Disclaimer: Dragonball Z isn't my property, I wouldn't put that many grunts into one show.

Sorry for the gigantic delay, I've been doing some summer shit, but then I got bored, so I guess it's back to doing this! I'M SO EXCITED! Today's juicy little tidbit of shit is a PanxBuu rapefic type story actually offered up to be by a reader. I will parody this story with an unpronouncable name (Tsukemono... durka-durka) that starts with a T, and it was written by Pyjamapants. So, yeah, enjoy the show.

Once upon a merry-ole' time, Pan was bitching about her grandpa Goku never being around, because he was too busy curb-stomping Uub up over at Kami's Tower, which is held up by a pole with like a centimeter circumference. Yeah, that's totally non-lethal. Pan then decided the only way to get over this is to go to Trunks' house to borrow a cup of SEX.

She knocked on his window and proceeded to make goofy faces, apparently because she could. Hell, why should any of us try to stop her anyway? Trunks' logical response to this was to make HIGH-larious masturbation mimes, which only made the situation even HAWTER. Skip forward a little bit.

By the way, that scene will no longer be mentioned ever again because it has no bearing on anything whatsoever. It's literally the same thing as me just adding a cookie recipe to the beginning of this chapter for no reason. So yeah, moving on.

Gohan walked into Pan's room the following afternoon. "Hey, Pan, I decided the only way to stop you from going to Trunks' house and getting pregnant was to set you up a sparring match with some kid reincarnated from a horrendous mass killer! AREN'T I A STUPENDIFEROUS FATHA?"

Pan, aside from being annoyed, got up and went to some field in the middle of another field in a secret field on the opposite side of the world from where anyone else in the Z Fighters could help her in a dangerous situation. A quaint little place. The two young idiots-in-training punch each other in the face for five hours until Pan gets tired.

"Hey, we've been tearing each other to ribbons for hours, can we take a break?" asked Pan, who needed a breather herself.

"HELL NAW!" responded Uub. And so the punching, kicking and powering up (mostly that) continued unabated for another hour. Uub began to show signs of severe fatigue.

"Hey, Uub, are you okay? You seem to be in pain for some reason!" Pan stated while examining Uub's oozing wounds.

Uub responded with, "Well, aside from the fact that we've both been attempting to kill each other for the past six hours, I'm fine. AAGHGHGGGHHH!"

"Oh, goodness, the top of your skull melted! I think we should take a ten minute breather!"

"No, I'm fine, I insist- BBLLAGGHHK!"

Uub threw up a bunch of pink shit all over Pan and then fell down, half-digested nacho cheese running down his face like so much semen.

"Oh, gross, he's been eating at Taco Bell again! And I know it's Taco Bell, I can see the baby roaches." Pan started to brush the goo off, but the goo twitched and slid off of her shirt. Then it slowly shapeshifted and formed into Super Buu OH NOES! Pan and the horrible mutant creature had a standoff.

"Well, he's oogling my ass and panting, maybe I should consider stepping away from- EEK!"

Before Pan finished her sentence, the Nuu Buu had her pinned on the ground and was licking her cheek. Which one? Beats the hell out of me, guys. You make that decision. Nuu Buu inserted his tongue, which had other, smaller tongues growing out of it, into Pan's mouth. Which one? What the fuck kind of question is that, you sick bastard, what the hell? I'd hate you guys if I didn't love you so very, very much. Now where was I? Ah, yes, of course...

Meanwhile, on Kami's Lookout, Goku stopped eating and started thinking.

"My rapey sense is TINGLING! My granddaughter must be inexplicably getting raped for the 40th time this month! I'LL SAVE YOU!"

Goku flew down to the exact location of the rape, which was already over by the time Goku got his goddamn slow ass down there, and blew Nuu Buu's head off. The mutant grew it back, pulled his cock out of Pan's anus and turned around.

"Did you have fun raping my granddaughter, Tru- uh, I mean, Vege- damn, that was last week. BUU! Yeah, that's it!" Goku shouted out.

"Nope, it was like having sex with an open doorway, to be honest with you. I'm going to go find some VIRGIN poontang!" Buu replied, strangely articulately.

"LEAVE MAH WIFE ALONE!" Goku screamed at the pink man.

Buu smirked devilishly and flew toward Goku's house, with the desperate Goku in hot pursuit. Pan just sort of got up and dressed back as casually as if she were just getting out of the shower.

"Well, looks like I got raped yet again. Guess I'd better go get another rape kit, if the clinics haven't started charging already."

THE END!

Okay, before I get the inevitable "RAPE'S NOT FUNNY" review, I'd just like to say that I'm not making fun of the fact that Pan got raped. I'm making fun of the fact that people seem to look at Pan, a tertiary character at best unless you count GT (no one does) and see "RAPE ME" hanging over her head. In other words, enough of the Pan rape fics, goddamnit. I swear, it's like people just can't go through the day anymore without writing a story involving a willing penis and an unwilling vagina.