided against it.
"YOU DUMB MUTT!!!!!" Rosalie screamed at Jacob.
"I should run, shouldn't I?" Jacob asked nobody in particular.
"Run," Everyone said at the same time
"Ok." Jacob got up and ran out of the house, slamming the door shut behind him.
This is what happens when you can't find a good way to end these short stories....
I just realised something. Apparently I can tell a joke through writing... but when I try to tell a joke through speech, because about 75 percent of the time it ends with my peers either giving me a look that says "What... the... heck...?" or "I don't get it...". I think its because I normally forget some vital part of the story and it ends up killing the entire thing. Just like always, another random rant by me...
Hey! I'm not sugarhigh right now!!! HAHAHA!!! (oh wait... nevermind...)
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